Every generation the bravest breezies leave their home and travel through a much more hazardous and hostile world, all for the sake of pollen. How could a bunch of yellow dust possibly be worth it?

The answer is a story that every breezie should know. One that Seabreeze teaches his daughter the night before he leaves for Equestria.

Winner of the World-Building Association's April 2015 writing contest. Prompt: "Fairy Tale."

After an incident at a dance club in Ponyville, Twilight is thrown out for good. To her horror, she finds out that her dancing is the cause.

Much to the surprise of Princess Pancake, an apparent conflict has come between her nation and the neighboring nation of Mapleopolis. Being the brilliant and delectable diplomat she is, she must speak to Mapleopolis's leaders to try and quell whatever tensions have come between them.

Written randomly because of a mix of a friend's suggestion and an altered state of mind.

Derpy was just trying to make a sandwich. Vinyl was there too.

Now the world is ending.

Really, it's all their fault.

A stylistic tribute to Terry Pratchett.

Russian translation by Repitter.

Proofread by MrNumbers, Octavia Harmony, and TheMaskedferret.

Scootaloo ends up with her father's lunch by mistake. Reality is almost destroyed in the process.

A collaboration with RainbowBob.
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The Long Patrol is an extension of the crown. It brings the rule of law and the princess's banner to the far reaches of the kingdom, the places where harmony fades and the wild chaos of nature still reigns.

In times past, all the tribes took part in the patrol. Today, it is mostly pegasi and a few gryphons. The distances they travel are simply too vast for anyone without wings.

Like most gryphons who join, I wanted to get away from my kind. I dreamed of the adventures I would have and the friends I would make. I certainly got those.

I just wish the price weren't so high.

[My entry for the EqD Summer "Outsider Insight" contest.]

Changelings have been depicted as cruel, heartless, love stealing monsters. Multiple ponies across Equestria would love to watch the race burned from the earth. But nopony ever realizes that changelings too wear masks. And behind them, is a broken soul.

Queen Chrysalis is the only surviving member of the Changeling race. After killing her starved race in a mad attempt at food by invading the famed Canterlot Wedding, Chrysalis has to look for a mate in a nearby town, hoping to stay hidden long enough that she could start to not only rebuild her race, but the valley she had created between Changelings and Ponies. The problem is, she never expected her most likely mate to be the one who had helped her race meet their deaths.

This story is a REDUX of an old popular fic that was unfortunately cancelled and deleted by myself when keeping up with it and other stories became to much. It then received a small reboot by a fan, that soon ended after three chapters. Now you guys get to read the still in progress ECWM REDUX! The original story plot is different, so old, hardcore fans will receive scenes that are from the original, but others that are different. I will also be trying to make this longer than before, (Then again, it died 1/4 of the way through.) So I do hope you guys enjoy this enchanced blast from the past that I will try to work on when I can along with all my other stories that are sitting collecting dust.

When they first moved to Ponyville, Fluttershy moved into an ornate cloud house, and Rainbow Dash moved into an animal infested cottage. As they settle into new lives and meet new ponies, they quickly discover that this isn't going to work at all.

The Griffin empire has gone too far this time. I mean, they can't even spell their own name in the proper Equestrian way! Frustrated with treaties and negotiations that go nowhere, Princess Celestia decides to blow off a little steam the only way she knows how -- bashing in her plates with her sister.

Cover Art Clickbait by Zutheskunk, because I'm lazy.
Rated T for Tea

Apologies to Dinoguy1000 for pre-reading.

The village had been perfect, free from the inequality and misery rampant throughout the rest of Equestria. Then Twilight Sparkle and her so-called friends arrived and ruined everything.

But all hope is not lost. Starlight Glimmer has a plan to restore her lost utopia on a much vaster scale.

After all, it's not like that purple princess was friends with anything worse.

Story contains spoilers for the Season 5 premiere, nonspecific allusions to torture, and nuts. Story does not contain Nikita Khruschev or shoes.