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Rainbow Dash is having a great time. She's just become a Wonderbolt, she's on R&R in Canterlot, drinking with her new comrades; in short, life is good. Then the alcohol sets in, and of course, a drunken dare is made.


A fun, simple little something that I made when I asked myself "who else could Vinyl be paired up with besides Octavia, and how?"

Sex tag is for highly sexual jokes and situations. Closest I've ever come to Mature, folks.

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Warning: Sparity. Spike learns of a phrase, a foolproof phrase that makes everything seem alright after doing anything, no matter how brash his actions were. This phrase helps him become more assertive (in the meantime doing wonders for his love life), but what is the long-term effect of overusing this phrase? The cover photo was taken from the mlp wiki website, searched using Google, like 99% of you writers out there. Google is good.

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After the banishment from his once beloved kingdom for being cursed, the Prince of Flames seeks out a new home to get by in his unfortunate life. From his cries for a better living, the “Original One” heeds his calls of distress by sending him to a new world entirely. On Equis, the prince will journey with new friends, battle powerful enemies, and fulfill the dream that he promised for his dying father.

“Forge a marvelous kingdom for us... One that would bring peace and harmony to all who are willing... and to those that wishes to inhabit it... Rule them with brilliance and wisdom, my son. They will surely need it... As do you...” - Lord Magmus

This was a dream to be king…

(Cover Image is created by all0412 of deviantART.)
(Other images presented will be mentioned in Author’s Notes.)

-Rated Teen for language and suggestive themes (No Clop! That's your job!)-

* My Little Pony Friendship is Magic belongs to Hasbro and Pokemon belongs to Nintendo/ created by Satoshi Tajiri *

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It's time once again for the Ponyville Game-Athon! It's a yearly event where teams of two participants compete in various fun events for a chance to win a prize!

Spike decides he wants to enter this year, and take home whatever the prize may be. However, after all his friends are already taken, he ends up on a team with somepony he doesn't even know.

Who the heck is Cloudchaser?

Theme Song: All Downhill From Here - New Found Glory

Editor: Avox
Prereaders: Gidget_TheGear and LightningBass94

Cover Art by Jayesixx

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"He truly loved her and knew she loved him just as much. The dragon gulped deeply as a fluttering sensation occupied his stomach. He didn't just love Twilight as a friend."




After finally giving up on Rarity, Spike realizes that the true mare of his dreams has been in his company for a lifetime, but is unsure if Twilight would ever consider him as more than a great friend and assistant. The only way he can find out is ask.

*Featured 2/20/2014, Thank you all so much!*

Cover Art: Hey,.. real' quick, before the intro starts.. by Frist44

Special thanks to all the readers who pointed out grammar and spelling errors. You're great proofreaders!

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Anon and I have been friends for awhile now. We get along together and Dinky loves him to death. I feel very fortunate to have a friend like him. Its just, I have always liked Anon a little more than I probably should. He needs a friend right now, seeing as he just went through a bad break up.

Who am I kidding anyways. Who would want me? I'm just... damaged goods.

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Few weather conditions are quite so perilous as a raging snowstorm and even Rainbow Dash herself must admit defeat in the face of its might. Taking refuge with you in your home, the evening is spent sharing drinks and talking about some of the world's most important matters.


A very early piece of writing from the AiE threads (they might still have been Rainbro, at the time). I sat down one winter evening and wrote this with no real purpose for it save to elicit some warm feelings.
As with all of them, it's second person with you as Anon, a human.

I'm not terribly proud of this, given its age and quality but it's something to get the ball rolling here.

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Adam is a good friend of Princess Cadance, and has been for the past year.

But when the Crystal Princess finds her request for snuggles denied, her mind breaks and she quickly kidnaps him for nefarious reasons.

He never stood a chance.

Uploaded at 10.20 AM. Written in about twenty minutes for April Fools, Enjoy!

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The only human in Equestria has an awkward time in a bar. Mostly due to the massive language barrier.

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Featured on March 20th, 2014 Thanks guys!
Thanks to Captain Bron3y for doing a dramatic reading.

"When I die, nopony will say ‘it’s a shame’ or ‘I’ll miss her’. They’ll say ‘good riddance’

But even so, at least they know who I am. What really scares me is that when I die, nopony will remember me at all. I’m just a nameless face. An unmarked grave. At my funeral, will anypony cry?"

When Trixie takes her own life, she sends her final letter to the closest thing she's ever had to a friend.

[Author's Note: I'm sorry the description is so darn terrible. They're harder to write than the story! Thanks to Princess-Glitzy for figuring out whom the cover art belongs to!]

19/3/14 - Oooh! I see myself on the popular stories list! It may not be very high up, but yay! EDIT: Eeek! It made third place! Oh my gosh! You guys! It made first place on the Popular Stories list. Not sure that will last long, but hooray! Yes, I know it has no real significance!

20/3/14 - Oh my goodness! I feel like I'm accepting an Oscar or something. It was such a wonderful surprise to log on and see people congratulating me on getting featured, even if I did miss its time in the spotlight. This is an honour I never thought I'd have the privilege to accept.

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