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I am not contained between my hat and my boots.


If you woke up in Equestria as your pony, what's the first thing you would do?
Tabitha St. Germain: "I'd pop bubble wrap with my unicorn horn!"

Unfortunately, Derpy Hooves has a problem with that. Bubbles are serious business.

A collab with CapnLexCrunch, aka Rusty Poopy.
Now with an audio reading by The Living Library Player Society!

Also read: Don't Pop

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 125 )

Truly a great masterpiece.

Dude, I remember talking with ya about this at the con! Nice work! I hope you know imma write one of my own X3

Please do! :rainbowkiss:
I'd like to see this become a thing.

One of the greatest of all time. :moustache:

Is it wrong I'm aroused by this? Please tell me it's right.

4286634 I know, it's so bizarrely intriguing

Indeed. Me thinks a sequel is in order.

It's right.
It's very right.
*considers changing rating to 'mature'*


4286764 Ponyville did kind of blow up...

Oh, come on now, this is hardly my most random of stories. :rainbowlaugh:

Well, that escalated quickly. :twilightoops:

Bubbles are serious business. :ajbemused:

Luna Having a Twitch, funny...

That was funny?

Oh, yeah, I mean... of course it was funny!

Epic pony war because of bubbles. That's what happened.

I don't know what the fuck I just read, but I laughed.


Twas only thinking of the Tabby within her.

Thus, a new concept is born.

I think this was almost too random for me laugh about. Odd, because I usually have a pretty random mind. I think the story lost me when the ponies started to have the epic out of character duel. I thought they were going to have a silly little fight, not blow up Ponyville. Speaking of which, there wasn't an explanation given for that, which also added to not being funny, for me. It just became random for the sake of random, to me, at that point. From here is basically where you started to lose me:


I dunno. Just my thoughts, I guess. That's really the only way I can express why I wasn't satisfied with the story. Moving on without a vote. :applejackunsure:

I can't help but feel as though I've read part of this before.
Did you perchance put any of Twilight's scene in a blog post some time before?

*Grins* Very nice. I love Luna's reaction.

A masterpiece, well done. :twilightsmile:

Perfect! :rainbowlaugh:

Heh, didn't she do Derpy too?

I take no credit for the concept; that was Tabitha's idea.

Well, it does have a [random] tag for a reason, eh? :rainbowlaugh:
You can't expect too much sense from a story based on a random comment at a VA panel from a con.
If you're (very) patient, though, I have a couple of true masterpieces in the works that should satisfy your cravings for things making sense and being seriously in character.

Twilight's scene is entirely new as of yesterday.
I did write the point up to where the skylight breaks in the collaboration panel of babscon, and it was read out loud there. It's possible you could have heard part of it if you were there.

My work here is done.

Bubble wrap brings out the best in all of us.

Thanks! :twilightblush:

Right, sorry, must've just been me seeing the future in my dreams again.
Seriously, even I have no idea how much that happens and it's really starting to tick me off.:facehoof:

Choppy and rushed as all hell, but still entertaining.

Alright...sure..it was.....uhhm...yeah, alright...th-that's..yeah....yeah...yup.

This is adorably cute and sweet and... Woah, did they set of a muffin and gem megaspell? :D

Well, SOMEONE was at BABSCon!:pinkiehappy:


Quite right. It just went wrong.

You'd think so much havoc wouldn't result from bubble wrap.

Of course, you'd be wrong. And thankfully so, as it's much more enjoyable this way. :pinkiehappy:

Heh, premonition has downsides.

True, true.

Oh come on... I don't know why people are so confused by this. It's hardly my most random work.

They most certainly did. ^.^

Serious. Business. :derpytongue2:

How'd you guess? :rainbowlaugh:

If not for Twilight, I could have had an all-Tabitha cast :raritywink:

Havoc makes it more fun!

What did the other VAs say?

Most said they wanted to fly.
There was one notable 'I'd eat a gemstone, then go back to bed.'
Peter New, of course, said 'buck apples' :rainbowlaugh:

4293416 But...but...I-I just wanna...actually, I can't deny..this actually made a ton of sense to me, really...it's just that....nevermind.

It's the 'but why would you write that' question, isn't it?


In the words of Krusty the Klown:
"Now that's comedy!" :rainbowlaugh:

Glad it's appreciated!

4294860 Well, no! I think...what WAS the question again? because after reading this story I need to re-consider things that I do in real life, not saying it's a horrible story by the way, I frigging loved it! ^.^

Other people were there?

Well, thanks! ^.^
And I'm glad I can write deep, intuitive fiction that brings people to question their own lives. :rainbowlaugh:

I can't have been the only one to have heard the iconic whistling tune of "The Good, The Bad, And The Bubbly" when the showdown began.

"And thus a new meme was born."

"Dear Princess Celestia,
Please forgive me for the unladylike swearword that will follow henceforth, but I believe it is necessary to explain the gravity of the lesson I learned today. That lesson being, don't fuck with Derpy's bubbles. Seriously, don't. Also, a good friend cleans up after herself when she uses her friend's domicile as a battlefield.


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