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  • 4 weeks
    2024 Wonderbolts Sitewide Contest

    Art by daOtterGuy!

    Are you a brave, fearless, and daring pegasi in search of your next great adventure? Do you think you have what it takes to join the best flight team in all of Equestria? Then the Wonderbolts just might be the group for you.


    Hello!

    The Quills and Sofas Speedwriting team is proud to present to you, the 2024 Wonderbolts Sitewide Contest!

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    53 comments · 3,309 views
  • 8 weeks
    The Shining Armor is a Terrible Dad 2024 Competition

    Do you love Shining Armor? Do you hate Shining Armor? If your answer is yes to either/both of these, then this is the place for you! Shining Armor is a Terrible Dad is a sequel to Cadance is a Terrible Mom. The original contest was a success, and I've been itching to host another like it ever since. The premise is the same, only the roles are reversed: Write a story about Shining Armor being an awful parent.

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    32 comments · 8,586 views
  • 15 weeks
    Portal Transformations Contest I

    Announcement and Rules (3 January 2024 to 7 March 2024)

    The most up to date version of this contest's rules is at https://www.fimfiction.net/group/217156/portal-transformations/thread/529551/portal-transformations-contest-announcement-and-rules. Please ask your questions there.


    Welcome to the Contest

    "When Spike goes through the Mirror Portal from Equestria to CHS, he turns into a dog. What does X turn into when X goes through the Mirror Portal (or a similar portal)? You can pick X and the direction."

    Myself (Mockingbirb), I'm especially interested in changes that are less usual, not so commonplace (although I suppose very unsual treatments of the 'usual' changes can be interesting too.)

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    10 comments · 8,234 views
  • 25 weeks
    Imposing Sovereigns IV

    An esteemed pedigree of Fimfic contests has entered its next generation. That’s right, Imposing Sovereigns IV… has actually been going for a while now. Apologies there. :twilightsheepish:

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    7 comments · 7,678 views
  • 28 weeks
    The M/M Shipping Contest III: 2023 Sep 24 - Dec 03


    commissioned from: daOtterGuy

    Here we go again!

    It is, indeed, the subsequent year after the M/M Shipping Contest 2022 and I, Bicyclette (who is NOT Wanderer D if you are reading this from the site post, please do NOT message them about this contest) am still alive! Therefore, this contest is happening!

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    24 comments · 7,528 views
  • 38 weeks
    Cozy Glow Short Story Contest #4

    ⬇⬇⬇THIS COULD BE YOU!!⬇⬇⬇

    They said* it couldn’t be done. They said* the child was dealt with, problem solved, nothing more to see here. Rendered completely harmless as a statue. A grotesque chunk of frieze in the old gothic style, fallen from the ramparts of Canterlot Castle. A lawn gnome set in ambush to bemuse wanderers in Celestia and Luna’s precious hedge maze. No way could she inspire a single expression of overwhelming support, let alone three.

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    31 comments · 10,053 views
  • 43 weeks
    The "New Blood" Contest

    [EDIT]: After some debating among the judges, we decided the minimum account age allowed will be 2020 instead of 2021. Makes more sense this way.


    At Bean’s Writing Group, we have always done our best to help authors, be they seasoned or novice, struggling or not, take their writing to the next level. But now we want to put the spotlight on the smaller, more recent authors – those who had joined way after the end of G4, and who might find normal contests daunting because of the competition of established, more experienced authors.

    This is a chance for you guys to shine and show what the new generation can bring to the table!

    For this contest, entries won't be confined to a specific set of characters, a genre, or any other narrow set of requirements. Instead, we will employ the system BWG is most known for: prompts.

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    76 comments · 11,123 views
  • 51 weeks
    May Pairing Contest 2023

    Howdy!

    It's once again May, and you know what that means: it's time to crackship!

    What is the May Pairings Contest?

    If you don’t know, the May Pairings contest is all about original, rare, or unique ships that aren’t afraid to explore unique dynamics between characters. This means that stories about Lyra and Bon Bon, Vinyl and Octavia, or Rarity and Twilight wouldn’t qualify. Rather, we want to see stories about Autumn Blaze and Lemon Hearts! Daring Do and Treehugger! Octavia and Applejack! You get the picture.


    Rules


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    55 comments · 9,789 views
  • 57 weeks
    The EqG Anniversary Spring Fling Contest

    Hey, hey, everybody! We've got something to say!

    The changing of the seasons is upon us, and love is in the air! And it’s up to you to choose who’s getting together!

    Yes, it’s time for a good old-fashioned shipping contest, just in time for us to celebrate the tenth anniversary of the My Little Pony: Equestria Girls movie and the Equestria Girls series as a whole. For this contest, your assignment is to take a character introduced in the first EqG movie – including Sunset Shimmer, the Humane Five, Flash Sentry, and even background characters like Micro Chips or Cherry Crash – and write a romance about them.

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    53 comments · 9,617 views
  • 60 weeks
    Arboreal Yearnings Contest I: "I'd like to be a tree..."

    The most up to date version of this contest's rules is at https://www.fimfiction.net/group/216891/arboreal-yearnings-id-like-to-be-a-tree-fluttershy-said/forum. Please ask your questions there.


    Welcome to the Contest

    In my extremely UNscientific survey, stories about Fluttershy wanting to be a tree receive more than a hundred likes each, 'on average.' (I took the average over all the stories in the "Arboreal Yearnings" group.)
    :twilightsmile:

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    12 comments · 8,754 views
Jul
24th
2021

Competition » StarTrixMaud Shipping Contest! 24 July - 31 August 2021 · 8:13pm Jul 24th, 2021

We’ve got another live one, folks! ‘Tis the season for competition!


source: dmann892

Welcome!

Hello, friends!

Being very new to the fandom and show, I ended up watching all nine seasons of the show in one go last year, and really fell in love with the later seasons. The characters of Starlight, Trixie, and Maud, and the interactions between them were definitely a big part of this! And I shipped them, hard, due to either the ludicrous amount of chemistry between them on-screen, or in great fanworks. But alas, all my ships were broken, or simply never came to be. But fixing that is what fanfiction is for, isn’t it? That and nothing else, surely!

So I will be hosting a StarTrixMaud Shipping Contest because I want to see more works featuring any of the four possible ships between these three characters, all of which are canon. Yes, all four are canon simultaneously, despite them all excluding each other as possibilities. Don’t @ me.


source: robukun

Rules!

  1. All entries must have their main/primary ship be any combination of Starlight Glimmer, Trixie Lulamoon, and Maud Pie. All entries must be submitted under precisely one of the following categories:

    • StarMaud: Starlight Glimmer and Maud Pie
    • StarTrix: Starlight Glimmer and Trixie Lulamoon
    • MauXie: Maud Pie and Trixie Lulamoon
    • StarTrixMaud: Starlight Glimmer, Trixie Lulamoon, and Maud Pie!

    This at least four (4) (Ⅳ) (死) possible combinations! An embarrassment of choices, really!

  2. Stories will be judged on both quality and chemistry. Quality will be about how good the story is overall. Chemistry will be about how good the story is as a story about the relationship between the characters in question.
  3. The story can be of any genre, not necessarily romance, as long as it prominently features a qualifying ship! Just keep in mind the “chemistry” criterion.
  4. Stories can be any rating or content, with the following restrictions: T-rated stories cannot have the Fetish tag, and M-rated stories cannot have the Fetish, Porn, Sex, or Gore tags. If you think your story might not be appropriate under the spirit of these guidelines, then it probably isn’t, but don’t be afraid to ask.
  5. EqG is allowed.
  6. AUs, Crossovers, sequels, and side stories are allowed, provided they work as standalone stories, with no knowledge of other creative works outside of the canon material.
  7. The only polyships allowed are the ones that only involve the three characters this contest is about. No other characters allowed. (Keep in mind that with EqG world and AUs in the mix, StarTrixMaud is not the only combination!)
  8. The contest will begin on 0001 24/07 UTC-4:00 (12:01AM of July 24th EDT). Stories published before this time will be disqualified.
  9. The deadline is 2359 31/08 UTC-4:00 (11:59PM of August 31st EDT). Stories must be published and completed by this time in order to qualify.
  10. Only one submission is allowed per category per author, which means an author may theoretically submit four separate entries.
  11. The word cap is 20kw. If you feel this is too restrictive, please contact me, Bicyclette, to discuss a possible exception.
  12. Feel free to make minor corrections such as for typos and formatting after the deadline, but any substantial story changes will count as continuing to write after the deadline and will disqualify your entry. If in doubt about what counts as “substantial”, please contact me, Bicyclette. Also, feel free to make further changes after the results are released! It is your story, after all.
  13. If you are a new writer and your entry ends up stuck in the moderation queue, please contact me, Bicyclette, to avoid being disqualified for this.
  14. Submissions will be collected in the StarTrixMaud Contest folder. Feel free to join the group and place it in yourself!
  15. If you feel like your idea is borderline to any of these rules, or think that despite technically meeting all these rules might go against what I might reasonably expect from a good-faith entry, or if you have any questions or want to clarify anything, please don’t be afraid to discuss it with me, Bicyclette! The last thing I want is for you to spend a lot of time working on an entry and then have it not qualify at the end. I understand there will always be corner cases to consider.

Judges!

At the time of this post, Including myself, there are four (四) (し) (사) judges for this contest. Here they are, in order of when they foolishly agreed to do this:

Please keep this in mind, as judges are not allowed to preread, edit, or discuss any entries with the author before the contest results are released! In addition, judges are asked to withhold commenting on entries until after the release of contest results.

Prizes!

To begin, note that all prize amounts will be sent by PayPal. If you are unable to receive money by PayPal, I, Bicyclette, will try my very best to arrange an alternative that works for you, but please be aware that it may not work out.

The highest-ranking entries in each of the categories of StarMaud, StarTrix, MauXie, and StarTrixMaud will receive $20 in American Dollars. In addition, the top three winners will gain the following in American Dollars:

  • First Place: $80
  • Second Place: $60
  • Third Place: $30

Note that since the First Place winner is guaranteed to also be the highest-ranking entry in its category, the First Place prize is actually $100 in total!

In addition, each judge will bestow an award of $15 on any entry of their choosing, without any requirements for transparency or fairness. This is completely allowed and legal!

Bicyclette will be awarding:

  • The Bicyclette Prize for the Most Literature

Gay for Gadot will be awarding:

  • Gay for Gadot’s Prize for Favorite Starlight Meltdown

Lord Camembert will be awarding:

  • Camembert’s Prize for Favorite Heresy (Favorite Non-StarTrix Fic)

TCC56 will be awarding:

  • The Tempest in a Teacup Prize


    source: eonionic

    That’s it!

    Good luck!


    source: fou dubulbe

    That really was it!

    Why are you still reading this? Get out of here! Go home!

And may our Lord and Savior Diagonismós Istorías continue to bless us all!

Comments ( 39 )

Methinks this herd could use a stallion.

Mud Briar: Well, technically...

I said a STALLION!

Mud Briar: Is Sunburst actually any better at that, though?

I mean... technically no, but he's so much better in every other way that I felt the need to openly insult you.

5559567
A stallion eh?
Well that rules out Mud Briar and Sunburst.

The sheer? Sher? How do you spell that? Anyway...:facehoof:

The amazing and gorgeous chaos of these three...:fluttercry:

Its beautiful! I think I will try my first romance story at this. Be warned! It will be beautiful!!!!

:trixieshiftright:

Thanks for sharing such a cool contest! :eeyup:

7. The only polyships allowed are the ones that only involve the three characters this contest is about. No other characters allowed. (Keep in mind that with EqG world and AUs in the mix, StarTrixMaud is not the only combination!)

I would assume this means having multiple versions of the characters (such as human and pony) shipped with each other, in which case, couldn’t you just ship two versions of Trixie, Starlight, or Maud with each other and call it a day?

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Good luck with your fic!
5559607
Something like pony Trixie x EqG Trixie wouldn't fit under any of the four shipping categories, so no, that would not be eligible. But something like a love triangle between pony Trixie, EqG Trixie, and pony Starlight would count as a StarTrix ship and could be entered under that category.

5559604
If you read a little closer, you'd note that I already made that joke. And put half of it in Mud Briar's mouth, at that.

"Diagonismós Istorías"
...Eh? Sorry, I have no idea what you're talking about there, nor have my efforts so far to find another reference or a translation turned up much.

I've always had a weakness for polypony ships for some reason, and I absolutely adore all of these ships, so I am 100% on board.

My only question is, how can you be relatively new to the fandom, and a member since 2013?

5559754
Site mods don't write these announcements! They just copy/paste directly from the original, which is why the whole thing is in quotes and makes references to me directly. Glad to have you on board, though!

5559759
Ah, makes sense.

I take it 20k word is a high cap. What's the low cap?

5559803
Being publishable on the website, so 1kw.

The last one made me burst in laughter XD

Maud got the Moves!

Is there a way to stop these from showing up in my feed?

Really looking forward to see the fics that come from this.

Count me in. And I've already got the perfect one.

Ooh, Startrix is one of my favorite MLP ships...

I'll have to think about some ideas.

Would a story where either of the pairings are seeking advice and something developes into more?

Question: The contest rules state "M-rated stories cannot have the Fetish, Porn, Sex, or Gore tags."

Maybe I'm just missing the obvious here, and if I am please slap me around. But doesn't that list of exclusions pretty much mean M-rating isn't allowed period?

5561157
That's perfectly fine! A story about a budding relationship is about a relationship, after all.
5561214
It's possible to write an M-rated fic that's not sexually explicit or gory, but yes, you are correct that most M-rated fics are written to have such content. But there are other heavy themes that a fic could deal with which would require an M-rating (like suicide or narcotics). Also, fics with profanity in the title are required to be M-rated regardless of content.

Jokes on you; you just rewarded me for all the procrastinating I've been doing on finishing my latest StarTrix monstrosity that is very very very very very very very very gay. And also possibly the most explicit I've ever tried to write a teen-rated story. Bicyclette, I consider you my friend. I hope you would still consider me your friend (I don't know if you do currently, but hope you do; you're pretty aight.) after you read...

Fuck Cops

Be Gay

Do Crime
cdn-img.fimfiction.net/story/346m-1625446708-482492-full


cumming to you this mid-August.

5561214
I'll slap u around 4 free if that's what ur into, bby

Sorry if I'm a silly-filly who somehow missed this, but is there a required minimum word count for this? I see the upper end is 20k, which is ... OOF! But I'm wondering what the minumum amount of K's is! :rainbowlaugh:

5562770
Whoops, I WAS a silly filly! I scrolled through the comments and saw someone else asked the same question, my bad!

...and I literally just wrote one of these at the start of July. :facehoof:

5561390

But there are other heavy themes that a fic could deal with which would require an M-rating (like suicide or narcotics).

Just to be clear on this, I'm pretty sure neither of those themes require an M-rating. In most cases they should be at least T, but you don't have to M a fic if it contains those topics.

5561649
Oh my god.

my body is ready

5572733
I'm not going to lie it's the funniest story I've written in a while I really should finish it. I read some sections at an everfree Northwest after party Sunday night and got a very favorable reaction so I'm encouraged.

For anyone who might read this comment thread for updates, there has been an extension to the contest, until Sep 16 8PM EDT, as well as the addition of two new prize placements! See the blog for details. Good luck writing!

I’m reading.

BUT I NEED TO BE WRITING!

Well, I’m also writing. But I’m not writing my tripshipfic. I like it. but I can’t sit to work on it. I keep working on other things :(

This thing you wrote in the announcement, this one: 死
THAT MEANS DIE IN CHINESE!

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