Celestia and Luna meet one night, and have an entirely palindromic conversation.

(Inspired by a similar dialogue in Douglas Hofstadter's Gödel, Escher, Bach: An Eternal Golden Braid)

So, it's three A.M in Canterlot, and Luna has a major case of the munchies. Celestia fails to realize the direness of this situation, so it's up to herself and Discord to create the ULTIMATE BREAKFAST! What Chaos will insue? How many pancakes will they eat? Why am I asking you all these questions?!

When Discord kills Luna's characters, Luna sets out for revenge. However, when that is not enough, she calls upon Celestia's aid...

(Based off World of Warcraft)
All characters are owned by Hasbro. Not me.

When a colt named "Bad Dude" storms into Celestia's personal study and declares himself as her latest arch enemy, the Princess can't help but nearly gush from the sight. As perhaps the cutest villain Celestia has ever encountered, she hurriedly calls for Luna to meet him as well.

But is there more to "Bad Dude" than his cute exterior would suggest?

No. No there is not.

Now with a youtube reading! HERE!

We all know that Luna protects the dreams of ponies, but what about a certain Dragonequus...?

On a day like any other for a Grey whose job is to claim lunar objects for the Grey Line empire, Pyerion happens to land on the moon of Equus, only to discover an obstacle.

Princess Luna has taken up temporary residence there.

Weeks after defeat, the sirens known to many as the Dazzlings lost their magical voice. Adagio became depressed, Aria shut herself from the world, and Sonata just did what she could.

Adagio used to pay for everything, but ever since that fateful encounter, she was simply too depressed. Sonata thought she could do it, but suddenly, Aria was paying for everything.

Sonata wondered; where is she getting all the money?

Now has a sequel! “Whoa Adagio, Why are You So Small?”

Wonderfully edited by Level Dasher.

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It’s Christmas time, and the Shadowbolts had lost the Friendship Games and also Twilight Sparkle to the Canterlot High School. Before they could even learn and be actual friends with Twilight, she chose her new friends over them. While it didn’t affect most of them, Lemon Zest certainly was.

It’s up to the Shadowbolt’s finest four to cheer her up on her birthday that coincided with the special holiday. Sugarcoat knew what just to give her this special time of need. A gift she would surely love, but when the other three had the same gifts, conflict ensued; after all, friendship is magic.

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Twilight and the gang had just defeated Sunset Shimmer and had their best Fall Formal Dance ever. A month later, stories of Rainbow Dash winning against Twilight Sparkle in a soccer match began to spread. There was one thing she didn't like about the rumor; Twilight scored once against her despite being a beginner and her being the captain of all sports team.

It was then Rainbow Dash decided to find who spread the rumor and make them clear the misunderstanding the school had. Can she find the one responsible?

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It was another day for the students at Canterlot High, but to one D.J., things were going a good direction. Vinyl Scratch received an amazing pair of headphones from Octavia, and she swore the cans were god sent. Unfortunately, Principal Celestia had confiscated her new eargasm inducers, and she won't be getting them soon.

Vinyl decided to take them back.

Epilogue kindly edited by Koekelbag

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Featured on the front page on April 24, 2016!