After a long period of reading horror stories and apparent spoilers, Twilight wakes to find herself in a dark room, in a dark house. And it's dark. While trying to escape, she stumbles into several obstacles that cause her to over-complicate a simple situation into that of a horror story. There's nothing scarier than an overactive imagination, right?

Twilight discovers that she has a massive outstanding loan from the Equestrian government. Desperate to rectify it, she travels to Canterlot and leaves Starlight Glimmer and Spike unattended.

Today is an awesome day for Rainbow Dash. Today it came and finally she can enjoy the awesome experience that this game will bring.

However, her day is interrupted when Applejack, now as a police officer, arrests Rainbow Dash for many serious crimes she commited! Well, not really, since Rainbow doesn't know what the heck is AJ talking about.

After finding herself in a rather sticky situation, a young changeling has to figure out how to re-infiltrate society, quick and easy like. She could even disguise as the same pony.

She's not supposed to feel guilty about it.

The Princesses pass a law that the eastern cities do not agree with and they won't go down without a fight. (Equestrian Civil War has been Cancelled. Complete redone, rewritten story coming in 2018)

I like to think of the Company as an island of order and sanity in a sea of chaos, selfishness and irrationality. My fellow soldiers tell me I'm a damn foal, and an idealist, and I white-wash the mercenaries of the Black Company in ways that doesn't serve either the Company or them. But I've been given the role of Annalist, in the absence of anyone better-suited and properly lettered, so until they take the Annals away from me, I'm going to write them as I see fit. The Company has been my home since it forcefully recruited me from my unending apprenticeship, and I've seen more interesting medicine in the years since then than a hundred apothecaries, a dozen chirurgeons, or three other doctors with, pfft, "degrees". Most of it screaming for its mama and bleeding out on my surgery table.

They call me Sawbones, and this is the story of the last of the Black Companies.

Affection therapy: a new and innovative practice in Equestria wherein the patient/subject is calmed and relaxed through simple displays of platonic affection, such as ear scratches, nose boops, and belly rubs. It's surprisingly effective, and leaves the pony happy and content. The strangest thing, however, is that you, a simple human living in Ponyville, 'invented' this practice completely by accident.

*I wrote this a long time ago, before Every Little Thing She Does aired. The first chapter takes place between No Second Prances and that episode, and I decided to touch it up and release it now as an early Christmas gift to you guys, as a simple piece of cute, platonic fluff. More to come, too, when I find the time and inspiration.

Cover art by ElementOfFaith

Spike is a dragon with mare troubles, and one of those mares just happens to be his mother. When he meets Lyra, who has troubles of her own, he hatches a plot that they think will be mutually beneficial.

Special thanks to Setokaiva for his proofing work.
Spanish translation by SPANIARD KIWI can be found here

They came suddenly and without warning. They wanted us to boop them. We must resist.

The art is by neuro if anyone was wondering.

This story is a sequel to "Teach Me Goodness"

Summer vacation has come and gone, and school's back in session, only Diamond Tiara isn't interested in attending if Cheerilee isn't standing at the front of the class. Her solution? Hire Twilight as her teacher.

Except it's not Twilight she runs into at the castle.

(Winner of the Pinkie Pie award for Scribblefest 2017!)