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Stalin with Da Spoon


Greetings, I am comrade Stalin, a man with swag and a giant spoon who smokes weed, here to make fan-fictions like dumb shitposts, random crossovers, and references. Enjoy the show, and stay swaggy.

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After Planet Aether has been brought to peace and stabilized, Samus Aran doesn't get much rest when she's sent to reconnoiter a nameless planet on the edge of Galactic Federation space. Ostensibly, she was supposed to determine the size of a Space Pirate operation that was mining Phazon on this planet... and mark the place for a quick strike by Federation forces if it came down to it.

But when things become much more complicated beyond what her mission brief had stated, she may find that her fate and those of some unlikely allies may be intertwined. The battle that rages on the ground in a fight for survival and duty may have Samus questioning herself when a new front in an undeclared, nameless war is opened... in her mind.



-This is in no way related to Metroid Equis. No required reading, no relation, nothing. Pretend it does not exist.
-Takes place between Metroid Prime 2 and Metroid Prime 3. Metroid Timeline can be found here.
-Art by Pridark, sourced to her DA. Full picture is there.
-Story assumes very basic knowledge of Metroid universe, but I'll be doing my damndest to make this as accessible as possible.

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An accident in the lab sends our favorite boy genius to Equestria, as a pony. What will he do and how will he get back? The answer: Science! (Cover Art Updated!)
New FAQ! and TV Tropes!
Planned Phrases from Dexter:
“Pinkie Pie! Don’t push that Button!” /to Pinkie
“Please, Magic is the word simpletons and the ignorant use to describe what they cannot understand.”/ to Twilight
“No, I didn't strap a rocket to you. I strapped you to a rocket.” /to Rainbow Dash
“Friends? Who needs friends?”

Dexter is a boy super-genius with a disdain for anything girlish and no desire for friendship. After an mishap in his lab, he gets stuck in Equestria. How will he cope with the over-friendly ponies, and the girlish everything?
For any who do not know Dexter's Lab: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dexter's_Laboratory
[RIP Christine Cavanaugh: 8/16/63-12/22/2014] - Dexter's Original Voice Actress

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Based on the movie: Sonic the Hedgehog, but with some changes.

After fleeing to planet Earth, Sonic the Hedgehog has been secretly living in Canterlot City as his new home for the past decade along with his incredible power of super speed. Things went well for him, until he accidentally knocks out the power grid, getting the attention of the military organization, G.U.N., along with the evil genius, Dr. Robotnik.

Meanwhile, the Equestria Girls was preparing for their upcoming graduation, leaving Sunset Shimmer unsure of her future. When the power grid near their school was knocked down, CHS was in suspicion by G.U.N., sending in a special agent to investigate as a result.

When the two groups meet up due to circumstances, Sonic and The Equestria Girls must team up to retrieve Sonic's rings and stop Robotnik from using Sonic's power for world domination while fleeing from the government.


Special thanks to RS-Belle14 (Chapters Prologue, 1-2) and MLPSolarDash1907 for proofreading and knigsonic (Chapters Prologue & 1) as my editor.

Sonic the Hedgehog is owned by Paramount Pictures and Sega.

My Little Pony: Equestria Girls is owned by Hasbro.

Cover art designed by me.


FEATURED: 10/10/20 - Awesome! :pinkiehappy: Thank you all so much! :twilightsmile:

This story now has TV Tropes page! :raritystarry:

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12 students from Class 1A are picked to be transferred from UA High in Japan over at Canterlot High in America for three weeks. And upon their arrival, they come face-to-face with the Rainbooms; and befriend the group.

However, the visit takes a turn when new threats arrive at Canterlot High with plans to take down society as a whole.

Now Rainbooms and the hero students must work together to stop them.

Spoiler Warning: Takes place in Season 5 of MHA; though somewhere between episodes 106 & 107.

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