She's looking at you. Yes you. And she is judging you with her eyes. There is no escape.
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Princess Celestia is plagued by a new villain terrorising Canterlot. The guards are useless, Twilight Sparkle is at a loss for what to do, and it falls upon Celestia's withers to deal with this problem herself.
Trigger warning: Kind and benevolent Princess Celestia
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I dislike this. It's as if everything is a joke. While mildly humorous, I highly dislike Celestia over reacting to everything. And the villages part made me sick. Oh, and Twilight acting like a soldier. Not questioning anything and doing what she's told. Regardless of how much it hurts her or others.
Kind and Benevolent? If you say so.
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Lesson Zero, Magical Mystery Cure, Sombra. Here, hold all the alicorn magic that you can't possible control and hide from Tirek.
Even canon Celestia has moments, and canon Twilight will do anything she asks, even if it means brainwashing her home town or changing her friends destinies.
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Then I pulled off a damn good parody. Thank you.
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With a smile of pure, uncorrupted goodness. This was in an intentional skewing of the benevolent tyrant trope. A parody. It was meant to be very, very silly, and none of it was meant to be taken seriously.
As evidenced by the ending of the story.
All these wonderful, obvious innuendos XD
6256759 Glad to be of service.
That was weird. You are weird. I am weird for liking this.
It was an interesting diversion to experience.
Is this featured yet?
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Not even approved yet.
MOAR
What.
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Why not.
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I don't know. Maybe the mods are busy? They don't tell you.
I have been YEARS for someone to make this joke.
Me :
I have no words.
Kudzu :
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This is a beautiful piece of work. Like a sunrise over a field of wheat or a flower unfurling...
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The end of that image. I almost died. Still wheezing, having chest pains, send a bambulance.
6257056 Is that why it won't track in my faves? It's not approved yet?
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Still not approved. Isn't that wonderful? Was submitted at 4:30 something eastern standard time, still not approved.
D'awwwww
Didn't see the tags first, expected petplay. Pleasantly disappointed.
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Pet play? How.... how did you arrive at this conclusion?
Trigger warning... Seriously?
And to top it off, you censored the trigger warning. I love the irony... Made me laugh.
6257778 Took them forever to approve it but this had me laughing fit to burst when I read it!
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Or powerplay.
I begged kudz to add some mad max reference...
Just too perfect for this with his spray
Selestia brakes the door he sees her...takes out the spray... So shiny so chrome...
S: what are you doing?
D:I'm am the colt who grabbed the sun riding to VALHALLA!!!
S: what!?!?
D:I always wanted to say it...and If I'm going to die after you saw me waxing my carrot...I will die historic and go into VALHALLA!!!
S:I'm not doing to kill you
D:I was AWAITED!!! And the doors have closed
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He kinda lacks the self esteem and confidence though. I mean, he's kinda pathetic.
And after the date, he's sentenced to an eternity of horrific torture. Sounds right.
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The purpose of the fireplace poker was never fully explored...
I liked this. It was silly.
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Nanny State-lestia.
Lol I love ffffooooooooooooooooooooooooooooodddd
Throw him into Tartarus.
I lol'd pretty damn hard at this. I feel like it's an anti-story in the way it makes fun of itself, but it's weird. It's making fun of everything but taking it a bit seriously at certain points.
It was okay, but this story still kinda creeped me out.
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Marriage?
Ew, keep your sick fetishes to yourself you freak!
This is great, I laughed the whole time.
It's short, silly, and well written. I enjoyed it.
Ok...not how I saw this going...and frankly, I gotta admit, was pretty funny. My compliments and wishes for your continued health and inspiration.
Oh my god. What did I just read?
My sides hurt.
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6256735 I'm fairly certain everything IS, in fact, a joke.
6262474 Well, duh. It's a parody.
6262485 Oh, no, I was talking about the fundamental pointlessness of existence. What's this parody you mentioned?
6262501 slow down there Jean Paul Sartre
This was incredibly silly. I thoroughly enjoyed it.
6262517 A cursory skimming of Wikipedia has led me to approve this comparison.
That was actually kinda nice.
This is hilarious. I love how you're making fun of just about everything of MLP with it. A good farce is good to read once in a while