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// Main/Side Characters 
// Story: My Little Haiku 
// by q97randomguy 
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Rainbow Dash is cute
Also a fast bird-pony
And in a haiku.

Pinkie Pie eats cake
But doesn’t swallow the Cakes
Except in vore clop.
 
Twilight Sparkle is
A lavender unicorn
LUS in its true form.
 
Rarity the fair
Has a gorgeous mane of hair
And a coat snow pure.
 
Fluttershy’s afraid
Of pretty much everything
Dragons most of all.
 
Applejack works hard
On the farm day in and out
Bucking apple trees.
 
Babs Seed is so cute
With her nervous tail flick
Hiding a blank flank.
 
Apple Bloom’s name is
Two words, all you idiots
Who think otherwise.

Scootaloo goes “buzz”
When she tries to fly away
Emphasis on “tries.”

Sweetie Belle’s the best
Little sister in the world,
Stated Rarity.

Spike takes lots of flack.
The poor guy’s a baby now.
Wait till he grows up.

Celestia’s goal
Was to brighten others’ lives.
Worked out pretty well.

Luna wanted night,
Hit her sister in the face,
And lost thereafter.