A cold, calculating assassin is teleported to the magical land of Equestria due to the unstable powers of the siren, Lilith. Will our awkward, haiku-obsessed hero be able to adapt to the Magic of Friendship, or will he simply end up murdering everything in sight like he's used to? Let's hope its the former.
Only one thing is truly known, this was a challenge he was NOT prepared for!

Borderlands/MLP crossover. Challenge Accepted.

Cover art by steptrool on DeviantArt

A TF2 crossover? Seriously, how many of these have shown up? Oh well, time for my effort.

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Equestria and Aquileon, the griffon's realm, have a long-standing agreement: Every five years, teams from each country will face each other in a competition to garner fame and glory for their home and for themselves. This year, the griffons have chosen war games, confident that they can steamroll the peace-loving Equestrians.
Princess Luna, determined to stop this from happening, pulls nine great warriors from their world to help Equestria and to train their representatives. But was this a good idea?

This is kinda... experimental. If this garners enough interest, then I shall continue it. Otherwise, I shall let it die quietly.
Also, if somepony can give me the source of the picture I'm using, I'd appreciate that immensely.

A rewriting of an old story: with help from Zachthebrony

A What If about if Hulk landed in Equestria instead of Planet Hulk. For those not familiar with Planet Hulk. Its when Reed Richards, Namor the Sub-Mariner, Tony Stark, Professor Charles Xavier, Doctor Steven Strange and Black Bolt decide to launch the Hulk into space and Hulk lands on a planet. No spoilers. In this story, Hulk/Bruce Banner lands in Equestria and collapses from hunger. He is nursed back to health by Princess Luna on the day before Shining Armour and Cadance get married. Bruce and Luna realize they have a lot more in common than just a pulse. When Queen Chrysalis crashes the wedding, Hulk helps the Mane 6 in the battle. That is if Hulk doesn't destroy all of Equestria first. Also why is there chocolate milk seeping through the pictures?

As a Disclaimer: I do not own Bruce Banner or any other bipedal characters in this story. They are owned by Marvel Comics and Stan Lee

Princess Luna wants to thank the mane six for all they've done for her by setting up blind dates for all of them. And the best part? There's no way it could possibly go wrong.

Right?

A minor accident at Sweet Apple Acres sends Big Macintosh to Ponyville in the middle of applebuck season. At first, things seem fine. But then some of the mares begin acting a little...oddly.

Then very oddly. Turns out every other stallion skipped town for a very good reason.

After another fight with Celestia, Luna has found herself in Ponyville. Mac's been working late to catch up on work that's been piling up. When the two meet, will this be a fairy tale, a romantic comedy, a story of two friends, or something else entirely?

Inspired by various KOKIA songs and Daily Lives of High School Boys.

Teen rating for very mild sex refferences in the third chapter.

Spitfire needs help. There is one pony she can think to turn to, Rainbow Dash. Rainbow saved her life once, now she will have a chance to do it again, if she will.

Ditzy Doo finds herself attracted to Big Macintosh after delivering a package to Sweet Apple Acres. (Please read and review! Share it with friends too...you know, if you wanna.)

MLP: FiM and related characters are copyright of Hasbro.

Vinyl Scratch never wanted to leave her hometown. Joining a brand new school in her senior year certainly doesn't help, either. At least she made a few friends, one in particular being a large apple farmer. But is it just friendship, or something more? In a world of change, only one truth stays the same for Vinyl. High school sucks.

This is my first human fic. I always like toying around with unique ships, and I've only seen one or two Mac-Scratchs. Except a lot of fluff, and not much else. I started this as an experiment, and to try something new, so constructive criticism would be highly appreciated. And of course, rate and favorite if you enjoy!

The story begins with our favorite wall eyed mail mare out on her rounds. Little did she know the effect a large well mannered pony would have on her.

I prefer to call Derpy, Ditzy. Its a kinder name but both i think fit her.

please sit back and enjoy. i would love to hear your opinions and thoughts on the story and whether or not i should continue. Thank you