This story is a sequel to The Funeral (Fimfiction Diss Story)

A Lurker follows up on Redheart's eulogy.

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The only person intended to be insulted by this atrocity is myself. And joke's on me, I'm into this *!&"

After finding Rarity distressed and crying, Rainbow takes action to restore Rarity's beauty to what she knows is true. And only nuzzles her a few times along the way.

Cover and chapter art done by IrradiatedPirateBooty.

Thanks to PseudoBob Delightus for proofreading.

Pipp decides to show one of her friends, Izzy, a shopping mall she loves to shop at. Having never been in such a large shopping center, Izzy is taken aback by the sheer size of the place. Not only that, the mall came with a large arts and crafts store, which sets off Izzy's creative juices once again! What will the chipper purple unicorn create this time?

Frame was enjoying the marvelous view of Trot Millenia. However, a rupture occur upon the nearby barrage. Now he is lost in a place abandoned by his kind from a time begotten and the nation scrambles to help the displace.

What would it reveal to him? and would the appearance is what unsettled the events leading to it?

When Luna gets tormented in a gun war, it's up to Twilight Sparkle to save her.

Based on the 1934 Disney short with original material added.

Kennedy goes to Equestria after being WACKED by the CIA.
Or…
How Starlight Glimmer got some very bad ideas on how to create her utopia.

This is a fun little story I thought up one day at work after looking at a silly little picture.
Then I added Starlight Glimmer, because it was fun. Then I added Pinkie Pie, because it was fun.
In the end I made what I found to be a silly little comedy story. So that's what this story is, a silly little comedy story.

Really the thanks go to 'Arareroll' for making the image that inspired me in the first place, and for letting me use it as a cover art.

What would happen if Twilight refused to become an alicorn princess? After she finds out there's a terrible price about being a alicorn, Twilight gave up her wings and ready to start a normal life without Celestia. But a mysterious threat got the main six, Spike, a certain Draconequus and a mysterious unicorn from a strange new world to team up and save Equestria from doom.

The only thing more shocking than a letter from their parents is what it says.

Rainbow Dash's life has been boring recently, wanting to spice things up, she visits twilight Sparkle, number one reader of all Equestria and asks for some advice about her current situation. Turns out Rainbow Dash gets more than she bargained for.

Contest Entry for the "Dialogue Only Contest"

Luna is worried about falling to darkness again and Celestia suggests retiring.

Story takes places before and during Season 9 Episode 1 and includes dialogue from the episode painsteakinly edited. Sex tag added for a single comment that might be perceived as lewd.