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// [PINKIE] Chapter 1 
// Story: FPS: First-Pony Shooter 
// by Pinkamena666 
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Pinkie Pie
-Chapter 1: Tutorial-


Pinkie Pie awoke and jumped to her hooves. She let out a long gasp as she looked around her environment.
"Wwwwooooooooooooooowww." she said, seeing a white circle in the center of her vision.
"Ah.you're awake."
"Huh?" asked Pinkie. "A voice? From nowhere?"
"Not nowhere. Everywhere."
"What does that mean?"
"I... am everywhere."
"Are... are you a god?"
"Um... I--"
Pinkie let out a long gasp. "Are you related to Celestia?"
"No. I--"
"Luna?"
"No..."
Another gasp and then narrowed eyes. "Discord?"
"What? No!"
"Hmm... Are you--"
"Let me finish!"
Pinkie sat down with a sad expression. "You yelled at me."
"Wha... No! I'm... s-s-sorry."
Pinkie jumped back up. "ACCEPTED!"
Sighs. "Can we please begin?"
"Begin what?" Another long gasp. "A game? I LOVE games!"
"Wait a min--"
"Is it Tag?"
"Wha--"
"Pin The Tail On The Pony?"
"No, it's--"
"Eating contest? Tell me it's an eating contest! WILL THERE BE CAKE?!"
"STOP! I..."
Pinkie's sad expression returned.
Lets out an annoyed sigh. "Don't cry again. I'm sorry... again."
"Okie-dokie-lokie!" yelled Pinkie cheerfully.
"God, help me." whispered the voice.
"So, what we doing?"
"Learning the rules of the game... I mean adventure."
"AH-HA! I knew it was a game!"
"Not the kind you're thinking of."
"Then what kind of game is it?"
"A video game."
"A video game?"
"Yes. Now first things first... look around"
[Gameplay Tip] Move the Right Stick
"Whoa. Text... Hold a second..."
Sighs. "What is it now?"
"It says to move the right stick."
"Yeah? And?"
Pinkie pulled out a PS3 controller and began moving the stick around.
"Wh... Where'd you get that?"
"Huh?" asked Pinkie.
"That controller. Where'd you get it?"
Pinkie stopped moving the stick and eyed the controller.
"I dunno. But it doesn't seem to be working." she said, shaking the controller. "So, ya know what I'm gonna do with it?"
Sighs again. "What?"
"I'm gonna take it..." she began, raising the controller. "and throw it on the ground!" she finished, throwing the controller downwards.
It hit the grass softly.
"Were you trying to break it?"
"Well, uh..."
"Because you didn't... It's still there.
Pinkie began stomping on it. It eventually broke. "There."
"How fun. Can we move on?"
"Okie-dokie-lo--"
"Anyways... move around.
[Gameplay Tip] Move the Left Stick
"More text..."
"Yes, Pinkie. More text."
She let out yet another gasp. "You know my name?"
"Y-yes. I know... everything."
"Everything, huh? How far is Ponyville from Manehattan?"
"Um..."
"How fast can Rainbow Dash fly?"
"I don't see how any of this--"
"What's my favorite color?"
"... Pink."
"What? No. Red. Why would you think pink?"
"I think... I'm getting... a migraine."
"Really?"
"Let's just continue, please."
"Well, okay. 'Cause you said please."
"Let's just skip to the mini map"
Just then a mini map appeared in the top-right corner of Pinkie's vision.
"Coooooooooool. A map."
"Yes, Pinkie. A map. It shows you where you're meant to go next."
Just then text appeared on the left side of Pinkie's vision.
[Objective] Find a weapon
"Text!"
"This is your current objective. It tells you what you need to do next and the mini map shows you where it is. Now go find a weapon."
"A weapon?" asked Pinkie. "I don't need a weapon."
"And why is that?"
"Because I never leave home without my party CANNON!" she said, pulling out her party cannon.
"NOW, WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?! THE CONTROLLER IS ONE THING BUT THAT?!"
"How should I know?" asked Pinkie.
"F-fine. Use the party cannon. See if I care."
"Yay!"
"Now please follow your map to the location marked."
"Yes, sir." said Pinkie saluting.
She then began pushing her party cannon in the direction of the objective marker.


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