Evenings in Ponyville were usually pretty uneventful. Ponies would be going home, stores would be closing down, and, for today, the local fair would be winding to a close.
So imagine their surprise when a few random buildings in town are blocked with metal doors all of a sudden. And then a group of six strange creatures suddenly show up in the middle of town. But that's nothing compared to the things that attack the creatures right after their arrival...

Something I wanted to get out of the way for a while. Heavily inspired by this story, which you should read instead of this mess of words thrown at a word processor.

Anthony Padilla, from Smosh, is brainwashed into believing he's Commander Shepard just before he's blasted into another dimension. A dimension populated by innocent, sweet, and tiny ponies in the land of Equestria.

And he's going to bang every single one of them.

Dear lord, don't take this seriously. This story's a joke. I'm not going to pretend I don't realize how stupid it is.

It had been nearly a year since you won that labor lottery. This job had quickly turned into the best thing that has ever happened to you and your family. From the Grestin checkpoint, you had seen it all; terrorist attacks, long-seperated lovers getting back together, people trying to smuggle drugs into the country...
None of that compares to the day a portal opens to an alternate dimension just outside the walls.
Which is bad, because inevitably that means more papers for you to check and double check.
But still, a job's a job. Might as well keep a straight face about it...
And remember:
Glory to Arstotzka.

Mister Torgue High-Five Flexington gets pranked by Tiny Tina and the resulting explosion sends his ship to an uncharted planet in an uncharted galaxy. What does Mister Torgue think of this? He thinks it's '*BLEEP*ING AWESOME!'
All characters belong to their respective owners. I'm just one of those weird people on the internet that makes stories about them. Rated teen for intense language, awesome explosions and air guitar solos.

Proofreaders: TiredOldMan, TheAtomicRainbomb

Jvarn, Kilm, and Hayt are all comrades in the Imperial Guard. Members of Veno Six's Sixth Regiment, they traveled space to fight the enemy's of the Imperium. During a routine boarding action, however, a Chaos trap pulls the three into a new world entirely.

Can they resist burning the xenos long enough to find a way home?

After GLaDOS is uploaded into a potato battery, Wheatley humiliates the AI even further by uploading her into a project that was abandoned by Aperture a long time ago. In the blink of an eye, she finds herself in a deformed body of flesh and bone that resembles an equine, and is just as powerless as one too. It comes with all of its needs and bodily functions as well. To make matters worse, she's trapped in a land full of insufferable creatures that just want to make 'friends.' Will GLaDOS' cold, sadistic sense of humor and morals get the better of the ponies? Or will they peel away the once artificial being's metallic shell and find that there's a softer side? Probably not, but it's worth a try.

Story Theme: Tyler Bates - I Love You (Watchmen OST)

Thanks to Meeester, MrJoshy, and funkyferret for proofreading/reviewing.

Cover by Fedte16.

He used to go by the name Sparkling Cider, a humble bartender. He used to have a life. He used to have a family and friends. He used to be happy.

That was six years ago.

Bitten by the ancient Equuwolf, Blood Moon now walks in the shadow of daylight, hiding in plain sight. The last of the werewolves, he must find out where these creatures came from and how to cure himself. Perhaps the creator of these monsters can give him this information. But what thousand plus year old night princess could possibly give him that information?

Here’s a theme I think could work for the story. Got a better one? Let me know in the comments. The West was Built on Legends by Christopher Young.

Hey, if you liked the story, you think you could add it to a group or two?

Going on hiatus until The Scar is complete. Please see the blog post about it.

Heroic Conscript and Moody Bear crashes into Equestria during their first mission. What will happen, and what crazy adventures will they experience?

First chapter is set before "Luna Eclipsed"

Collection of oneshots featuring Heroic Conscript and Bear.

Crossover with Command & Conquer: Red Alert 3

1st person perspective story told by Conscript

Proofread by Bluemoon1996 & Daxn

My name is Richard Conway. I'm a Freelance Spy, working for all kinds of people and usually breaking lots of things, namely windows, in the process.
So, an old friend, Melanie Rooke, had this device she gave me as thanks for cleaning up a few misplaced and lost files from an old building of hers. Needless to say, I can now travel between dimensions, and I've surprisingly found one inhabited by adorable ponies. But, evidently, they don't want me there, so I'll have to do this one on my own.
The most important thing is that I can kick down doors.

This is a story based off of the indie game Gunpoint, and I highly recommend you play it before reading this.

Important: there are a lot of deleted comments, they were all part of a very long conversation that didn't belong here.

Aliens have been sighted on and around Earth for centuries. But a single description keeps popping up in history. Four legs, big eyes, and a unique mark on the hind legs. The first real proof was in April of 1947. Ever since then there have been reports sprinkled throughout the decades. But now one has been captured alive, and an old military base has been re-purposed to hold them. People were right about aliens, but they got one thing wrong. They're not from the stars, they're from Special Camp number 2.