Usually when you are killed, you die. Of course there are exceptions to every rule. Usually those exceptions don't end up in a world full of colorful talking ponies with 3 other people from random points of Earth's history, but hey, I can't complain too much. Now if we can just figure out what happened, how we ended up in Equestria, and who is responsible for this mix up...

Will add tags for characters as they appear.

Luna is on her way to visit Celestia, but hears her squealing for someone to 'stop!'

She walks in on Twilight on top of a red-faced Celestia, and the two of them react like guilty teenagers. Just what the buck is going on here?!

Layda Hitcher is a twenty-two year old woman that has had quite a calm and quiet life. She had great parents, did well in school, heck, she even had relationships, but this all started to bore her. You can't be an Average Joe forever, right? As she sleeps in her parents' house as a temporary solution until she can finally go to her small little cottage-like house, she is awoken to see herself in an artist's rendition of autumn. Beautiful giant trees with magnificent colored leaves flowing everywhere, and verdoyant grass shining with the lively sun in the sky, occasionally being blocked by the silvery clouds. What will happen when a creature proposes a small adventure for her, with the only cost of taking said creature's form in this "other world"?

OC characters included.

Pinkie Pie.
One slip-up.
Eternal talking.
The risk of death.
Can the girls save Pinkie Pie from her continuous loop, or will they lose her...forever?

I've re uploaded this with revisions. Why?
My brother deleted it. Luckily, I had it on a back-up!
So if you feel like you've seen this before, chances are you have!

Scootaloo has never been able to fly, even to save her own life. The fact is, she can't fly, and she may never be able to. But at least she's got a friend, one that she can always count on to stay with her.

Twilight encounters her greatest enemy, a villain more vile than Chrysalis, more slippery than Discord and darker than Nightmare Moon. The villain is known throughout Equestria as: Customer Service

[Note: Music component in story is entirely optional]
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There's a small little easter egg inside. Let's see if anyone can find it ^^
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Credits and Inspiration!

Song by MusicalWolfe: Winter Wrap Up Elevator Remix

Inspiration from a comment made by BCSpore on the video above

Cover art from My Little Pony Wiki from the episode Lesson Zero
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Author's Notes:
What happens when you're bored out of your mind in the middle of class and have that song played on repeat after looking at a awesome comment? This. That's what.

This is possibly the fastest, craziest and most random fanfic I have ever written. The idea wouldn't get out of my head so I did what any self-respecting writer would do: Make the craziest fanfic I could think of. I also used it to see what it would be like to do most of the story in uninterrupted dialogue. Regardless I hope you all enjoy this piece of...whatever this is.

REWRITTEN IN 2018! WOO!
Equestria Daily
Here's the music a friend made for the book based on how he felt when reading it.
Da semi-sequel be here.

Ignore the first story with his name. It is just what passed through his mind one day. This is his true appearance.

The Psychopath is a stallion with an unknown relation to the princesses, and yet he is held within the lowest levels of the Canterlot castle dungeons. He is completely chained up in his dark and dry cell, only ever thinking about his next prank and humming tunes that come from nowhere. His existence has been kept secret for centuries, and only the council and a few select guards know of him. Now, another mare will know of his existence. Twilight Sparkle will free him inadvertently, causing the psychotic pony with a strange appearance to float about Equestria, causing mayhem and destruction in the form of "pranks". How will the student deal with somepony who is apparently not trying to cause harm but does so anyway?

The image was made by Stalin the Stallion . Thank him for giving about thirty minutes of his life to draw that. (How did he even do that in half an hour?)
Proof-reader and aid for rewrite: Majora and masks. (Obsolete)
Proofreader: Twilight Scratch. Spank you very much for helping me. (Obsolete due to rewrite but they did help in the past)

You know when someone uses the expression, "an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a life for a life"?
You may think it is about revenge, but it's not.

It's about an exchange.

Cover image by SpeccySY from DeviantArt and preread by Magnumopai and Neogreenyew.

A collection of non-connected 100 word (or as close as my frankly idiotic word counter will allow) drabbles, exploring the Pinkie Pie x Rainbow Dash ship. Written a while ago as my first feeble steps into the fandom, I hope that the quality of the writing herein somewhat excuses the pitiful quantity. Any advice is welcomed, encouraged, and adored.

Edit: These aren't connected in a chronological sense. You can try and puzzle out a timeline if that floats your boat, but I didn't intend for them to fit together in any way but thematically.

Another set of ten unconnected 100 (or as close as the word count gods will allow) word drabbles, this time focusing on Appledash. Another one written when I was taking my first, tentative steps into fandom.

Any advice welcomed, encouraged and adored, as usual!