One thousand years ago Luna was banished to the moon, on the day prophesied she returns to take revenge on her sister and the ponies who shunned her night. It's too bad she can't find anypony to take revenge on.

(A crossovermainly with TF2, Killing Floor 2, The DC Universe, and Romantically Apocalyptic. However, if you have a suggestion: make it! You just might see a cameo of your favorite gas-masker. See below for future crossovers.)

A breach has been made in the walls of reality, creating a door to all of space and eternity. This, of course, could be problematic. The Princesses are doing the best they can to hold the hole shut, but the bigger, hungrier things are pushing back. And the smallest entities are managing to crawl through anyway, like bugs between atoms. Several of these things pop through intentionally, and with the—alleged—intention to help; masked aliens. And they all just might be stark raving mad.

Part crossover, part self-insert, part trollfic and part Lovecraft, this just may be the best—or worst—MLP fanfic ever written. Why not be a part of it?

Note(s): The name has nothing to do with the punk band. Though they're not bad, go check them out.

Future Crossovers Include:
Warhammer 40,000
Doctor Who
Metro
S.T.A.L.K.E.R

Pinkie and Applejack have been dating for a while. But when Applejack sends in a DNA test out of curiosity, her fears come to light when it comes back positive for her only question.

Apple Pie drama fic.

(Cover art being worked on. Current art is sourced.)

When something in the Everfree Forest starts preying on the citizens of Ponyville, the ponies must decide where the line is between pony and monster and how far they are willing to go to protect those they love. Applejack and Rarity feel especially strongly when Apple Bloom, Scootaloo and Sweetie Belle are caught up in the problem. Twilight seeks advice from Zecora but her friends are left to decide amongst themselves when the two go missing in the Everfree.

Meanwhile, Mayor Mare faces an attack of a different kind when a pony who would like to replace her accuses her of not protecting the citizens well enough, Scootaloo comes to terms with her own limitations and the ponies confront a question that forces them to face up to some home truths about their own lives and histories. What DOES make a good mother?

Vel'Koz is a Void resident, born and raised, killing to learn, and learning, by such, to kill. Vel'Koz is on a quest to learn all there is to know about the universe, including the many worlds that inhabit its many reaches. Now, he has set his sight on one planet in particular, one whose sun and moon rotate it, Equiis.

A rift to the Void opens in Twilight's basement during 'Twilight Time', startling everypony in attendance. Twilight may finally have a study partner, but his methods are unorthodox.

And rather messy.

But Twilight will have to learn to get along with a being who incinerates his friends to discern their favorite muffin flavor if she has any hope of being a true Princess of Friendship.

Vel'koz has seen the ultimate technicolor knowledge...and he must have it.

During a climactic battle with King Sombra, Twilight Sparkle's Planeswalker spark ignites, flinging her far from home. Lost in a world she could never have imagined, will Twilight be able to overcome the many challenges she will undoubtedly face on her journey home?

A Magic: the Gathering crossover.
Colour is spelt with a 'u' because that's how I spell it, being British and all.
Post season three, not EQG compliant (because I haven't seen it yet).
Some light gore.

I wasn't supposed to be where I was now. Or at least that's what the light in my dream said to me. I was supposed to be a "creator of worlds" it said. I was to create fate or something like that, and manage the lives of millions. But what can I do in a world that doesn't need saving? What can I build with the tool gun to change my fate? But more importantly, why was I chosen to wield such power over said gun?

(Thank you myhe01 for cover art!)

(Special thanks to my EPIC Editor ultra1437)

Looking for his friend, the Engineer crash lands in Sweet Apple Acres. When he learns he just missed him, he demands to be sent home as well. Unfortunately, getting back home won't be as easy as it was for his pyromaniacal friend.

Sequel to Pinkie Pie Meets the Pyro. I suggest you read it, if you haven't already. Imagine watching Rocky IV without watching Rocky III, it's possible, but the story isn't satisfactory and Cthulhu will hunt you down and claim your soul if you do.

Artwork:
'Play me a southern tune' by BlueBirdRae288

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July 22, 2013 Update: Total rework of the chapters, the story is tighter, more coherent, and I would like to apologize to the people who read it before this update. I reread all of it and saw so many obvious mistakes, really shoddy work, again sorry about it, I won't let it happen again.

Lovecraft meets ponies.

The Equestrian Horror: Lyra, who continues her search for humans, gets more than what she bargained for when she drags Lovecraftian beings into Equestria.

Twilight Sparkle inherits a number of papers from her great-uncle, a professor of ancient languages in the University of Canterlot, who died under suspicious circumstances. After reading her uncle's accounts of a strange cult dedicated to an ancient being known as Cthulhu, Twilight begins her own investigations, only to encounter horrible truths.