Princess Celestia writes a letter to her favorite student, highlighting the need for proper lab safety.

Apologies to Tired Old Man. Not connected in any way to his body of work-- I just went with the pun.

Twilight and Pinkie wake up in an unfamiliar bathroom with no idea of how they got there. Can they solve this mystery before they go insane?! Or rather, before Pinkie makes Twilight go insane. Whichever comes first.

Twilight has taken notice that Pinkie Pie has an extremely unusual set of abilities, and Twilight is determined to find out the source of Pinkie's Power. However, she might not like what she finds

After 10,000 years, one of the Great Old Ones has awoken. Surely this spells doom for Equestria.

Surely.

This story was originally conceived in 2014 as an entry to The Equestria Daily Outside Insight Summer Fanfic Contest. Nine years isn't too late to enter, right?

As a professional athlete, Dash goes to regular physicals. As an Element Of Harmony, she goes to regular magicals too. Soul examination is her least favorite part, but at least the patient blacks out while their spirit is in capable hooves.

Starlight Glimmer's hooves have questionable capability.

This is an entry in the Snippet Series, an anthology of old oneshots that I (and my good buddy Str8aura) wrote based around interesting pics I found. New ones will be posted every other Thursday for the foreseeable future.

Following her tragic death by yet another villain of the week, Twilight Sparkle finds herself facing something all alicorns eventually uncover.

The continue screen.

Trixie's line of work is dangerous. But she's a careful showpony, and that's why she's only died a few dozen times in her career.

She thinks this is normal.

All Twilight wanted was to get the cure for the cutie pox. Another little foal was busy trying to get their cutiemark, and like Apple Bloom's incident last year, they did it the wrong way. Now on her way to visit Zecora, Twilight and Spike get on topic of the different species of Equestria. When they arrive at Zecora's hut, the whole conversation takes a turn as the zebra adds a bit of her own knowledge -- and two cents -- to what they were discussing.

This story is a sequel to Pinkie Pie Tries To Get Twilight Sparkle To Eat A Quesadilla

Reading the prequel is highly recommended. This story gets very random based off the first story, and the author's note is at the bottom of the story... So I figured I'd help y'all out and say that right here, right now.

It all begins with Rainbow Dash thinking she is an alicorn, and a lot of things happen.

Crossover tag because of Lolly Poppins representating Mary Poppins. Sorta. Take it as you want. I just don't want to break the rules.

Like the title says, Pinkie Pie tries to get Twilight Sparkle to eat a quesadilla. With the help of Rainbow Dash and her cousin, of course.

I attempted comedy once more, my fellow bronies and pegasisters. Hopefully it won't be too cheesy. No pun intended.