An ancient law of Canterlot states that each species present within the city must have an adequate diplomatic representation. There are no exemptions from it, even as far as interdimensionals aliens are concerned. As such, Anonymous the Human must pick up the mantle of an ambassador for humanity, even if he is the sole specimen. Even if he doesn't want to.

But it's not all bad news for him. After all, with such a responsibility also come some privileges. Personal guard detail, generous private mansion, all expenses covered by the crown. And of course, diplomatic immunity. Only that, thanks to the pony magic, the word immunity is taken much more seriously in Equestria.

Proofread by Havana

Chrysalis has come up with a foolproof plan to take over Equestria, by creating evil versions of her greatest adversaries! The only problem is, Discord already did it... and he's about to tell her so. Based on the latest episode 'The Mean Six'.

Spoilers, of course.

Featured from June 10-11. A certifiable fact.

Your mom escapes from Tartarus to seek revenge on Celestia. A collab with Phoenix Quill.

Twilight Sparkle is exhausted.

All day, she's been working her hooves down to the bone, tackling a never-ending stream of paperwork. She just wants to go back to her guest room, take a shower, and relax for the next couple of years.

After looking around, she opens the door to what she thinks is her bedroom, only to find Princess Celestia and Queen Novo....making out.

Things only go downhill from there.

Special thanks to Georg and BronyWriter for proofreading and editing.

Celestia helps her citizens with a variety of issues on a daily basis. Relationship troubles usually aren't on that list.

But, there's a first time for everything if Twilight has anything to say about it.

Check out the live reading from Doom Pie!

Ocellus is tasked with getting only the finest of alcoholic beverages for her underage friends to indulge in. After all, who would suspect the only student to actually study?

Inspired entirely by a random conversation with Jack of a Few Trades. Go check that guy out, he's super cool!

After the changeling invasion, Starlight becomes very possessive protective over Twilight.

Edited by Violet Rose in the Rain

It's Spike's and Starlight's anniversary, and Spike buys the perfect gift for his beloved.

But then he sneezed.

Collaboration with FamousLastWords

WARNING: Major character death. If you are not fine with that, please turn away, now.

I will do anything to fix my mistakes.

No pony will miss me when I'm gone.

But even if I leave, I will not let the Princess Of Friendship follow me.

She deserves so much better.

The last scene was inspired by this song. Other song lyrics are purely made up, anything similar to a real song is purely by coincidence.

Filly Anon, your roommate, decides to eat some Tide Pods, 'cause all the cool kids are doing it.

It goes far, far worse than you could ever imagine.