If you woke up in Equestria as your pony, what's the first thing you would do?
Tabitha St. Germain: "I'd pop bubble wrap with my unicorn horn!"

Unfortunately, Derpy Hooves has a problem with that. Bubbles are serious business.

A collab with CapnLexCrunch, aka Rusty Poopy.
Now with an audio reading by The Living Library Player Society!

Also read: Don't Pop

Princess Celestia is plagued by a new villain terrorising Canterlot. The guards are useless, Twilight Sparkle is at a loss for what to do, and it falls upon Celestia's withers to deal with this problem herself.

Trigger warning: Kind and benevolent Princess Celestia

You’ve seen Humans in Equestria… but have you seen them done quick? Will PonyRunner420 crumble under the pressure of one frame tricks, uninvited couch commentators, and suspiciously self-aware NPCs, or will he successfully kill Celestia in record time?

A short story about the magic of speedrunning, and it’s power to bring people across the world (and across dimensions) together with the common goal of raising money for charity, and just killing Celestia really fast.

Featured 2023/01/10. You’re supposed to brag about this here right

This story is a sequel to Jury Duty

Every pony has the right to be judged by a jury of their peers. Now all that has to happen is for a prosecutor and defense attorney to mutually agree on Luna as being a peer, and we can get this trial started!

...this may take a while.

(While this story is listed as a sequel, its only real connection to the previous tale is in theme, and so it can be read as a stand-alone.)

Now with author Patreon and Ko-Fi pages.

Spitfire stops you during your walk to see Fluttershy one bright and beautiful morning. Though you can't tell what's going on, you can tell that she's not going to let you go until she gets something...but what? You quickly figure out, without a doubt, that nothing good can possibly come of this...

What happens to those poor pegasai who fail their flight exam? They're taken to a special, secret factory. Their insides are then ground up to create rainbows. Figuratively.

Obabscribbler and Neighrator Pony made this happen. Congrats to her and Reverbrony on their engagement. SENPAI NOTICE ME AND BE MY FRIEND.

Thanks to Dustchu for editing.

Pinkie is hiding a secret that has been tearing her apart. She decides to tell Twilight, but while working up the courage and best approach to tell her, the secret comes out violently anyway.
(Pre-Season 3 finale)

Twilight Sparkle goes to take her semi-regular tea time with Princess Celestia. However, there is something out of the ordinary, and one confession is very long overdue.

Can both princesses come to an understanding by tea time's end?

This story now has a audio reading done by Lotus Moon!

After learning how to drink, you do a bit too much of it, for you mostly do it alone.

Pain built from guilt is reduced by punishment.

There are many ways to deal with the pain from the punishment that comes from a drink. One can squeeze their eyes and clench their claws and shake through the shudders of alcoholic intensity. Or one exhales the punishment as it comes up, concentrating it out.

And that trick applies to more than just drinking.

Spike falls through a void that opens at his feet; none of the girls care that he is falling through the world.

And he'll have peace once he has fallen to the bottom of the abyss.