Everypony knows that Pinkie Pie is one of the best bakers in Ponyville. However, one pony is better at making muffins then even the party pony herself and that is Ponyville's clumsy mailpony: Derpy. Her secret? Using deductive reasoning and logic to figure out what type of muffins would be best for certain ponies based on their mood, behavior, looks, mail, and more.
Upon learning this, Pinkie Pie sees a way to give more joy to those she cares about with her treats and asks Derpy to take her on as a student.
*Commissioned and Edited by Grand_Moff_Pony*
Chapters (1)
Oh Pinkie...
Wow, a story of yours that didn't involve funerals or death... Top kek!
This is far to dangerous in Pinkie's hooves. Plus she would take it too far.
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I mentioned funerals though so nope
7386839 pfff, compared to some of your stories and comics (which are awsome by the way) that's a drop in the bucket, lol.
meh besides the appledash shipping it was fun to read
Sadly, we still don't know what Derpy's bubbles Cutie Mark means...
About halfway through this, it occurred to me that Pinkie Pie, being what she is, might already possess this talent in cannon. Then again, I like to think that no matter how good you get, there is always more that you can learn, so you can never truly stop getting better, and I can see Pinkie Pie begging someone to teach her to be a better party pony.
Oh, and I still say that Applejack goes best with Rarity.
Thank you again, Rated, for the opportunity to commission you! This really turned out great!
Favorite and 1st digited for being proscience.
It should be "Reasoning and Desserts".
Oh Pinkie Pie. What have you've done
7386949 Agreed.
While I normally don't mind AppleDash shipping (though I don't actively seek it out), it felt forced here, even for a comedic slice of life story that has a raunchier sense of humor than normal.
Though the rest of the fic was amusing enough that I'll overlook it and give it a fave anyway.
“Um... I’m grounded aren’t I?” asked Pinkie, nervously.
How old is Pinkie in this?
This took a turn near the end.
Not necessarily a bad thing though.
That name...
Anything to do with "Teach Me, Ciel-sensei!"?
Pfffft! XD
You have created a monster.
I approve.
I had probably a far too noticeable reaction to the story on the train just now, just... Holy fuck.
But yeah, it was most reflected in muffled laughter and a stupid smile at the rather huge lack of subtlety on Pinkie's part.
So yeah, congratulations on that. Poor Fluttershy, though. D:
Also, Derpmund Freud. I just felt reminded of that because of the prevalence of sex in the story.
couldn't have said it better myself
and now for the ships leaving the docks in this story:
BM X TS
Thunderlain -> RD X AJ
Rarity X ???
This fic deserves to be read based on the title alone. But with the additional bonus of having Rated as the author and and an overwhelming positive review score, this is a must read. But let it be known, I stopped here because of that title. Lets start reading.
-One reading later-
Well, that when took off like an eagle and landed like Launchpad McQuack. Consider this enjoyed.
And its time for everyone's favorite game "Taken out of Context"
" we drug the muffins with viagra?"
Thank you and good night!
Oh god, that was fun. That entire ending scebe with the mane 6 was just beautiful, and I figured out was happening about two sentences in, but that just made it so much better-I got to watch it all go down hill.
You, my good author, deserve a like, a fav, and follow for this lovely work alone. Hell, the name itself is deserving of a like.
As the Scout says "You're like a car crash in slow motion. It's like I'm watching you fly through a windshield."
I can't contain my laughter.
Shame on you for not including the following scene of Pinkie getting the sugar beaten out of her by Twilight, Rarity, Rainbow and Applejack as Fluttershy watches until Pinkie lets it slip that Derpy was the one who taught her and Fluttershy gives Derpy the stare for thinking that through enough.
Funny little piece, Derpy is great here and keeps Pinkie from inherently dragging the story down that much. I avoided reading this story for a while because I hate Pinkie but it was really good regardless.