Chess-by-mail can be stressful, especially when Twilight realizes her horrible mistake. Will Chester notice it? Will Derpy find the lost letter? Will Twilight ever explain to Applejack how the 'towers' move?

Edit: The Fifth to Final Move made it to the popular list. (That might be common, but whatever, I'm flipping out) THANK YOU ALL FOR LIKING THIS! :D

Literally

Derpy's got it made this year, and she feels good. She's not-quite-Hell-bent-but-pretty-darn-determined to be the scariest whatever the heck she is, in all of modern Nightmare Night history.

But though, in her mind, she believes that she's a harmless kid at heart, who's just making her once-a-year route, the events that unfold more than blatantly prove otherwise.

There was an angel only two lockers down that Muffins never noticed. Now that she had she couldn’t take her eyes away. She felt weird, and scared just being near her. What should she do? What was that feeling? Maybe angel magic? Muffins asks her friends Lyra and Bon Bon to help figure it out.

I kept her name Muffins because that’s what she’s listed as in Equestria Girls. I know she’s Derpy, you know she’s Derpy, but in that world she’s Muffins.

Written for the Spring Fling Contest. Thanks to Stinium Ruide for editing.

Everypony has secrets. Dinky will soon reach the age of curiosity, and there is one question her mother can never answer honestly: Who is her father?

Ditzy can never tell her the truth. Not to deliberately withhold the information and leave her in the dark, but simply to protect her from the horrors of the past.

Cover art courtesy of Animalsss on DeviantArt.

CW: Mentions of Sexual Assault

Featured on Equestria Daily's Derpy Day Compilation 2024!

Rainbow Dash is tired after the competition at Rainbow Falls, and decides to take a nap.

Ditzy Doo is left temporarily jobless after her vouch to become RD's replacement leads to the Cloudsdale Mail Service to become flooded with fan-mail.

What do these two events have in common? Motor boating, of course!

Now with a YouTube reading!

Everypony knows that Pinkie Pie is one of the best bakers in Ponyville. However, one pony is better at making muffins then even the party pony herself and that is Ponyville's clumsy mailpony: Derpy. Her secret? Using deductive reasoning and logic to figure out what type of muffins would be best for certain ponies based on their mood, behavior, looks, mail, and more.

Upon learning this, Pinkie Pie sees a way to give more joy to those she cares about with her treats and asks Derpy to take her on as a student.

*Commissioned and Edited by Grand_Moff_Pony*

Time Turner struggles with fundings for his new inventions, as there is no need for non-magical machines anymore. Derpy has build something to help him out, but he is shocked by what it does.

This story was written for Bean's Writing Group prompt "Legal Problems" with the bonus "Existential Crisis".

Spike gets two special guests one sunny afternoon at The Castle Of Friendship, and soon Twilight's attention is taken by some very strange noises coming from his room. What could be going on in there?

Twilight is a fascinating person, and anyone who knows her would naturally be curious to get a closer look at what makes a girl like her tick: likes, dislikes, habits, and interests. No one is merely who they present on the outside, and the complexities that lie beneath might shock you. But how close is too close? Will you cross the line?

"What do you want, Discord?"

The question is so simple.

So why can't he answer it?

another ennui story to sit forgotten in the servers somewhere

Proofread by alafoel