Wanna see my OC blow stuff up? · 4:50am Dec 12th, 2016
Last December, me and Moosetasm were goofing around with various dumb story ideas, and I threw out a silly concept based on some righteous art he did of my OC Nutmeg as a Commissar from Warhammer 40K, and we laughed, and nothing came of it.
In the Grim Darkness of the Far Future there is only Epic Pony War: an eternity of (s)laughter, clopping, the gnashing of feasting trolls... and the horrors of caffeine withdrawal, which one Commissar of the Equestrian Guard will do *anything* to avoid.
For to be a pony in the 41st Millennium is to live in a regime that declares itself 20% cooler than any other imaginable, as mighty battle-fleets cross the hate-infested miasma of the dimension of the Everfree in the name of the Alicorn Princesses. And yet, it is a regime where both magical and scientific knowledge have dwindled during the Royal Sisters’ long confinement to the Equestrian Throne, where a thousand cakes are sacrificed every day so that They may never truly die.
But to stand between Commissar Nutmeg and his daily caffeine-fix is to forget all hope of peace and understanding, and to face the full might of the Royal Sisters’ inexhaustible armies; for he would unleash Tartarus itself upon anything impeding his quest for a morning cup of recaf.
If you're not very familiar with 40K outside of a few memes, fear not; it requires little prior knowledge. There's only one chapter thus far, and at this point the Lord-Commissar is more on the receiving end of the blowing-up than on the giving end. But I've seen a preview of things to come, and I have no doubt he'll be doing all the blowing you could ask for soon enough!
...I should probably fix that, shouldn't I? 
Watching an OC tear up a Warhammer-esque Equestria...
I'm going to decline, but only because I'm not yet drunk enough.
4336737 By all means, good sir, see to that waning blood alcohol level on the double!
Sounds positively wonderful. Godspeed; comrade
