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// [PINKAMENA - P] Chapter 1 
// Story: FPS: First-Pony Shooter 
// by Pinkamena666 
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Pinkamena Diane Pie {"Pinkamena Series" Version}
-Chapter 1: Tutorial-


Pinkamena opened her eyes slowly.
"Did I drug myself?" she muttered.
She slowly got to her hooves and looked around. She was in some sort of field.
"What the buck happened to me?" she muttered.
"Ah, you're awake."
"Great. Now I'm hearing voices, too."
"You're not hearing voices"
"Huh?" asked Pinkamena. "I'm not?"
"Oh, no. You're very much awake and very sober."
"No no no no no no no no." said Pinkamena quickly. "You don't hear voices when you're sober."
"That may be. But I assure you... you are fine."
"Whatevs. Where am I?"
"You are in New Equestria."
"New Equestria?" asked Pinkamena. "You talkin' crazy."
"Whatever. Believe me. Don't believe me. I could care less. Just look around your environment."
[Gameplay Tip] Move the Right Stick
"Uhh..." said Pinkamena quickly, getting shocked by the appearing text in the top of her vision.
"Don't worry about that. Just look around."
"Whatever." said Pinkamena with a sigh. She looked around. "This is a very nice... um... field. Can I go now?"
"Nope. Sorry. Now try moving around."
[Gameplay Tip] Move the Left Stick
"Oh, cool." said Pinkamena sarcastically. "More text." She began moving about. "This is tantamount to slavery."
"You're one to talk, Pinkamena."
"What I do is different."
"You mean worse."
"How is what I do worse?"
"Let's see... kidnap, torture, and rape."
"Is that it?" asked Pinkamena. "I must find more stuff to do."
"More stuff? You gouged a pony's eyes out in front of her best friend and watched her squirm about before slitting her throat."
"Oh, yeah." said Pinkamena. She let out a little giggle. "Good times."
"Let's just move on."
Just then a mini map appeared in the top-right corner of Pinkamena's vision.
"Cool. A map." she hesitated. "And a useless one at that."
"This shows you where you are and where you're meant to go."
"Is that right?" asked Pinkamena, trying to figure out the map.
"It's very right."
Just then text appeared on the left side of her vision.
[Objective] Find a weapon
"A weapon?" asked Pinkamena, smiling. "It's about time."
"I think you may like this weapon more than the others."
"Then off I go!" yelled Pinkamena, running towards the spot on her map.
She kept running and running until she finally arrived at the weapon. She went over to it and picked it up.
"A knife?" asked Pinkamena, a tear coming to her eye. "My baby."
"O... kay..."
"So... who do I have to kill?" asked Pinkamena.
"No killing yet. First press R2 to attack."
"R2? Why do I need to press anything? Watch this."
She began violently stabbing the air.
"Very nice. Now... are you sure you're all set with a knife? Nothing else you want?"
"As long as it's sharp."
"Then I guess we can skip the next objective altogether."
"Fine by me."
[Objective] Go See Xilas
"Xilas, huh?" asked Pinkamena.
"Yes. He will give you your first mission."
"How many are there?" asked Pinkamena, staring at the knife.
"Three."
"Awwww. Only three?"
"There'll be plenty of ponies for you to kill. Don't worry."
"Well, in that case... let's get a move on."
She began making her way to the location marked on her map.


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