When Books all over Equestria vanish, there is only one thing to do! No, not having the Princesses or guards or police actually do their job, no. It's time for the Mane Six to kick some butt again! Or...is it?
When Twilight wakes up in a small room with no memory of what happened, panic begins to settle in as she realizes she may be trapped. Or she's been reading too many books ;)
This is a story that I wrote when I was both drunk, and high on caffiene. Twilight has recieved a challenge from her teacher to write something that doesn't use THE in it at all. It doesn't go as easily as she thinks.
Princess Twilight finds herself summoned through the mirror for a difficult test of friendship versus violence as an old foe once again threatens her friends and the world. With no friendship magic available, can Twilight make do with a sword?
An impregnation spell allows Twilight and her partner, Trixie, the joy of a baby filly. What they didn't realize was that the spell took the worst qualities of both mares and added them into one spiteful, cocky, and socially awkward filly.