Choose one of the available characters and follow them on their adventure inside a First Pony Shooter.

Teen when CENSORED (censored by default)
Mature when UNCENSORED

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Chester the Cynical Adult is transported to Equestria by Twilight Sparkle, where he wreaks havoc on the poor unicorn and her Celestial teacher.

Warning: This story may offend the following:
-Most human in Equestria writers
-All printed forms of literature
-Hasbro
-Spammers
-Paypal customer service
-the homeless
-cute puppies
-Handegg place kickers
-Fans of Titanic
-Leroy Jenkins
-Of Monsters and Men
-Big Joe Turner
-Ponyfall Collaborators
-seismologists
-Ballerinas
-The Army
-Gay people
-Anybody who’s actually named Chester
-Gay people again
-The Arctic monkeys
-Duck tape
-Taser Victims
-Killjoy (Author of Three of Me: School Society)
-The creators of DBZ: Abridged
-The moon
-Homestarrunner
-Salsa dancers

Fed up with authors violating the "1000 word rule," Poultron takes measures into his own hooves to rectify the problem.

Art by AspergerGoodness, the greatest artist ever.

Fluttershy has noticed some new vicious bunnies around and wonders where they�re coming from. When her pet Angel disappears, Fluttershy gets worried and decides to investigate further. To do this, she asks Twilight to turn her into a bunny. Twilight concedes, but she insists on coming with her. Together, Twilight and Fluttershy search for Angel in an unknown warren that may be harboring a dark secret.

Crossover with--say it with me--Watership Down, which if you get it should explain the dark tag.

Shining Armor and Cadence's spell reveals something completely unexpected as it expels Chrysalis and her changelings out of Canterlot: A secret kept from everypony for several years...

Now with a TV Tropes page! Warning: Will Contain spoilers.

Sam wakes up in Equestria stark naked and with no clue how he got there. More problematically, he seems to be in somepony's home.

Teen for nudity and the awkward situations arising from said nudity.

A rewrite of Make Friends, or Die! by Sam Polson (which has since been taken down). I liked the premise, but Sam's English was spotty and Google Translate didn't help him much. Starts going in its own direction fairly quickly.

Evans is a 21 year old man who lived a normal life, after his family's death he has changed for the worst not to mention that he hates MLP, one day a ship crashed near his location to find two equines inside the ship. Will the magic of friendship triumph against Evans's endless cycle of hate?

My (Failed) attempt for an HiE story but, with less cliches as possible and yes I know it sucks I just wanted to see how much it sucks.

P.S: The Image has nothing to do with the story, I couldn't find a better one. Also this is not a self-insert it feels like it 'cause it's First Person.

Ever noticed how almost nopony knows how to properly discern between tracks and favorites?

Critical acclaims:

guardy:

Holy shit this is meta.....so very meta....

Tracked!

Humans.

Truth or myth? Ancient lost civilization or just an old pony's tale?

No pony has ever seen one, and most haven't even heard of them. But Lyra knows that these wonderful creatures are more than just old legends, and she's going to find out... and possibly drive her roommate insane in the process.

Can a utopian paradise that preaches love and tolerance really make ponies happy? Does contentment really lie in free universal healthcare and open government?

Twilight Sparkle is determined to resist this happy world on a matter of principle, and finds herself sneaking off with a mare called Trixie to hate and loathe each other in secret.

Will their hate-nest go undetected? Or will they be forced to face the dangers of the Ministry of Love and the mysterious Room 101?