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// Family Matters AGAIN?! 
// Story: Family Matters 
// by Kaf_Kraked_Poni 
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	"I don't know what you were expecting," Applejack tells you, sipping lightly on a cup of coffee at her dining table. She puts the paper she was reading down and stares at you, shaking her head. "But I will tell you that you should have been expecting this." She gets up from the table and walks out of the room, politely hollering back, "Make sure ya close the front door on your way out!"

As you leave, Pinkie Pie assaults you, newborn foal riding in a saddle on her back. 

"Didja see the baby?!" She asks, putting the love child she conceived with Big Macintosh in front of your face. "Apparently I'm reaaaaally good with babies. But you already knew that, didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you? Didn't you?

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"Eeyup."