Twilight Sparkle has every intention of crawling in to her freshly cleaned bed sheets.

So why is it so hard to get there?

The girls get together to have a few drinks. Silliness ensues.

Cover image by De-Masque! http://de-masque.deviantart.com/

Thank Chaos for the fourth wall!

Gretings Everypony/human/whatever you are, I am Discord, Spirit of Chaos and Disharmony. Now the reason why I've reached past the endless expanse of time, space and the dimension of jelly is to share with you a few thoughts, the ramblings of a draconequs.

It's very boring being trapped in stone, and when you're as bored as I am, your mind tends to wonder and explore some very (gag me already!) sane concepts.

Just Please for the love of all that is disharmonic DO NOT TELL CELESTIA! I'll never hear the end of it if she thinks I'm starting to go sane.

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Coverart done by Call-Me-Jack on Deviantarrt

This story is in desperate need of a good cover image....

This is the philosophical viewpoint of the author Dragonfire2lm put into the POV of Discord. the world is a noisy place, if only you knew why...Set just after the events of season 2 of MLP:FiM

Featured on 08/10/2013
A collab with the awesome BR.

Spike thought he was done with Garble. After the botched egg raid, he supposed he'd seen the last of him. Hopefully he'll never have to see him again.

Too bad for him, because when Garble strolls into town with some very interesting news, Spike's gonna end up seeing a whole lot more of him than he expected. Of course, that comes with its own set of problems.

This story is a sequel to Avocation

Life in Ponyville has been relatively quiet recently, which is somewhat surprising, given that the town's librarian tried to usurp the Equestrian throne only a few months ago. Aside from the appearance of a grumpy pegasus who set up shop as a cloudsmith, the aftermath is so unnoticeable that most ponies aren't even aware that the incident happened at all. Unfortunately, all that's about to change, thanks to the return of a certain revenge-obsessed showmare....

This is the fourth story in The Petriculture Cycle; reading the first three stories, which begin here, is highly recommended.

The artwork was provided by Page Turner, and the TV Tropes entry can be found here.

Ever been bested by a sickeningly sweet pony, specifically one who wields the Elements of Harmony? Are you just tired of love and hope and kindness filling your world? I know I am. Come to the next meeting of Villains Anonymous, where no unjust deed of cruelty goes unrewarded. Discuss your beliefs of disaster and anarchy with your like-minded colleagues, speak of plans for your next big scheme for world domination, or just be a stuck-up jerk. Here at Villains Anonymous, all evil is welcome.

-Discord, The Spirit of Disharmony

P.S., Chrysalis, it's your turn to bring snacks.

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Updated 11/11/12

Seeing as how some of you want me to write more, I'll get on it soon.

After a long day of flight practice with Scootaloo, Rainbow Dash discovers the filly knows next to nothing about preening and takes it upon herself to teach her.

Warning: May Contain Feels and/or D'aww moments.

Featured on FIMFiction on 7/20/2013. Yay!
Featured on EQDaily on 09/12/2013 Double Yay!
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Twilight's been almost alone for a thousand years, and in a desperate attempt to bring her friends back, intentionally unseals Discord, Spirit of Chaos, from his stone slumber.

He's in for some nasty surprises, since she's changed quite a bit over the years...

"Welcome to Equestrian Pre-Mythology 310 through out the course of study we'll be examining rare and ancient documents detailing Equestrian Mythology through out all eras. We'll be starting from the very beginning with the pre-creation... hey! You! The pegasus in the back! Are you sleeping already!? I'm two sentences in to the course introduction!"

"Doc I'm your only student..."

"Sigh.... Ditzy if you're going to be mucking about your time stream with me you have to learn more about it so we don't inadvertaintly mess anything up"

"Wanna do muffins for lunch?"

*facehoof*

Professor Discord starts receiving unwanted attention from the new student of Celestial Academy, Twilight Sparkle. As Twilight spends her days trying to unravel the mystery surrounding the Draconequus, something watches from the shadows with malicious intent.