Five Nights at Twily's

by Purple Smart


Night Three

I have never been more scared of pink fluffy horses in my entire life.

Except for that one incident with Pinkie Pie, nothing else really happened on the second night. However, she was banging on the door for an entire 30 minutes, and I'm pretty sure she's gotten the remaining ponies suspicious. Or not. I really can't tell with her, she's one crazy chick. Well, pony.

Suspicious or not, they all left in the morning again. I shouldn't stay here much longer, this world is obviously not like anything from my home world. The longer I stay, the more likely I'll be found, and chaos will most definitely ensue.

But the problem is, I still can't find the teleporter.

The teleporter is not very big, it can be held with just one hand. I left the teleporter in the corner of the Living Room, where no one would see it. However, it's no longer there. Since I have not moved it, this leads me to three theories:

One: I simply forgot where it is, and should search around the castle in hopes of finding the teleporter. I really hope this is what happened.

Two: The teleporter went back without me. This is fine, as the coordinates have been pre-programmed, and will come back here eventually.

Three: One of those ponies have found the teleporter, and took it to figure out what it does. Worst case scenario, they teleported back to my world, and I'll have a lot of explaining to do when I get back.

Oh, wait, I just thought of another theory:

Four: Fluttershy stepped on it.

Why did I come up with this theory?

Because Fluttershy just stepped on it.

...well, crap.

Whelp. That's it, I'm just going to lock myself up in the room forever. Wake me up when I'm dead.

Actually, I'm a bit tired, I need to just lie down for a little bit, just a quick nap, and then I'll prepare myself for tonight when I have to... zzz...


...Hmm... well, that was a nice nap, now I just have to spend the remaining daylight left to prepare for

WHERE DID THE DAYLIGHT GO HOW LONG WAS I ASLEEP GOD DAMMIT NOT AGAIN.

*sigh* Well, it looks like I'm going to have to get through the third night without any form of defense... again...

This is getting very tiring, literally. I've been stuck in the same room for three nights now, all because I'm scared of that Fluttershy character, who I'm not even sure is actually dangerous. Then, I am always somehow unprepared for the evening, when four more ponies show up, each one more active than the one pony I have to deal with in the morning. Tomorrow, I'm just going to leave this tree house and probably hide out in some forest. I heard there was a place named Everfree Forest, that sounds like a very calm place to go to instead of having to deal with this impenetrable crystal fortress.

Until then, I should probably check my cameras. The second night worried me, as I only had 9% battery life left (after watching that pink horse the entire time. God, she's so random.) But for some reason, all the batteries have been recharged, just like it did after the first night. Probably has something to do with the magic in this world, so I'm not going to think about that again. This world defies so many laws of physics, common sense no longer works here.

What was I doing again? Oh yeah the cameras. Well, the living room seems fine, there's the four ponies all together at the moment. Rainbow Dash seems to be sleeping, which confuses me, since the book I read about her says she's energetic. Pinkie Pie, on the other hand, is just bouncing around all over the place, which for some reason scares me. Rarity and Applejack seem to be reading a book.

So far so good, I should put down my camera to conserve power. I should probably go through some of these books some more, since I obviously can no longer use my prior knowledge on how stuff works in this world. Then again, most of these are just spell books, which means I would need to be able to control magic, which I can't. Or maybe I can? Is there a possibility that I just might have the potential to do magic if I tried?

Wait, what am I saying? I'm distracting myself! I need to check the cameras to make sure that they are all-

Only Rainbow Dash is left in the Living Room.

Dammit, now I got to waste time looking for the rest of the ponies. However if suspicions are correct...

Yep. Pinkies staring at the camera on the Outside Porch again. Just standing there. And staring. Totally not creepy at all or anything.

I should probably just keep watching her, but I need to find the other two ponies.

Bedroom - nothing.

Living Room - still just Rainbow Dash, snoring loudly.

Supply Closet - why do I still have the camera there?! Tomorrow I'm going to remove this camera and - wait... there's Rarity, looking for something. Hmm... maybe this camera will be useful after all.

East/West hallway - nothing.

Kitchen (still no visuals) - I can hear pots and pans clanging, so I'm guessing that this is where Applejack is.

I should probably recheck each pony.

Rainbow Dash is still asleep, Rarity looks like she got whatever she was looking for, Applejack is making a pie (I think), and Pinkie Pie is running down the east hallway. Everything seems to be fine right n- PINKIE PIE IS RUNNING DOWN THE EAST HALLWAY.

Crap, I slammed the door too loudly. There's Pinkie Pie banging on the door again. Please go away now.

Dammit, Rarity heard the commotion, and is trotting down the west hallway. Thankfully, I remember what happened just 7 seconds ago, and closed the other door carefully. Luckily, She'll just pass it off as nothing.

Rainbow Dash is stirring in her sleep. Jeez, Pinkie, be quiet already...

The kitchen is quiet, which probably means Applejack is on the move again.

I check the battery power. 45% left, three hours to go.

This third night just got ridiculously hard.