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Krass McWriter


And thou camith down Krass who holdth the commandments, he pointed out thou sinners who had broketh thy rule and he broughth down his ban hammer to bare. and all was good. -ArchangelDoom

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George Bush invades Equestria for weaponized cuteness.

Writen entirely as dialogue.

Teen for swearing.

Chapters (1)
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Comments ( 128 )

I REGRET NOTHING

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This is friggin priceless :rainbowlaugh:

This may be the single greatest.

Spelling errors? Some.
But I find I don't really care all that much, so it's a very effective story.

D'awwwwww.... URK.

This...

I have no words. Suffice to say, I laughed. Hard.

quite possibly the most random thing this side of Sheogorath.

At first I was going to downrate it simply cause of the spelling errors. Then I realized spelling errors and George Bush go hand in hand... :rainbowderp:

After that, I had to upvote it for sheer accidental accuracy. :facehoof:

Im going to do a reading of this tonight...
I have no choice! :rainbowkiss:

what did I just

George W. Bush invading Equestria? Sounds like him :twilightsmile:

Krass, this is fucking AMMAZING! But it's missing pony Steve Irwin.

My god... I'm cracking up and I haven't even read any of the chapter yet... this should be VERY interesting.

Wowwww..... It might be the fact that I was reading this at 4:30am, but this was the funniest story I have ever read. Trying not to laugh up a lung was a tough task.

"Admiral Keith, Captain Picard, officers and sailors of the USS Abraham Lincoln Vampire Slayer." This quote was deserving of multiple facepalms.


Aghhhh please write more stories of this caliber and you will make it big very soon. :pinkiehappy::pinkiehappy:

Now if you will excuse me, I have to go cough up the blood that laughing so hard caused.

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Some are unintentional, But most I left in there for this very reason. Random fics can have subtle humor.:pinkiecrazy:

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Pfffft

I'll believe it when it happens.

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"Chay is down! We need insulin stat!"

"USS Abraham Lincoln Vampire Slayer."

If I join the navy I want to be stationed on that ship.

"He's dead sargeant!"
"Dead?! The fuck happened?!"
"A colt asked him if he wanted a lollipop!"
"Sweet fucking jesus!"
"He was dressed as priate and a british accent and everything!"

That maybe the best Combat dialogue I have ever read

Weaponized Cuteness? That's what you went for, when they have The Stare, the Atomic Rainnuke, and Pinkie Pie? Those should be classified as regular ol' WMDs.

...Okay...WHAT DID YOU PUT IN THAT CUPCAKE!?

BOYO! GRAB THE CMC WHILE THEY'RE SLEEPING AND MAIL THEM TO GHOST!

[Insert funny and original comment here]

Caution: the preceding story contains material rated C for cureness levels not suitable for viewers over the age of twelve.

:rainbowlaugh: This is too rich! I love your work, man.:scootangel:

609459 Where'd you get the Colbert gif?

One of the funniest and realistic stories I have ever read. You sir, get a fav and a thumbs up!:twilightsmile:

Also, great portrayal of Bush. He is an idiot. Period.

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: I got nothing else to say.

This is glorious levels of silly. I appro- HRRKKK

Rainbow dash as queen of hawaii I can see it now.

Ha, cuteness... Everybody knows human males are immune t-

poniiz r awesum

My sides are hurting from how much I laughed from this.

I lol'd so hard when I saw the title. :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

*reads through previous comments*
God, it's like Candle Jack, except with p

Wait, don't say his name! If you say Candle Jack He'll come t-. . .

I can see Bush actually doing this.

2. Your an Infantry man? If this is true please forgive me, I totally thought you were a women.

3. Spetznaz are still better.

1 more thing, Trixie is best Pony.

609437 INDEED YOU SHOULDN'T!

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