On a day like any other, the Pie family gets a surprise visit from Spike and Pinkie Pie.

Spike doesn't even know it happened.

Ditzy Doo hesitates to eat a muffin, and then Twilight and her friends debate ethics. These events are related.

(Inspired by "Do You Want to Go Skateboards?" by Takarashi282, who I felt missed the more obvious crossover point. Both stories based on this youtube thing.)

Vinyl had never even heard the word "Human" before. Until her party had accidentally been interrupted, Vinyl hadn't actually even been out of Equestria.

When she winds up in the human world, Vinyl has absolutely no idea what she's doing. There are people who want to hurt her, and people who want to keep her as part of their "collection." On the run, she finds one guy who's willing to take her in and help her. The only problem of his is that he lives on a farm in the country, with no studio. Even worse, he is not a brony.

With Vinyl's life on the line, she has no choice but to accept him into her life, and she immediately goes to work on the farm. Does that mean she can truly ever outrun what so slowly chases her?

Credit to Zance21 for coming up with the idea and requesting it for me!
Credit to 0_0, GadgetPhile, and enti0 for being my amazing proofreaders and editors!

Captain Shining Armor of the Royal Guard is a force to be reckoned with, especially alongside his loyal Lieutenant, Flash Sentry. Together, they have overcome all manner of evil threats in the Crystal Empire and beyond. So, when Princess Twilight Sparkle requests that Shining Armor arrive in Ponyville to look after the quaint, humble farming village for a single day, Shining feels that he and his partner are overqualified for the challenge. But is that necessarily a good thing?

It seems a dreadful plague has swept across the enchanted land of Equestria, a plague of sheer darkness, and leafy green-ness. A dark, leafy green plague. And only one combined singer, actor, and comedian can stop it. Adam Sandler.

Update: Revised for grammar!
Also: Kindly preread (though not edited) by Steampunkwatchman

What would My Little Pony be like if it were British? Let's all don our top hats and monocles, sip some tea, and watch a jolly good show, guvnah!

Now with its own reading!

George Bush invades Equestria for weaponized cuteness.

Writen entirely as dialogue.

Teen for swearing.