Important note: I claim all creative rights to all characters in this work and deny any and all royalties. Furthermore, resemblance of any character in this story to real life persons(especially Ron Paul), living, or dead is fully intentional and intended as a factual statement. Finally, I accept all liability for any incidents incurred while reading this fic, including, but not limited to, nausea, kuru, temporary insanity, death, and stubbed toes.

That aside, this is a collection of short fics that I've written just for the hell of it. These fics are highly experimental - expect bizarre tenses, fanon, atypical writing styles, multiple narrators and more! Don't read if your mind is allergic to screws - the topics range from the sonic rainboom as a metaphor for FlutterDash, to a second person fic starring three metaphysical entities and even normal stuff, like a prequel to "A Canterlot Wedding" (spoiler: Chrysalis disguises herself as Cadence).

I'm also accepting requests, with the goal of writing at least one prompt a day - feel free to drop suggestions in the comments. As long as it's short, interesting and MLP related, I'll give it a shot!

The fics(bold for pride):
Pressure [Light Shipping] - FlutterDash, with the relationship written as a metaphor for a sonic rainboom. A little alcohol is involved.
Chrysalis' Break - A prequel for the events in "A Canterlot Wedding", written from Chrysalis' and Cadence's points of view.
Forgiveness - Celestia has forgiven Luna, but she needs some help to forgive herself...
Equestria Noir - Twilight Sparkle tries to write a detective novel based on her own life. Too bad it's not the thirties.
Rainbow Dash and the MacGuffin [Random] - I'm so meta, even this acronym. A meta trollfic disguised as a pirate story.
How You Met My Mother [SURREAL SHIPPING] - Second person, you(as Twilight Sparkle's magic) x Pinkie Sense. The narrator is your smug son.
Author's Notes - Prompts, background, etc.
Boone In Equestria [Trollfic] - so yea i was sleep deprived and had a deadline
Ron Paul and the Elements of Tyranny [political troll satire] - It's been four years since President Obama banished Ron Paul to the moon - soon he will return to ensure that Freedom™ lasts forever! Twilight Sparkle and her friends must stop him using the Elements of Tyranny before The Fed™ is destroyed! Faced against the power of the Invisible Hand and unbound delegates, the protagonists must fight to keep the status quo! Will they succeed? Too cool for a standalone story!
MLP: REPRUCASSIONS OF EVAL - I squat 85 pounds, and everypony walks the dinosaur!

Below, you will find
Over two hundred pony
Haikus to peruse.

Chapters one through four
Are a different type of fare
Than those following.

That is where the tags
For romance and slice of life
Become relevant.

Congratulations, Equestria Legends Online is now side-story compatible: These other authors would love your support in their own adventures in this virtual world. You can find them in The Equestria Legends Online Fan Group, located here.

It's the year 2020, and millions of people are raving about the new game console known as Nervegear, which will literally take a player's mind into the game. But thousands of bronies are raging about a new pony game made for the Nervegear. After several months of waiting, the game is released, as a way for the players to actually travel to Equestria as ponies themselves.

But... things become screwy when Discord appears. Whether it was in the game design or not, this being of chaos has gained control over the virtual Equestria, trapping every brony wearing Nervegear inside the game. However, there is one way to get out. The bronies in the game must find and acquire the Elements of Harmony, which Discord has hidden throughout all of Equestria. But there is one drawback: If a player dies in the game, then the Nervegear will fry their brains in the real world, killing them on the spot. If they die in the game, they will die in the real world.

This idea was given to me from the Japanese Anime, "Sword Art Online." Please, no hate comments or dislikes for this fact. At least read the first chapter before outright disliking it.
Thanks to Raybony for making the cover art for this story.

Four thousand years ago before Luna and Celestia were even born and before Equestria was founded, there lived three tribes: The Earth Ponies, The Pegasi, and the Unicorns. They all lived in peace over the rule of the first king: King Raziel. King Raziel and his queen had two sons: Merciful; the eldest, and Joyful; the youngest. One day the Royal Sorcerer, Magi, prophesied that there would be a sign that explained who would take the throne. A thousand years later, the sign came and showed that Joyful was to rule, but Merciful was not happy, and he turned into a gruesome entity; fueled by greed and anger, and he named himself Envious. As Joyful disappeared, Envious tried to take control of the kingdom, but Magi and five other ponies, wielding Magi's greatest creation in magic: The Elements of Harmony, and they defeated Envious. Sealing him into a Water Sapphire, they hid him away into a distant land.

Three thousand years later, a stallion finds himself in Canterlot Castle after Celestia had brought him in during a thunderstorm. He has amnesia and as a result of that, he lost his cutie mark. After aiding some servants, the stallion was given the title: Helpful the Selfless, from Celestia, and he was made her most trusted servant. He was then sent to Ponyville and met the Mane Six one by one, and they all became the best of friends very shortly. They all had great adventures together, including Sunny the Dragon; a wanderer now let into his mansion. She swore to clean his entire house top to bottom to pay back for her stay, including finding a gift or Fluttershy; Helpful's crush. But soon everything went into chaos around them as they had unknowingly unleashed Envious from his Water Sapphire, and now they have to find Prince Joyful and the Elements of Harmony in order to save Equestria from Everlasting Darkness.