Choose one of the available characters and follow them on their adventure inside a First Pony Shooter.
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NAME: Twilight Sparkle GENDER: Mare SPECIES: Unicorn TALENT: Magic ALIGNMENT: Good
INFO: Twilight Sparkle does love them books. So much that others tend to call her a bookworm. She lived in Canterlot before Celestia sent her to Ponyville to check on the Summer Sun Celebration festivities. After saving Luna from her evil half. Nightmare Moon, she decided to stay.
Twilight opened her eyes and let out a yell of fear and shock. She was seeing things. Weird things. Everywhere she looked, this circle in the center of her vision kept following her. The faster she moved, the bigger the circle got. She finally stopped and the circle shrunk back down.
"WHAT'S GOING ON?!"
"Ah, you're awake."
"WHO'S THAT?!" screamed Twilight.
"Welcome to New Equestria. Go ahead and look around your surroundings."
[Gameplay Tip] Move the Right Stick
"AHH!! Where'd these words come from?" she shouted.
She quickly shook her head to get rid of them. The text soon faded.
"Very good. Now try moving."
[Gameplay Tip] Move the Left Stick
"GO AWAY!!" yelled Twilight, running in circles.
She began running around wildly and then suddenly froze in place. She couldn't move. She looked in front of her and noticed she was about to hit a tree.
"Note that you are about to hit a tree..."
"YA THINK?!" yelled Twilight.
"In most cases, when an event like this occurs, time will slow so you can dodge the obstacle."
"HOW?!"
"A button will appear on the screen. Press that button as fast as possible to succeed."
"Huh? What?" asked Twilight, confused beyond all possible belief.
"Press X now!"
"PRESS WHAT?!"
Time resumed and she smacked into the tree. She then collapsed to the ground.
"FAILURE."
"I hate you." said Twilight, still lying on the grass. "I hate you so much."
"Now when you get knocked down, you will slowly get up. If you want to get back up faster, rapidly press the X button."
"Buck you." said Twilight, slowly getting back up.
Just then a mini map appeared in the top-right corner of Twilight's vision.
"AHH!!" screamed Twilight in shock.
"You see that mini map?"
"YES! What gave it away?! My YELL OF SHOCK?!"
"This shows you where you are in the world of New Equestria."
Just then text appeared on the left side of Twilight's vision.
[Objective] Find a weapon
"The buck is this?!"
"This is your current objective. It tells you what you need to do next and the mini map shows you where it is. Now go find a weapon."
"What?" asked Twilight shocked. She looked at the map and began walking through the field, looking all around her. "What kind of magic is this?"
She kept walking until she neared a yellow dot on the mini map. She looked around and spotted a knife sticking out of the ground. She walked over to it and picked it up.
[Weapon Acquired] Knife
"Son of a b--"
"Congratulations! you got the knife! The most useless weapon in the game but congratulations! now press the R2 Button to attack."
[Gameplay Tip] Press R2 to Attack
"The hay is an 'R2 Button?" She swung the knife in front of her. "I don't need the R2 button."
"Congratulations! You swung a knife. Now go find a real weapon, you noob."
"Huh?" asked Twilight. "Noob?" She let out a sigh. "I swear to Celestia... if Spike screwed up another magic spell--"
Twilight kept walking until she arrived at a cottage. Though it wasn't Fluttershy's cottage. She cautiously approached it and peered in the window. No pony in sight. She circled around to the side and stood in front of the door. She raised her hoof but then time slowed again.
"Aw, crap." she said in annoyance.
"Looks like you're trying to open a door."
"Really?" asked Twilight sarcastically. "I had no idea."
"When approaching doors, an icon will appear. Press the action button to perform the depicted action.
Twilight saw an icon appear in front of the door.
"And the action button is?"
[Gameplay Tip] Press X to Perform Actions
"Of course." said Twilight smugly. "The X button."
Time resumed and Twilight knocked. When there was no answer, she opened the door and entered. The place was a mess. Looked as though a little bomb went off.
"Anypony here?" she asked, half hoping someone would answer and half hoping someone would not.
"No one did. She entered further and walked around. It was dark. She then saw something sparkling on the floor.
"Very good. You found a sparkle! That usually means an item you can pick-up."
"Why?"
"No one knows! That's just how games work."
"I see." said Twilight, going to the object and picked it up.
[Item Acquired] Pistol
"A pistol?" asked Twilight. "Wait... doesn't that mean..."
"Congratualtions!"
"Yep." said Twilight, narrowing her eyes. "There it is."
"You've acquired the pistol! Now you can shoot things!"
"Is that so"
[Objective] Shoot Something
"Shoot something?" asked Twilight. "Alright." Time slowed again. "OH, COME ON!"
"To aim, you must press and hold the L2 Button!"
[Gameplay Tip] Press And Hold the L2 Button to Aim
"L2? What is with all these BUTTONS?!" yelled Twilight, raising the pistol and aiming. "Happy?!"
"Very. And well done. Now to fire... press the--"
"Let me guess." interrupted Twilight. "R2 Button?"
"Let me finish. Well done. Now to fire--"
"Press the R2 Button?"
"I SAID LET ME FINISH! Well done. Now to fire... press the..."
"R2 Button." whispered Twilight.
"R2 Button."
Twilight rolled her eyes and sighed in annoyance.
[Gameplay Tip] Press R2 to Fire
"Thank you, completely useless text. So helpful."
She aimed and fire, shooting out a window.
"Very good. Now you're ready for your first mission."
NAME: Luna GENDER: Mare SPECIES: Alicorn TALENT: Controls The Night ALIGNMENT: Good
INFO: Luna was corrupted a thousand years and became Nightmare Moon. After her return, she held Celestia, her sister, captive. Twilight Sparkle, having read the legends, gets together with her new friends and they head through the Everfree to acquire the Elements. Once they have them, they used their power to turn Nightmare Moon back into Princess Luna. She then went to Ponyville during the Nightmare Night Festival. Once Twilight figured out why they're afraid, Luna played along. Now she is feared no more.
NAME: Pinkamena Diane Pie GENDER: Mare SPECIES: Pony TALENT: Laughter ALIGNMENT: Evil O.C. CREATOR: Sergeant Sprinkles
INFO: After snapping when she thought her friends didn't like her anymore, Pinkie Pie turned to a life of violence. She captured others and either baked them into sweets or turned them into coats. The trauma also caused her to spout off some bad puns... but that could be Pinkie Pie speaking.
NAME: Pinkie Pie GENDER: Mare SPECIES: Pony TALENT: Making Others Laugh / Throws Superfantabulous Parties ALIGNMENT: Good
INFO: Pinkie Pie is a care-free, party-throwing, fun-loving mare who loves to have... well... fun. She enjoys parties, fun and games, and singing at extremely random times. She may seem annoying but every pony has learned to tolerate and love her personality.
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NAME: Thunder Storm GENDER: Colt SPECIES: Pony TALENT: Great With Guns ALIGNMENT: Good O.C. CREATOR: Pinkamena666 (me)
INFO: Thunder Storm lives in the corrupted city of Ponytropolis. Sex, drugs, and violence are an everyday occurrence for him. He is great with guns and very dangerous. Just be glad he's on the good side.
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Thunder Storm -Chapter 1: Tutorial-
Thunder quickly opened his eyes and jumped up to his hooves.
"The fuck am I?"
"Ah, you're awake."
"WHAT?!" exclaimed Thunder. "WHO THE FUCK IS THAT?"
"Welcome to New Equestria. Go ahead and look around your surroundings."
[Gameplay Tip] Move the Right Stick
"Right stick? The hell is that?"
"Don't worry about it."
"But I want to worry about it, whoever you are! Know your enemy as you know yourself."
"I'm not your enemy."
"Oh, really?" asked Thunder, feeling his body. "Hey! Where's my gun?"
"You have to earn your weapon."
"Motherfucker!" yelled thunder. "GIVE ME MY GUN!"
"Follow your objectives and you shall receive your gun."
Thunder let out an annoyed sigh. "Fine. What do I have to do? Look around?"
"Yes... Too difficult?"
"Fuck you."
Thunder looked around his environment a second time. He'd been scanning the area ever since he woke up. Something he taught himself to do to survive.
"Happy?"
"Yes. Yes, I am. Now move around."
[Gameplay Tip] Move the Left Stick
"Yay." said Thunder sarcastically. "More stupid text. how nice."
"Just move around."
"Fine." said Thunder. He began pacing back and forth. "Like this?"
"Now to the sides."
"Goddammit." muttered Thunder, sidestepping to the left and right. "I feel like I'm dancing."
"You sure do look like you are."
"You shut your fucking mouth!" Thunder snapped.
"Now let's get into the mini-map."
"Map? Finally something to use as a reference to where I am." The mini-map appeared in the top-right corner of his vision. "The shit? How the hell am I supposed to use this?! IT'S NOT EVEN DETAILED!"
"Too bad. Get used to it."
Just then text appeared on the left side of Thunder's vision.
[Objective] Find a weapon
"Oh, fuck. More te... Wait a second... Weapon? FINALLY!"
"I thought you'd enjoy that. Now go to the location marked on your map to get your first weapon."
"I'm on it!" yelled Thunder, taking off.
He continued running until her saw something sticking out of the ground. He walked over to it and picked it up.
[Weapon Acquired] Knife
"A knife, huh?" asked Thunder. "I guess I can use this for now."
[Gameplay Tip] Press R2 to Attack
"R2 button? The fuck you talkin' 'bout? R2 button."
"Umm..."
"Screw the R2 button. I'll do it myself!"
Thunder began slashing the air in front of him like a PRO.
"Very nice. Now go get your pistol."
"My pistol? AW, YEAH!!"
Thunder took off towards the next location marked on his map.
NAME: Queen Chrysalis GENDER: Mare SPECIES: Changeling TALENT: Feeds Off Love ALIGNMENT: Evil
INFO: Chrysalis is the queen of the Changelings. She feeds off the love that one pony has for another and becomes stronger. She had a goal to crash a wedding in Canterlot by taking the form of the bride. This didn't go so well and she was cast away. Now, she wakes up in New Equestria.
Chrysalis began to regain consciousness. She rubbed her head and let out a groan. She then blinked a couple times to shake away any feeling of grogginess and/or blurriness before standing up. She looked around and, for some reason, wherever she looked was a circle in the center of her vision.
"Where am I?" she asked aloud.
"Ah.you're awake."
"Who's there?" she asked. "I demand you show yourself immediately!"
"Welcome to New Equestria. Go ahead and look around your surroundings."
[Gameplay Tip] Move the Right Stick
"What?!" she exclaimed as test appeared. "What's this?"
"Can't you read?"
"Well, of course I can read! I am a queen, after all!"
"Then what does it say?"
"Gameplay tip." read Chrysalis. "Move the right stick."
"Exactly."
"And what is this right stick you're referring to?"
"Don't worry about it."
"Oh, I will worry about it. As Queen of the Changelings it is my job to know everypony and everything."
"And do you?"
"I KNOW ENOUGH!" snapped Chrysalis.
"Could you please just look around?"
"Fine. But only because I want to."
"Fine with me."
Chrysalis looked around her environment. "Is that good enough for you?"
"Why, yes it is. Now move around so th--"
"Excuse me." interrupted Chrysalis. "Did you just order me to do something?"
"No, I--"
"You do not order a queen about! The queen orders you!" she yelled, pointing at the sky.
"If you want to get back to your kingdom, queeny, move around."
Chrysalis began walking around. "Just wait 'till I get out of here. I'll find you and make you pay."
"Good luck."
"I don't need luck. I have an army. We will take you down. There won't be any place you can hide. There won't be any where you can run to. We will find you and--"
"Yawn."
"What?" asked Chrysalis, shocked. "Did you just--" A mini-map appeared in the top-right corner of her vision. "Ah!"
"That is the mini-map. It shows your location as well as where to go next. Now follow it and retrieve whatever's there."
"Retrieve it?" asked Chrysalis. "I'm not a dog. You can't just expect me to--"
"Do you want to go home to your kingdom?"
Chrysalis let out an annoyed sigh. "Fine."
She began making her way to the location marked on her map.
NAME: Pinkamena Diane Pie GENDER: Mare SPECIES: Pony TALENT: Laughter and Murder ALIGNMENT: Evil O.C. CREATOR: Pinkamena666 (me)
INFO: After snapping when she thought her friends didn't like her anymore, Pinkie Pie turned to a life of violence. She captured others and either baked them into sweets or turned them into coats. After winding up in Fillydelphia, she developed a taste for flesh. Her skills and techniques in capturing and killing also increased.