Being evil isn't easy.

Nobody knows this better than Ahuizotl. He's hatched a thousand evil plans and suffered a thousand crushing failures, each one more grave and embarrassing than the last. After yet another shameful defeat at the hooves of Daring Doo, Ahuizotl decides that it's time to shake things up a little.
Sure, the forces of good can overcome one villain at a time, but what about all of them at once?

Follow Ahuizotl and friends as they try strive to uphold dastardliness and evil in a world where love and compassion run rampant. These are the tales of BEFF, otherwise known as the 'Best Evil Friends Forever.'

Rated teen for light swearing and possible sexual themes somewhere in the future. We're talking roughly PEGI 13 here.

Big Daddies: The ultimate protector of the metal city of Rapture, guardians to the Little Sisters. For years they patrolled the underwater streets of the distopia, keeping their little ones safe. But with the fall of Rapture and the death of almost all of the Big Daddies, where does one go from there? To the land of Equestria, where peace and Harmony reign. Does this peaceful land need a silent protector? And can the Big Daddy find a place to call home?

A few quickies: Little Sister's word is law. The Big Daddy will also be a bit more like the Alphas, but that will be explained later. You might be a little lost if you haven't read the other stories, but only for a certain character.

Big Macintosh becomes host to the will of an ancient eldritch necromancer.

Nothing changes.

Written for EQD's Writer's Training Grounds #017.

(Audio version by AppleCore.)

Equestria has fallen on the darkest hour it has ever faced. The Elements of Harmony have expended their power from constant and frequent use, and only one hero who was summoned across time and space can save them. The fate of the world rests on the shoulders of the strongest man and his disciple.

Characters based off MLP FiM and also from Onepunch Man by ONE. (I heavily recommend giving the manga a look, though you will most likely want to check out the issues that were redrawn by Murata Yuusuke.)

Maretha's Vineyard: a quaint and charming tourist destination sporting sun-soaked beaches and cool, blue ocean waters.

Also, the destination of six ponies (and one dragon) who are looking forward to relaxing on warm sand, splashing in the surf, and chowing down on some kick-flank seafood!

However, they aren't the only ones looking for a bite in the salty sea. A twenty-five foot torpedo of fins and teeth is checking in as well and he's got his eye on the all-you-can-eat buffet of swimming tourists.

Will Twilight Sparkle and company ever get a chance to just kick back? Or will the terror of the deep, blue sea have the final word?

(Note: gone through the old chapters and touched them up. Enjoy! Also, some OoC moments. You've been warned.)

After the cataclysmic events of The World's End, Shaun Riley, Nicolas Angel and Gary King meet at a pub in post-apocalyptic London, the trio manage to make a group out of themselves and decide they should all travel with each other for survival. But as the trio go on their journey, they happen to find a portal left by The Blanks, they all accidentally enter the portal and find themselves in Equestria where the trio embark on another crazy adventure

Rated Teen for: Very Strong Language, Bloody Violence and Sexual References

Over a year ago, Equestria began expanding and annexed several nearby countries, and made them a part of the Equestrian Empire.

Several groups have since arisen in order to combat this new regime, to fight against Equestria and restore their countries independence. However, they are no match for Equestria's superior numbers and magic.

However, all of this is about to change as small resistance groups will combine together to fight against the ponies of Equestria, in this tale of epic fights, new technologies, secret conspiracies, unknown magic, and a mysterious entity known only as Zero.

My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is copyright of Hasbro
Code Geass is copyright of Ichirō Ōkouchi

(Character tags for this story may change over time as I come up with more ideas.)

Featured on 14/04/2014

This story is a sequel to To Get a Christmas Tree

Prequel was done second and you do not have to read it.

Discord, the spirit of chaos, has fallen gravely ill, and its really affecting him. From mood swings to more regular physical ailments, he is feeling terrible. Unfortunately, dear Fluttershy will never be able to help him, so he must find a different pony to make him feel better. And he'll prove just how sick he is, or at least get a few laughs along the way.

The wondrous cover art was done by the amazingly talented kazifasari.
Edited by war10ck111.

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Caramel and Big Macintosh have been best friends since they were colts. However, some ponies have other ideas about the extent of their relationship.

When Applejack and Rainbow Dash stumble upon the two stallions in an awkward situation, they find that their notions are... rather misplaced. Especially considering what the mares do together in their own private time.

A parody of shipping in general, including some tropes. Consider this a late April Fool's story!

Thanks to Sir Rustbucket, Loopy Legend, Fiend from the Darkness, and Holo for editing.

Rated Teen for some language. Sex tag is for sexual innuendo and humor.

And yes, the cover image is a Scrubs reference. Love that show.

Ser Ornstein, Captain of the Four Knights, Proud Dragonslayer in the service of Gwyn, the Lord of Sunlight. Or so it was, once. No more, however. Endless cycle after endless cycle of Chosen Undead have led Ornstein to death after death. Now the cycle is broken, and everything is reborn as it were, however. . . why is the cycle over? And what happens now?

Equestria, a peaceful land of harmony and coexistence, where friendship is a study endorsed by the crown and dragons are defeated with a stern talking-to. But how long can the citizens of Equestria and its governers keep the peace when the fabric of another universe starts to seep into their world?