[PINKAMENA - P] Chapter 1
Pinkamena Diane Pie {"Pinkamena Series" Version}
-Chapter 1: Tutorial-
Pinkamena opened her eyes slowly.
"Did I drug myself?" she muttered.
She slowly got to her hooves and looked around. She was in some sort of field.
"What the buck happened to me?" she muttered.
"Ah, you're awake."
"Great. Now I'm hearing voices, too."
"You're not hearing voices"
"Huh?" asked Pinkamena. "I'm not?"
"Oh, no. You're very much awake and very sober."
"No no no no no no no no." said Pinkamena quickly. "You don't hear voices when you're sober."
"That may be. But I assure you... you are fine."
"Whatevs. Where am I?"
"You are in New Equestria."
"New Equestria?" asked Pinkamena. "You talkin' crazy."
"Whatever. Believe me. Don't believe me. I could care less. Just look around your environment."
[Gameplay Tip] Move the Right Stick
"Uhh..." said Pinkamena quickly, getting shocked by the appearing text in the top of her vision.
"Don't worry about that. Just look around."
"Whatever." said Pinkamena with a sigh. She looked around. "This is a very nice... um... field. Can I go now?"
"Nope. Sorry. Now try moving around."
[Gameplay Tip] Move the Left Stick
"Oh, cool." said Pinkamena sarcastically. "More text." She began moving about. "This is tantamount to slavery."
"You're one to talk, Pinkamena."
"What I do is different."
"You mean worse."
"How is what I do worse?"
"Let's see... kidnap, torture, and rape."
"Is that it?" asked Pinkamena. "I must find more stuff to do."
"More stuff? You gouged a pony's eyes out in front of her best friend and watched her squirm about before slitting her throat."
"Oh, yeah." said Pinkamena. She let out a little giggle. "Good times."
"Let's just move on."
Just then a mini map appeared in the top-right corner of Pinkamena's vision.
"Cool. A map." she hesitated. "And a useless one at that."
"This shows you where you are and where you're meant to go."
"Is that right?" asked Pinkamena, trying to figure out the map.
"It's very right."
Just then text appeared on the left side of her vision.
[Objective] Find a weapon
"A weapon?" asked Pinkamena, smiling. "It's about time."
"I think you may like this weapon more than the others."
"Then off I go!" yelled Pinkamena, running towards the spot on her map.
She kept running and running until she finally arrived at the weapon. She went over to it and picked it up.
"A knife?" asked Pinkamena, a tear coming to her eye. "My baby."
"O... kay..."
"So... who do I have to kill?" asked Pinkamena.
"No killing yet. First press R2 to attack."
"R2? Why do I need to press anything? Watch this."
She began violently stabbing the air.
"Very nice. Now... are you sure you're all set with a knife? Nothing else you want?"
"As long as it's sharp."
"Then I guess we can skip the next objective altogether."
"Fine by me."
[Objective] Go See Xilas
"Xilas, huh?" asked Pinkamena.
"Yes. He will give you your first mission."
"How many are there?" asked Pinkamena, staring at the knife.
"Three."
"Awwww. Only three?"
"There'll be plenty of ponies for you to kill. Don't worry."
"Well, in that case... let's get a move on."
She began making her way to the location marked on her map.
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713844
When do you what?
713863
Just tell me when its going to start the party (Kills, Explosions, Gore, Silent Kills, Friendly Fire. That kind of stuff).
718357
Let me clarify something 'cause it seems like you MAY be misinterpreting the blog post or whatever...
If you want your OC in the fic, it would have to be in THIS story. A link to your page will be put into the Intro chapter for your OC. If you want to make your own fic related to this, go right ahead but try not to steal the idea completely. For more info on getting your OC in this story, read the blog post "Want Your OC In FPS?"
697021to answer your question, yes I was jokeing. Though I wish this fic were an actual video game. I'd so play!
739888
As would I. ALL THE FREAKIN' TIME!!
718463 Oh. Okay then.
This, and the whole fic, is gonna be good.
Work on your Pinkamena chapters of this story some more!
748188
Which Pinkamena? There's 3.
749712
When I said "your Pinkamena chapters" I meant the chapters about YOUR Pinkamena.
749848
That's what I thought.
Heh heh. So glad my Pinkamena's the best Pinkamena
static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Pinkie+Pie+approves+.+50+OC+by+me+other+50+goes+to_1dadf5_3343939.jpg
749864
She is.
749864
It's because she's hot xD
718463 Yea... About the blog post... What blog post? I never knew you had one. Also, you should add Woona to this, I think that would be funny. If so, than...
. 
794556
Click here to visit the blog post
And who the buck is Woona?
*dislikes* haha, I will only like if you write the next chapter of the mare who new too much kthxbai
795166 ...
Well... I'll give you this.
http://woonastuck.tumblr.com/page/109
798192
I hope you realize The Mare Who Knew Too Much is now completed.
827853 YAYAYAYAAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAY
905969
Which Pinkamena pic is yours?
Pinkamena is the best...
Which pinkamena?
Well obviously this one!
( pinkamena from pinkamena series )
1114886
I'll get to him eventually.
Are you still doing anything?1116828
920814
Yeah. Just trying to decide who to start or who to continue. Any ideas?