Pinkie Pie, Applejack, and Big Macintosh meet in the kitchen one early morning to discuss something. Applejack, however, finds that this news is a little unsettling, despite Pinkie's attempt to be rational about things. Then again, we are talking about Pinkie's idea of rationality...

[Rated Teen & Sex tag for sexual innuendos only... your imagination may fill in the blanks...]

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Special Thanks to those at Twi's Library!
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A simple story about Big Mac and Applebloom having some general silliness around the barn, leading to some D'awwww moments and family bonding.

This story has been collecting dust in my drive for a while now, and I figured that I might as well publish it. If you enjoyed reading it, please leave a like and maybe comment; I absolutely love reading what you guys (and gals) have to say!

Link to cover art.

“For it’s such a lovely day,/To have to always feel this way.” –Portishead, ‘Wandering Star’

On a visit to Ponyville, Princess Luna tries to connect with the common pony. But there seems to be one common pony that seems to catch her eyes.

He was a humble apple farmer with a simple wooden collar, while she was an luminous ruler clad in gold. When Princess Celestia invites Big Macintosh to Canterlot to discuss agricultural problems, he finds a life he never imagined and a lover he never dared dream about.

A minor accident at Sweet Apple Acres sends Big Macintosh to Ponyville in the middle of applebuck season. At first, things seem fine. But then some of the mares begin acting a little...oddly.

Then very oddly. Turns out every other stallion skipped town for a very good reason.

Princess Big Macintosh saves Equestria.

This comes as a surprise to Princess Celestia, who wasn't aware Equestria needed saving, actually.

A less-than-imposing sovereign.

Starlight goes on a quest to save Big Mac... easier said than done.

Starlight Glimmer refuses to befriend Big Mac for being uncommunicative, so she changes the fundamental behavior of who he is. With the stallion unable to control his loquacity, he is forced to express himself using linguistic techniques that were best left hidden.

Warning: Alliteration, Haikus, and Palindromes.

Sequel to Let the Silence Sing!
Big Macintosh is dating Princess Celestia, and now all of Equestria knows thanks to a certain foal photographer. Dating a Princess is hard, thanks to her demanding schedule and his work at Sweet Apple Acres. The two rarely speak to one another during their get-togethers, but the silence sings between them.

Big Macintosh goes on strike when he sees he's the one doing all the heavy lifting and harder work at Sweet Apple Acres while his sisters frolic. His idea catches fire throughout Ponyville, and soon every stallion is up in arms! Sexism explodes in the tiny town, it's Stallions on Strike!