To hell with you! I was bored.
Anyway, you're favorite youtubers end up in Equestria mysteriously.
Weird huh?
Well try being them.

Listen up.
This story is purposely supposed to be horrible.
Also, I'm slightly stressed so this is going on hiatus until... The day after Thanksgiving.
I will try to get you guys another chapter by then.

Stuck on desk duty from a broken wrist, Sergeant Piobar's day got off to a bad start. It's April Fool's Day, which only adds to the misery. Between prank calls from a pay phone, and a pair of homicide detectives who have nothing better to do, the phone just keeps ringing. And just when he thinks he's eked out a moment of peace, a pony walks through the front door.

Now with a reading by AShadowOfCyguns!

Vinyl Scratch and Octavia Melody have a fight about Vinyl's obsession with music. Vinyl unexpectedly finds solace in the calm beats of the Rocking Boulders-- plus two friends.

Written for the Weekly Contests' Eighth Prompt: Rainbow Rocks. (Second place winner) Cover art by miyako47.

It's grey. It's lumpy. It's disgusting. It's on the school lunch menu. Nobody knows what it is. And it isn't even spelled right.

Just what IS "Mistery Meat"?

Apple Bloom and her friends are determined to find out...

Sometimes movies don't end the way we think they should. This is how Equestia Girls should have ended. A selection of Equestria Girls Parody shorts, done in the style of Howitshouldhaveended.com's "How it should have ended" shorts.

It was only supposed to be for one night, but then those ponies became more curious...

They can't know I'm in this weird crystal tree house, so I gotta stay hidden for another night...

and another...
and another...
and another...

when are they going to leave?!?!

(DISCLAIMER: Not Grimdark. Tagged as Comedy and Tragedy because I'm not allowed to tag it as Comedy and Sad, even though that's what this is.)

Princess Twilight and her friends are sent to Earth to meet a special human girl. Upon attempting to go back to Equestria, the spell gets mixed up, turning the Main 6 into newborn foals (except Twilight), leaving the human girl to care for them. Twilight has no idea how to reverse the spell, since ageing spells are not something she is very familiar with. Over time, they will turn back into adult mares, ageing by a few months each day. (Based on a dream I had one night, so please no hate for this being a human fic! As I'm sure you know, dreams are not known for making sense. Just thought it would make a cute idea for a story, especially since I woke up the next morning very happy!)

Rainbow Dash needs bits. After reading a help wanted ad, she decides to take a second job as a night guard for five nights at a propane store...

Parody of Five Nights at Freddy's.

I do not own My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, King of the Hill, or Five Nights at Freddy's.

Thanks to CogWing for helping me with this story.

Gameplay is not 100% accurate with this story. This is my own telling.

Just another job. A Vault located in the outer reaches of space, on a planet not yet charted in the Universal guidelines. Like most of them.

Yep. Just another job...

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Expect some mild language and gore. No biggy.

For her whole life, Rainbow Dash thought she was content with being the fastest pegasus in Equestria. But what happens when she discovers something new about herself after a steamy night with Soarin the wonderbolt? Will she truly be ready to be a mother?

If this fic gets featured please let me know.

this fic was inspired not only by the cover art I had seen but it was also inspired by Welcome, my little one which was written by Delta 727 please read his fic before reading this one