In a world where she sees from a distorted perspective, all Twilight Sparkle can do is cling to the one pony she knows will never let her down: her teacher, the princess... no matter which princess her addled brain tells her that is. Twilight's used to rewriting letters, but when she's the one being rewritten, she finds the sensation to be altogether different.

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Pinkie Pie chokes to death at a pie eating contest. She goes to Limbo, and must play a game in order to return home.
AN: Written for one-shotober.

Often called a psychotic, meth dealing hillbilly with a habit of untamed violence and murder sprees, Trevor Philips is someone that no one wants to mess with. The body pile he leaves behind and then sets on fire just for the heck of it proves that. But after a particularly deadly drug deal gone wrong, Trevor finds himself in a place even his disturbed mind has difficulty comprehending.

The feeling is mutual for the ponies.

Seeing the poor dragon at his wits end trying to woo Rarity, Gilda decides to give Spike some tips and help him gain the mare of his affection. Although she finds him slightly annoying, he starts to grow on her. And she soon learns that Spike has taken a liking to her as well...

Maybe too much of a liking.

Most changelings only want to feed on love and serve their queen, defending her with their lives. But Scales the changeling has never seen eye-to-eye with the others. All he wanted to do was cook. He leaves the hive and finds himself in Ponyville as a baker. He finds peace, but will that peace stay?

((Being rewritten starting from chapter twelve))

Checklist for driving to the Everfree Northwest brony convention:
1. Get a map; 2. Pack the car; 3. Discover a wounded Queen Chrysalis...
4. Go on a roadtrip anyway

At first, Chrysalis loathed him; the dumb-as-a-brick woodspony who goes by the name of Evergreen. But through circumstance, he is her only savior. And slowly, she comes to love the simple pony and his way of life. But her life as a changeling keeps holding her back. Will there be a happily ever after for them? Or are they doomed for failure?

*Comments contain massive spoilers!*

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Cover art by Ink-Flow!

Edited version helped along by Fernin and Burraku_Pansa.

A new pony has come to Ponyville from Manehattan! But is he a crazed lunatic, or just eccentric? Or has something much more dangerous come to Equestria? Will the mane six be able to find out in time? Will Twilight Sparkle have a letter to send to the princess? Why did the author put a bunch of mostly silly questions in the long description of the story? Will he ever stop? Does this description make my butt look big?

Ok, enough of that. This is the first part of a story that's going to wander all over the place, so it will probably be split up into a few different 'books' by the time I'm done. It's the only way I can think of to tag each part accurately. be completely rewritten so I don't make every mistake a new writer can make. Ya, the title sucks, but it'll make sense eventually. Thoughts and criticism are always welcome and very much appreciated.
(Oh, and the answers to the questions above are: read it and find out, read it and find out, read it and find out, read it and find out, because I really like that gag, I doubt it, and "How did that get in there, that's just odd, even for me.")

Spike loses a bet to Snips and Snails. The consequence? Ask Scootaloo out on a date. But what starts off as a frivolous punishment for the baby dragon ends up becoming much more rewarding than he ever expected.

Doctor Whooves is a mysterious stallion, nopony knew where he came from, or understands half of what he says.
Whilst trying to repair the TARDIS to take him back home, he might just discover a reason to stay.

It's time to stop running.

Story inspired by Deadpony