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On a day like any other, the Pie family gets a surprise visit from Spike and Pinkie Pie.

Spike doesn't even know it happened.

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...Should have known someone would have written a fic based on this.

Oh my goodness.” She set down the tub and walked slowly to join her husband and daughters, with one hoof raised to her mouth the entire time. “Pinkie Pie! What has happened to you?”

Logic happened to her madam. It's such a horrible thing that has happened to her.

Pinkie Pie’s voice had grown according to her size. It was a deep, powerful bellow like the bass tone of an organ.
“HI MOM AND DAD!”
Igneous Rock held tight to his hat and pressed his ears tight against his head. Marble and Limestone ducked and covered beneath their carts.
Only Maud remained nonchalant, staring at Pinkie Pie as most ponies stared at tumbleweed.

Holy crap Maud can stand the voice of god?

In their shocked state nopony noticed the new rhythmic vibrations in the ground.
Pinkie Pie’s eyes widened in horror.
A blue-tinted shadow fell over the rock farm, and the Pie family turned as one towards the north.
A giant blue slab descended from the sky. Its edge was rounded except at three pointed peaks. Even Maud let out a surprised gasp as the thing giant foot fell in the middle of the field barely ten feet from the house.
The shockwave bounced everypony a full foot and a half off the ground. Marble fell on top of Limestone, and both immediately turned their gazes upwards.
The foot connected to a stubby leg, to hips at an altitude that could make pegasi nervous. The dragon’s chubby body went up and up, disappearing far above the clouds. His claws were big enough to pick up the farmhouse.

I was thinking that Gojira was then going to appear and fight spike in that form or just use his theme for spike but quickly shrugged it off.

“L… let’s all take the day off,” Igneous Rock stammered. “W… Where did you girls say you wanted to go?”
“Las P… Pegasus,” Limestone whimpered without looking away from the gigantic invader.
“Let’s go,” Igneous said. “Let’s go. Right now. Come on.”
"But..."
"NOW!"

GTAV anyone?

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I'm fairly sure Maud could take a shotgun blast to the barrel without flinching. She is un-buck-breakable

:pinkiehappy: Hi !

:pinkiegasp: gasp!

:moustache: Wut?

LOL! Have a moustache good author, have several :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache:

5834068 lovethisgif.com/uploaded_images/4660-The-Longest-Truck-Ever.gif?1

It took me more than a year, but I've finally caught up to the bandwagon, and I'm Klinging on for dear life.


5835242 That's actually the first version of this story. I sent it again and again, but Admin would not have it.

Had a feeling someone would give the idea a go. Nice work. :eeyup:

“She’s a nice girl, but unicorns just aren’t cut out for rock farming.”

THAT'S RACIST! :pinkiegasp: :twilightangry2: :trixieshiftleft:

5837105 Hey, truth hurts.

You would never run into this kind of thinking if everypony was... equal.

5837223 How grand that I don't have to find a fitting reaction picture to that statement and can instead just refer to my current avatar.

Pinkie be like "I never asked for this."

That was one of the funniest scenes in the S5 opener.

5837105 I seriously thought you'd have the video of that black kid saying that.

5838930 I thought about it, but laziness won out.

We're movin' to Vegas! :rainbowlaugh:

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