//------------------------------// // Bloopers & Gag Reel // Story: Equestria Girls: Sonic the Hedgehog // by sonicfan05 //------------------------------// "Word?" Sunset asked in her confused tone. "...to the mother!" Robotnik finished in his serious tone. All of the sudden, everyone burst out laughing. Equestria Girls: Sonic the Hedgehog - Bloopers! Satisfied with what she wrote, Sunset placed her letter into an envelope which said "Sonic" on it and then approached the back of the bench where a huge stone was placed. She lifted up the stone. Only to see a note which said, "DASH WAZ HERE!" Sunset frowned and looked up at the gigging Rainbow Dash from off-screen. "Very funny, Rainbow Dash!" Sunset deadpanned. Mrs. Cake eventually returned with Lyra’s milkshake. Without a thank you, Lyra snatches her drink and chucked it down in one go, making the others feel uneasy. Unfortunately, Lyra drank too fast to the point that she nearly choked and spilled some milkshake on her shirt, causing everyone to laugh. “Lyra? Are you okay?” Bon Bon asked in concern, but chuckling somewhat. “I’m fine. I’m fine!” Lyra assured with a gasp, whipping her lips with the back of her palm. “This is a lot harder than it looks!” “Could someone give Lyra a napkin and a new shirt?” Sunset asked loudly toward the studio. “The Blue Devil is a mysterious creature who lives in the woods just outside of this very city!" Lyra began in a grave tone as if she was telling a scary campfire story. "I first saw that creature myself when I was in second grade. I was waiting for my best friend in the town park near the playground when I saw something from the bushes. At first, I thought it was some… thing that looked like a rabbit. But it was actually some cute weird creature thing that you only see in anime or… from a video game. And he wears gloves and shoes for some old reason… and he’s blue! Dubba-dee Dubba-die!” Everyone began to chuckle. “What the heck was that, Lyra?” Bon Bon laughed. “I’m sorry!” She chuckled sheepishly. “I forgot my lines halfway through! So I tried to improvise!” "I said no such thing," Twilight said simply as she placed her bag near the bushes. "If you recall, I was actually investigating the area so that I can find a logical explanation of why we thought we saw a sea monster." She pointed at the center of her camp. "It's the same thing here! While I also believe Lyra's story was farfetched, but it still fascinated me because of how mysterious it sounds. Not to mention, I’ve done a little research last night and I noticed that the… um…” Twilight stared blankly before facing the set. "Line?" "Wind capacity at certain parts of this city increased significantly for the past decade!" One of the stage staff answered. Twilight blushed. "Right… thanks!" Sunset giggled. *BLOOP* "Not to mention, I’ve done a little research last night and I noticed that the… the…” Sunset gave Twilight a knowing smirk. “You forgot your lines again?” Twilight blushed sheepishly. “Yeah… sorry about that! Let me try again!” *BLOOP* "Not to mention, I’ve done a little research last night and I noticed that the… the…” Twilight threw her hands up. “Dangit!” Everyone laughed at her expense. “Okay, okay… one more time!” *BLOOP* "Not to mention, I’ve done a little research last night and I noticed that the… the…” “Wind capacity at certain parts of this city increased significantly for the past decade?” Sunset said helpfully. “Er… exactly!” Twilight cried, causing everyone including herself to laugh loudly. Twilight ran as fast as she could to chase after that blue blur… Unfortunately, Twilight tripped and landed almost face-first on the ground. "Oh shoot, you okay Twilight?" Sunset cried loudly from off-screen. The whole filming crew's worries were eased when Twilight gave them a thumbs up with a chuckle. "Yoink!" "Hey! Give those back!" Sunset shouted as she tried to take her letters. But Rainbow Dash used her speed ability to move further away from Sunset as she was reading her letter. "Hey check this out!" Rainbow Dash announced with a cheeky grin, ignoring Sunset's death glare at her. "Hey Sunset, just the other day, I saw you wearing your new outfit and I think you look really cool with it! I also saw Rainbow Dash wearing a pink tutu and dancing follically into the meadows– Wait, what!?" Everyone, including the studio staff, laughed at Rainbow’s bewildered reaction. "Alright, who did this!?" Rainbow Dash demanded. Pinkie laughed, raising her hand. "Guilty!" "Pinkie!" At the same time, the lights suddenly went out. Their geodes were the only thing that illuminated most of the room. After a few seconds, their geodes stopped glowing. All except for the blue geode, which only blinked rapidly. "Uh, guys? My geode is acting weird again!" said Rainbow Dash. "Cut!" The director shouted. "Someone check her geode and maybe put in a new battery, please?" “Are… you two from the military?” Sunset asked after she finally found her voice. “You could say that,” said the girl as she fished her badge from her pocket. “Name’s–" Unfortunately, as she took out her "badge", half of it flew off from the case, causing everyone the three of them to jump. Everyone began to laugh and Tempest blushed in embarrassment. "Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry!" She blurted. "Can we try this again?" Trixie quickly jerked away before an agent has the chance to grab her. “Hey! You have no right to touch Trixie! We have every right to be here! While those two imbeciles were here for their own childish antics, The Great and Powerful Trixie, is–” "Cut!" The director shouted. "What?" Trixie blinked. "What did I do wrong?" "You didn't do anything wrong!" The director assured. "Except you're supposed to say Great and Concerning Trixie!" "Oh, oops!" Trixie blushed. "Sorry, I used my catchphrase so many times it became a habit!" She breathed through her nose. "Okay, 'Great and Concerning'. Got it!" *BLOOP* Trixie quickly jerked away before an agent has the chance to grab her. “Hey! You have no right to touch Trixie! We have every right to be here! While those two imbeciles were here for their own childish antics, The Great and Powerful Tri–" Trixie stopped, groaning that she made a mistake again. "Oh, shoot! I said it again, didn't I?" Everyone chuckled as Trixie sighed. "Okay, okay! From the top!" She muttered. *BLOOP* Trixie quickly jerked away before an agent has the chance to grab her. “Hey! You have no right to touch Trixie! We have every right to be here! While those two imbeciles were here for their own childish antics, The Great and Concerning Bixie, is– AGH!" Trixie shouted in frustration, causing everyone to laugh.  Trixie threw her arms before marching off the set. "That does it! Trixie's going to her trailer!" “You're using Fluttershy’s tranquilizer gun!?” Sunset exclaimed. “Twilight, that thing was for bears, not a human being!” “I'm not going to shoot 'em,” Twilight reassured as she was assembling the gun. Unfortunately, the “gun” came apart immediately, causing everyone to laugh. “Oh, shoot!” Twilight cried. “A little help here!” Suddenly, the lab door threw open, startling the blue hedgehog, and two girls and a dog rushed in. "Freeze bus–” Sunset’s words were interrupted when the door bounced from the wall and then closed on Sunset and Twilight, causing everyone to laugh and Sunset to sigh from the other side of the door. *BLOOP* Suddenly, the lab door threw open, startling the blue hedgehog, and two girls and a dog rushed in. "Freeze buster!" Sunset shouted while waving her flashlight around to search for the intruder. "Hands in the air an– EEP!” Twilight shrieked when her “gun” came apart again, causing everyone to laugh and Twilight groaned in exasperated. “AGH! Can someone get me a different prop gun!?” Twilight huffed. Dr. Robotnik hummed as he eyed the rest of the girls. “And the rest of you…” “Sunset Shimmer,” Sunset greeted curtly before glancing at her friends. “And I see that you’ve met Applejack, Rarity, Fluttershy, Rainbow Dash and–” Sunset blinked when she realized one of their friends was missing from the group. “Hey, where’s Pinkie Pie?” “OH MY GOSH!” Pinkie Pie, who just appeared from the front door, suddenly shouted in excitement the moment her eyes landed on Robotnik, aka Jim Carrey. She rushed over to him with stares in her eyes. “It’s you! Jim Carrey!” Pinkie squealed like a fangirl. “I am a huge fan of yours! And I’ve seen all of your movies! I love your performance in The Mask, they were hilarious! And also in The Grinch! I’ve watched that every holiday! And your facial expressions in Liar Liar were so silly and funny, it inspired me to make some for my own acting. Heck, even in Ace Ventura, you– “Pinkie!” Twilight scolded. “We’re trying to film a movie, and you’re bothering Jim!” Pinkie laughed sheepishly. “Eheheh… whoopies! Sorry, Jimmy… I didn’t mean to bother–” “No, no. It’s fine, Pinkie,” Jim assured with a modest smile. “I always like meeting new fans. If you would like, we can talk some more over lunch later.” Pinkie gasped excitedly. “I would love that!” Sunset giggled. “I’m happy for you Pinks, but we really must get back with the filming.” “Right! You got it, Sunny!” Pinkie saluted before restarting her position. “From the top!” Dr. Robotnik quickly glanced up to see the last of his drones successfully entered the window of the teen’s house before explaining further. “Twenty minutes ago, I tracked a sour– ah, sour patch kid.” Everyone laughed loudly at Jim’s botched line. *BLOOP* “And the only house within the radius of that pulse–” Robotnik dramatically pointed towards a house number next to the front door. “Is fifty-five Golden Oak Drive!” Sunset let out a suppressed laugh. “I’m sorry, I’m sorry… his facial expression made me laugh!” *BLOOP* “It’s fifty-five…” Jim said in a much sillier tone this time. “Golden… Oak Drive!” Sunset laughed again. “Sorry!” *BLOOP* Jim wasn’t even trying this time as he was just making silly sounds as he danced towards Twilight and Sunset while giving them his silly expression. This time, everyone laughed at his antics. “Stop, stop! I can’t!” Sunset laughed, barely able to breathe. “Cut!” “Quick, this way!” said Sunset before opening the door. She immediately froze in shock and fear when she saw Agent Tempest Shadow just outside the door who had a goofy expression. "Heeeeere's Johnny!" Tempest said dramatically, causing everyone to laugh. Without speaking a word, Sunset glanced back at the girl's, silently asking for her assistance. Taking the message, both Applejack and Rainbow Dash approached the case and stood by Sunset while the rest of the gang stayed behind in caution. With nods between the three girls and mentally preparing themselves, Sunset took a deep breath and threw open the case. Suddenly, Tempest popped out of the case. "Hi again!" She said with a goofy face. Everyone laughed at her antics again. “Look, this is the worst possible time for us to get ourselves into trouble, okay?” Rainbow growled in anger. “We were trying to make our brand a name for ourselves and you–" "Cut!" Rainbow Dash looked towards the set in confusion. "What? What'd I say?" *BLOOP* “Look, this is the worst possible time for us to get ourselves into trouble, okay?” Rainbow growled in anger. “We were trying to make our brand a name for–" "Rainbow Dash, you said it again!" "Oh, oops! Sorry!" *BLOOP* “Look, this is the worst possible time for us to get ourselves into trouble, okay?” Rainbow growled in anger. “We were trying to make our brand band the–" Rainbow Dash's eyes widened and the girls laughed at her expense. "Well, Rainbow Dash. Having trouble with yer lines?" Applejack smirked. Rainbow Dash blushed with a scowl. "Shut up, AJ!" "Yeah, while you do that AJ, I'll play us some tunes while we're at it!" said Rainbow Dash as she got up from her seat. She made her way to the radio at the front of the bus and turned it on. As soon as she hit the switch, a loud peppy music played through the speakers. "I'm a Barbie girl! 🎵  In a Barbie worrrrrlld!" 🎵  "Huh, what the–" Rainbow Dash exclaimed, causing everyone to laugh. "Okay, who switched the song?" Rainbow demanded. Pinkie raised her hand, giggling uncontrollably. "PINKIE!" "That's not all though," Twilight continued by the fire. "He tried to build his own amusement park, only it was shut down due to… uh, many burnt churros!” Twilight finished, forgetting her lines. “That fiend!” Pinkie cried, playing along before she and the others burst out laughing. “Sorry, sorry!” Twilight chuckled. Rainbow Dash had a look of disbelief. “Patient? Newsflash Sunset: we don’t have time to be patient, especially while we’re on a run by the government! Besides, patients are for hospitals!” Sunset then laughed. “Wha– Sunset! You’re not supposed to laugh!” said Rainbow Dash in a bewildered tone. “I’m sorry!” Sunset wheezed, trying to suppress her laughter. “That line was ridiculous! And you’re silly facial expression didn’t help much!” “My face was not silly!” Rainbow shouted indignantly. “Your face was kinda silly, Dashie!” “Shut up, Pinkie!” *BLOOP* Rainbow Dash had a look of disbelief. “Patient? Newsflash Sunset: we don’t have time to be patient, especially while we’re on a run by the government! Besides, patients are for hospitals!” Sunset broke into laughter again. “Sunset! C’mon!” Rainbow complained. “Sorry, sorry!” Sunset giggled. “One more time, I swear!” Rainbow Dash let out an annoyed sigh. *BLOOP* Rainbow Dash had a look of disbelief. “Patient? Newsflash Sunset: we–” Sunset broke into a fit of laughter much earlier this time, causing Rainbow Dash to throw her hands up in frustration. “That’s it! I’ll be in my trailer!” Rainbow Dash stomped away. “Call me when she’s got it all out of her system!” "Fine! Have it your way... Skittles!" A voice fill-in person spoke from behind the Sonic dummy. Rainbow growled angrily, "I told you to knock it off!" "Hey! You called me a 'creature', 'thing', 'rodent', and a 'freak'! It's only fair that I called you 'Skittles'!" "Stop that!" Rainbow shouted. "What's wrong? Are you gonna cry Skittles if I don't?" Rainbow Dash's face turned red in anger. "I'm warning you!" "Skittles, Skittles, Skittles, Skittles, Skittles, Skittles, Skittles, Skittles, Skittles, Skittles, Skittles, Skittles, Skittles, Skittles, Skittles, Skittles…" Rainbow then stood in front of the dummy and brought her face so close to it. She narrowed her eyes. "Call me 'Skittles'... one more time!" "Skittles… taste the Rainbow!" Rainbow Dash broke character and laughed along with the others. “Oh, man… this feels so silly yelling at a dummy!” “Hey, at least you’re not yelling at a pile of rocks!” Pinkie pointed out with a giggle. Sunset in particular was beyond furious with that man as she picked up the phone and brought it to her ear. “Hey! You leave my friend alone, you dirtbag!” Sunset shouted in rage. “If I ever see your face again, I’ll– I'll… slap you silly!" Everyone laughed at her botched line. "Sorry, forgot my line!" Sunset said sheepishly. *BLOOP* “Hey! You leave my friend alone, you dirtbag!” Sunset shouted in rage. “If I ever see your face again, I’ll ah– bla bla bla." Sunset sighed for messing up her line again. "Sorry!" *BLOOP* “Hey! You leave my friend alone, you #@%*^!” Sunset shouted in rage and then her eyes widened in shock. This caused everyone to laugh loudly and Sunset to blush in embarrassment. "Whoa, Sunny!" Pinkie exclaimed with a giggle. "You can't say that! This is a family movie!" Sunset awkwardly cleared her throat. "Sorry… got caught up in the moment." Applejack rolled her eyes. “Well, what do ya expect Rarity? This is a convenience store, not a four-star restaurant. We can either take–.” “Five-star!” Yelled a crew member. “Er, five-star! Sorry!” Applejack apologized sheepishly.  *BLOOP* Applejack rolled her eyes. “Well, what do ya expect Rarity? This is a convenience store, not a three-star restau–.” “Five-star!” A crew member yelled again. Applejack groaned. “Sorry about dat! Five-star, got it!” *BLOOP* Applejack rolled her eyes. “Well, what do ya expect Rarity? This is a convenience store, not a six-star–.” “Five!” A crew member yelled loudly this time, causing Applejack to groan and everyone else to laugh. “A FIVE star!” A crew member shouted again. “Number five! Five!” “Alright, alright! Five! Five-star! Ah get it!” Applejack retorted. Rainbow Dash gave Applejack her cheeky grin. “What’s wrong AJ? Forget how to count?” Applejack growled. “Shut it, Rainbow Dash!” “Yeah, Missy!” Agent Grubber retorted while putting so much emphasis on the S's due to his lisp. “I’m maybe small, but I’m the guy you do not want to mess with… with…” He turned towards the set. “Uh, what’s my line?” "Wha… When did this happen!?" Tempest demanded, nearly shouting. Grubber shushed her. "It was shortly after you and those girls left town that Robotnik deemed them as a… a…" He quickly turned towards the set. “Line?” "Indeed I am!" Grubber confirmed with a toothy grin. "Despite that I'm working 'with' you, I'm actually working for the doctor as his double agent. He wanted me to report everything you've been… been…” He let out an exasperated shout. “I’m so sorry, everyone! I forgot my lines again!” “That’s okay, Grubby! Keep trying!” Pinkie encouraged. "Come on, Sonic," Sunset muttered as she rushed out of the bus and towards the mansion. "You're gonna be alright. You'll be alright," she assured, both to Sonic and herself. By the time Sunset caught up, Rainbow Dash had already rung the doorbell. They waited for a moment before the door opened. The girls, especially the CMCs, were surprised to see who was on the other side of the door. “Guess who?” Tempest announced with a silly expression, causing everyone to laugh again. “You girls enjoying a clam chowder?” Jim Carrey as Robotnik asked in a silly voice, causing everyone to laugh. “Okay, that was weird!” Jim remarked. *BLOOP* “You girls enjoying a clam chowder?” Jim paused for dynamic effect. “You must order the bread bowl. It practically eats itself!” They all paused for a moment before everyone broke into a laughing fit. “I don’t even know what that means!” Jim admitted with a sheepish look. “I don’t know, but it’s funny!” Pinkie laughed. “And makes me hungry,” Fluttershy added with a grin. As a result, the CMCs, Diamond Tiara, and Cadance began to fall while screaming in terror. As they were "falling", the background all of a sudden started glitching before it was switched to a green screen. Everyone paused their screams and then looked at each other with confused expressions. "Huh… dat happened," Apple Bloom remarked. "Kinda anticlimactic," Scootaloo added, with Sweetie Belle and Diamond Tiara nodding in agreement. Cadance turned towards the set. "Is there anyone here who can fix this?" The gang groaned after landing in a huge stack of hay, slowly recovering after nearly having a death experience of falling from a thousand-foot-tall building. “Hay!” Applejack announced. Everyone who was in the hay stared at Applejack with confused expressions before they slowly realized her joke and laughed out loud. "We've been hit!" Sunset screamed. "Hang on!" Tempest shouted while trying to turn her wheel. The girls screamed as they continued to spin around out with Tempest losing control on the road. Déjà Vu!  🎵 I've just been in this place before! 🎵 (Higher on the street!) 🎵 And I know it's my time to come home! 🎵 Everyone quickly turned towards the source of the music, only to see a giggling Pinkie holding her phone with the music coming out of it. "Agh! Really, Pinkie!?" Rarity exclaimed, rolling her eyes. "That meme was so 2016!" Rainbow Dash slowly opened her eyes and she saw that she wasn't falling at a fast pace anymore. Instead, she was falling at a slow pace along with everything around her. Even Sonic was slowing down in front of her. That was when Rainbow Dash had an astonishing realization. ‘I'm… I'm in a slowdown… just like Sonic!’ Rainbow let out a toothy cheerful grin. “Yes! Thank you, harmony!” Her cheers were short-lived when one of her ropes suddenly snapped, causing her to hang around in an awkward position. “Hey! Get me down from here!” Rainbow shouted. As a few crew members ran to Rainbow’s aid, Pinkie spoke up. “Don’t worry, Dashie, we’re coming! And don’t wiggle around too much! I made that mistake the last time during our filming in Friendship Games!” Rainbow Dash and Jim Carrey, along with many filming crew, were on Manehatten street, ready for shooting. "And… action!" The director shouted. Rainbow Dash turned towards a stand-in tennis ball, which represented Sonic, nodded, and then turned back at Robotnik with a scowled expression. "All right, Eggman," one of the crew members cued. "You wanna get fast?" "Then let's get fast!" Rainbow Dash finished. Suddenly, a cell phone rang. Everyone was confused for a moment before Rainbow Dash realized it was coming from her cell phone. With an apologetic expression, she took out her phone. She let out an annoyed groan when she saw who was calling her from a caller ID and answered it. "Mom, we're filming a movie right now! Call me back later!" said Rainbow Dash. Everyone watched as Rainbow Dash was listening to whatever her mother was saying to her right now, who was getting more annoyed by the second. "Mom, I told you this morning!" Rainbow Dash huffed. "We're filming the Equestria Girls and Sonic the Hedgehog crossover movie today and I'm in the middle of a scene with Jim Carrey right now! Now please call me back later!" Everyone kept watching as Rainbow Dash listened to her mother's response. Rainbow Dash's eyes suddenly went wide in horror. "NO! You can't talk to Jim Carrey!" Everyone laughed at Rainbow’s response, who tried desperately to persuade her mother. "No, you really can't bother him, mother! Mom!?" With a distressed moan, Rainbow Dash handed her phone to Jim, who was sitting in his vehicle with an amused expression. "I'm so sorry, Jim!" said Rainbow Dash with an embarrassed expression."My mother is very difficult to explain–" Not bothered by the slightest, Jim silently gestured to Rainbow to give him her phone. Once he had Rainbow’s phone in his possession, he answered it. "Hello? I heard some lady is interrupting our movie?" He joked, causing everyone to laugh. Jim sat listening to Rainbow Dash’s mother's response. "Oh, you're sorry! You're wasting our film!" Everyone laughed again. "I'm only kidding ma'am," Jim assured. "Your daughter is in safe hands!" Rainbow Dash sighed. While she was glad that Jim got a good laugh out of this, it was embarrassing to her that her mother called despite telling her many times not during filming. At least it couldn't get any more embarrassing. "Oh, alright I'll tell her," Jim said on the phone before looking at Rainbow Dash. "Rainbow Dash, your mother wanted me to tell you that your tortoise plushie is now clean from the wash so you can cuddle it later tonight." Jim’s words only made Rainbow Dash's face turn red in embarrassment. "MOM!" Rainbow Dash shouted, causing everyone to howl in laughter.  Jim Carrey, as Robotnik, was riding in his “vehicle” during his confrontation with Sonic and the girls. “Sometimes you gotta stop and smell the pork–”  Jim stopped and everyone laughed at his botched line. “Ah, this might smell the portal!” Jim corrected with a sheepish expression. She didn’t even get a chance to finish as Robotnik elbowed her in the face, knocking her back. Robotnik then quickly grabbed his control stick and pulled it, causing the hovercraft to tip over. Sunset wasn’t quick enough to hold on to something as she fumbled out of the cockpit and then fell on the hard ground, landing roughly on her right side. “Oohh… I hope the Danger Pay from this movie is much more than the last time I did this!” Sunset remarked, clutching her right shoulder. “Oh my, I wonder what this is?” Rarity asked as soon as Twilight took the envelope. There was a pause, as everyone looked at Twilight expectedly, to which she got the message. “Oh– I mean, money to fix the house?” Twilight guessed, feeling embarrassed. “I mean, something like… a line?” Sunset joked, causing everyone to laugh. “Sorry!” Twilight giggled. *BLOOP* "Oh my, I wonder what this is?” Rarity asked as soon as Twilight took the envelope. Everyone paused, waiting for someone to speak. "Psst! That's your cue, Twily!" Twilight’s eyes widened. "Oh, wait! It is?" Everyone laughed again. *BLOOP* "Oh my, I wonder what this is?” Rarity asked as soon as Twilight took the envelope. There was a short pause. "Money to fix the house?" said Sunset, looking directly at Twilight. Twilight nodded, acting along. But then her eyes widened in realization. "Oh wait! That's my line?" Everyone laughed while Rainbow Dash groaned. "C'mon! Twilight!" Jim Carrey, who had just finished with a movie scene for the day, was heading towards his trailer. As he was walking he noticed Pinkie Pie was near a craft service table, assuming for lunch. Jim waved Pinkie over as soon as he was close to her. "Hey Pinkie, great job with the scene earlier!" Jim complimented. "Your acting was top-notch!" Pinkie smiled at Jim’s compliment. "Thanks, Jimmy… but I wasn't on the set today." Jim blinked in confusion. "What do you mean? I just saw you on set two minutes ago." Before Pinkie could answer, another Pinkie Pie showed up from behind Jim. "Hey Jimmy, you were awesome today! The way you did during our rooftop scene sent chills down my spine!" Jim blinked at the second Pinkie before slowly turning to the first Pinkie who simply waved at her.  He turned back to the second Pinkie. Then back to the first Pinkie again. Jim stood in a daze as if he was losing his sanity for a moment before he let out a brief chuckle.  "Oh, of course… a stunt double!" He laughed nervously. "Silly me…" He then placed his palm on his forehead. "Maybe I should take a break in my trailer." As Jim Carrey slowly walked away towards his trailer, both Pinkies looked at each other. "Should we tell him that I'm actually the pony Pinkie from another dimension?” the first Pinkie Pie asked. The second Pinkie Pie shook her head. “Nah, it’s probably for the best that we didn’t… for the sake of his sanity.” The two Pinkies nodded in unison.