Derping Around.
[12:10:03 AM] Shutterguy: Dang it smiles!
Rainbow Dash was a thunderbolt across the sky, a living wonder of amazement and entertainment. She gazed on forward with a look of determination, eyes of courage and a daring grin. A band of colors trailed from her tail, zig-zagging sharp turns with each turn in her course. Her heart raced with adrenaline as she shot through a ring of fire, pulling the air behind her that dragged the flames with it, creating a brief but blazing vortex that sent waves of excitement and cheers to her audience.
A similar feat to her left sent another uproar of praise. Beside her, a turquoise pegasus with hair of amber followed. It was a race between Rainbow Dash and Lightning Dust, a rematch to see which one of the two was the fastest. And the finish mark was not too far ahead. With a burst of speed to make up for lack of agility, Lightning quickly began catching up to the prismatic tomboy.
But Rainbow was not about to let that happen, and flapped her wings harder than ever before. It would be close, but she told herself, no, she was sure of herself that she would make it. It was only a three kilometers ahead, and her rival was only slowly catching up.
Two kilometers, and Lightning was now only a couple meters behind Rainbow Dash. The roars and cheers of spectators grew louder than before, but there was one pony in particular that Rainbow only cared for. If only she could turn her head to look at the one pony she wished to be eternal partners together.
One kilometer left, three seconds at Mach 1 to end their race. But Lightning and Rainbow were now tied, both flapping their wings with their very souls. Five hundred meters left, Rainbow feels the fatigue overtaking her, but so does Lightning. One second left, time slows down. Would she make it? Would she win? Would she finally prove her skills to the world and capture the love of her life?
One hundred meters. Noise
Fifty meters. Sensation.
One meter. A motor boat.
“Rainbow Dash! Where are you, Rainbow Dash!?”
Ditzy Doo (sometimes known as Derpy Hooves by her friends) flew through a cloud filled sky, her grayish coat and yellow mane brushing through the air. She called loudly for her friend, a shout here and a shout there, for she was feeling very lonely.
Normally, Ditzy Doo wasn’t a lonely pony. After all, Ditzy Doo was loved very much by everypony. Ditzy Doo was always fun and adorable around the town, spreading laughter and joy as she looked one way with her right eye and another way with her left. At home, Ditzy Doo would tend to her daughter, Dinky Doo, with the utmost care and appreciation a mother could offer. At work, Ditzy Doo would give it her all to deliver mail and letters on time, from house to home with taxes or love letters. Ditzy Doo was a symbol of happiness, cheerful and bubbly just like the mark of bubbles on her flank, her cutie mark.
But today, everything was different. Dinky Doo was with her friend, Scootaloo, and was having a wonderful playdate together. This left Ditzy Doo no one to giggle and tickle for the day. The Cloudsdale mail service was also facing a terrible catastrophe related to an overflow of love letters from the town of Rainbow Falls directed towards a certain silly grey pony. This left a Ditzy Doo without a job for the day.
So Ditzy Doo continued flying clumsily through the air, looking for her friend, Rainbow Dash.
“Rainbow Dash!? Rainbow Dash!?”
Seconds, minutes, and hours went by with no trace of Rainbow Dash, but Ditzy Doo continued to gaze and search. Just when Ditzy Doo was about to give up however, Ditzy Doo spotted a colorful rainbow sticking out of a cloud. That was Ditzy Doo’s friend Rainbow Dash, Ditzy Doo thought to herself. She was sure of it.
So Ditzy Doo flew up and up to greet her friend. And just like Ditzy Doo thought, there she was! Sleeping and hugging the pillowy clouds up to herself, cooing cutely like her wonderful daughter would.
“Mnaaawraggle...Mwaaafwaafwaaa...Aiiimha...Nzzzzzz.” Rainbow said asleep, adorably and awesomely, her majestic nose bubble growing and shrinking as she took courageous breaths in and out. She laid on her stomach with both of her legs shifted to the side, butt facing Derpy.
“Hiya Rainbow! You wanna play with me?” Ditzy Doo asked, her feminine but low-pitched voice sending jolts of joy down Rainbow’s spine. Even in her sleep, she covered her face and ears to hide herself from the cuteness of Ditzy Doo, letting out a modest “Nn Rrrrrrrrrr, win race” in her vain. But Ditzy Doo would not be fooled! No, she knew Rainbow Dash wanted to play with her, she was just shy.
With a huff, and a puff, Ditzy grabbed onto both sides of Rainbow’s behind and said, “wake up, sleepy head!”
And then she made a Raspberry Pie.
Lyra Heartstrings, cyan female unicorn and self-proclaimed human-expert sat on her haunches on a wooden bench in her backyard. In her hooves was a book titled “All About Humans”, which she picked up from some shady dealer in alley. Lyra hummed to herself as she turned the page, reading the english text from the top left. “Motor Boating, a technique invented by humans to shock or prank someone in the event that the user feels extremely brave or mischievous, as well as increasing affection between the user and the usee. It was performed by-”
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH”
Lyra’s gaze shot up towards the sky, startled from the sudden scream. “Huh, I wonder what’s that all about,” she asked aloud as a rainbow suddenly shot out of a cloud, soon followed later by a grey and yellow beam.
She rolled her eyes. “Oh, it’s just Derpy again. That mare is going to get herself hurt more than she can handle one day. Now where was I?”
“You hypocrite, you’re no better than she is sometimes!”, Bonbon chided to Lyra with a shout, planting flowers in her garden.
“Hey, at least I know when something’s going to be dangerous, it’s not like I unwillingly get myself into trouble!”
Bonbon rolled her eyes and resumed her gardening of the pair’s house, bending over to tend to the dirt with a shovel. Lyra pouted and pulled out her book again. “Ahem, it was performed by first grabbing at any sensitive part of the body, such as the buttox or the chest, followed subsequently by blowing and spitting via the mouth. This created slippery fri… Huh.”
Lyra was caught on by Bonbon’s flank, swaying side to side as she moved from soil patch to soil patch. Lyra looked back towards the book, and then looked back again at Bonbon.
A smile grew on her face.
“Sometimes I willingly get myself into trouble, though.”
This took me 3 days, written mostly during times of sleep. [Grammar mistakes all around yo] 
I plan for this to be either a one-shot (which it is right now) or at least 3 chapters long, depending on reception.
Anyway, I hope you guys enjoyed the story! 
Current chapter inspired by cover image and this comic.
Also LikedSimilarAuthor
- Pastor Pulp · 1.1k words · 14 7 · 584 views
- Biker_Dash · 2.8k words · 90 11 · 5.9k views
- Flint Sparks · 1.9k words · 38 4 · 904 views
- Scantrel · 7.7k words · 120 1 · 1.8k views
Stats
Page generated in 0.33 seconds
Total duration
800 users online
672,537 hits today, 2,054,621 yesterday
FIMFiction
My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Fanfiction
Designed and coded by knighty & Xaquseg - © 2011-2024
Follow & Support Us
Support us
SubStar
Chat!
Discord
Follow us
Twitter
MLP: Friendship is Magic® - © 2024 Hasbro Inc.®
Fimfiction is in no way affiliated with or endorsed by Hasbro Inc.®
Umm...
it's beautiful
So... Lrya just got a mouthfull of BonBon butt?
LOVED IT!!!!!!!
The amounts of yes release at the story as I came!
dat cover image
What in the name of... what?
This is madness!
I have no words.
That cover image is so hilarious!
Not really sure how it passed moderation, it's REALLY skirting the rules about cover images, but right now I'm laughing too hard to care.
How the hell is that pic not used for a mature story?
lol, grade A Comedy in a quick attack package.
Happy 200 followers!
I'ma do a reading of this to celebrate.
It's been too long since I've done a reading.
Is it okay if I do a reading?
3825414
Do eet, filly!
I'd also be really really happy if you did that.
3825422
I ain't no filly!
And I just finished. I've got to edit it and stuff, but it should be out tomorrow. With my new story, actually.
I was looking around for that image
I needed a good laugh. This hit the spot, so thanks for writing it. Upvote from me.
The emboldened comma is superfluous. Also, The second b in "Bonbon" should be lowercase or there should be a space between the Bons.
The second b should be lowercase, or there should a space between the Bons.
The second b's should be lowercase, or there should spaces between the Bons.
There should be a comma between "trouble" and "though."
This was a cute little tale, it is not very often you see a Dershie? story. I will favorite and upvote.
upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3d/RaspberryPi.jpg
3825086 hipnoseries.lekkerding.com.br/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/tumblr_msp29nqsxv1ss591eo1_500.gif
Hmmm
fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/201/0/8/lyra_motorboating_bonbon__colored___by_havikm66-d57xjxd.png
3825918
Thank you thank you! I'll fix it right away!
Yuss.
Alllll my yuss.
I just... that cover... I can't...
...
i1149.photobucket.com/albums/o585/Heimopomo/xDDDDDDDD_zps7d574b08.png
3827864
Thought I left my Mature tag on, so I checked and found that it was off...
You sly dog
HAhahaHAAAAAAAAAA!
Um...
Well.
Ok then.
~Skeeter The Lurker
3831658
omgskeeter.jpeg
This....
I have no more to say.
Finally someone who enjoys the bearer of the element of sincerity and lyrabon
reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/fantastic.gif
That is one move I need to try on my GF
3832934
Basically, yes.
Also 9 is best Doctor.
I liked it this was funny. BUT When Derpy is looking for Rainbow Dash you could do with replacing Ditzy Doo with the word she and her. Her name is used 21 times and It would flow better is some of them were replaces with "Her or she" or something.
Its still a good read though
3833918
That was actually done on purpose. The 2nd section of the story is supposed to mimic a rather simple narrative mindset, like speaking to a kindergartner.
That cover image is better than life itself.
i could totally see someone use this as the basis for a romance story between derpy and rainbow. possibly a mature rated story, if that's the kind of writing the writer writes.
Goddamnit Smiles! You've gone and made me happy, now my day is ruined.
Party in slow motion, I'm out here in the open... mmmmm... motor boatin'
Derpy, Check!
Motorboating, Check!
Lyra with her human obsession, Check.
More moterboating? Perfect!
I love this fic and you smiles. This really did give me a small smile but it won't last long. I'm more determined then anything really. Why you ask?
I have him on skype and I talk to him regularly so I know you must be in one of the skype chats I'm in.
I must make sure your added and give you a hug. 
3825158
Maybe it passed because we all know...
fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2012/364/f/0/face_the_truth_by_ponykillerx-d5ppan8.png
So technically, anywhere should be fair-game for blowing a raspberry aside from what may get inferred from between the reader's ears based on real-world experience or other sources.
Never change Derpy...never change.
Surprise Buttsecks!
Hawt.
Is this supposed to not have any pronouns?