A warning from Princess Celestia is overridden by Pinkie Sense and leads Pinkie Pie into the Everfree forest where she makes a strange and talkative new friend. A heart burning tale of love, loss, lactose, and alliteration.
A/N: The Pyro's gender has been played with, but Valve has given no indication to him/her/shim being a male or female. Though I personally believe he is a female. I will use male pronouns because magic. I have no idea where this story came from but it exist now and I had fun writing it. Hope you like the read.

Art work:
'Partners in Crime' by kazahnii

Thank you to all those who read my story and who made it more popular than I thought possible. Thanks to all those who added it to their favorites, who gave it a thumbs up, and left comments (even the troll comments, because they made me smile) Here's the sequel

Long story short...

Love hurts.

Also, I have no idea why I wrote this!

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Luna has waited for this moment for years. Only one other soul knows what will happen, and nobody would believe him, anyway. And so she waits to feel the life crushed from her. Only that way can Equestria live.

My entry for Obselescence's contest.

[Second Person][Romance][Comedy][Human]

Just an average morning with your favorite mailmare and her daughters, Dinky and Sparkler, the ponies that you value with all your heart, as they do with you. From the moment you met them all, they had favored you as a caretaker, parent, and even a life partner for that very special somepony that just so happens to be called Ditzy Doo.

As you, a Homo-Sapiens translator well-accustomed to Equestria and its language, prepare for your day and the meals of your favorite fillies and beloved cross-eyed mare, you attempt to keep your sanity...

...and Ditzy away from the coffee.

A rainy night at a bar really brings out stories from within ponies. During a game of poker, Equestria's rogue list, including Nightmare Moon, Chrysalis, Discord, and Sombra, plus another, the baddies start sharing stories. The similarity; the telling of how they almost won their most famous defeats.

Loosely based on the episode, "Almost Got 'Em" from Batman the Animated Series

When Twilight is about to try her new baby spell on one of he park squirrels she messes up and hits all of her friends. For days the fillies go wild. Spike has to take care of them while Twilight finds a counter spell. Will they both survive the filly version of their friends?

"Ever heard the expression kids grow up fast these days. Well, that's well that's a underestimation for Spike if I ever heard it!" it has been three years since Spike moved to ponyville and he's now 13 years of age! Fully teen and turning many heads! while he is celebrating his birthday he is hurt by the one pony he never thought would hurt him. So Spike does the unthinkable and tries to leave his world for the human world. But while he does so he gains something spike needed all along he gains a brother. But after both find them self in a romantic situation they are not ready for! what will happen? Stay tuned!

It's Fluttershy's twenty-first birthday, and her friends expose her to the wonder of cider for the first time. But how will the adorably shy pony react to this intoxicating new beverage?

Pre-readers: Cockroach42, Oatsmaster, Phearlock.
Cover art by Lurarin.

Applejack has developed an odor. Rarity sets out to remedy the situation, with or without Applejack's consent.

Warning, contains: Non-consensual scrubbing.
Cover image by kittyhawk-contrail.
Full-cast dramatic reading by ObabScribbler.

Based on this story: Get Dirty | Get Clean: Deodourizing

A year after the "Want it, Need it" incident, Twilight has finally managed to move on from the embarrassment. She doesn't even care that Big Mac has Smarty Pants anymore. There are times to let go of old toys.

Unfortunately, some toys just won't stay put away...

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Full credit for this idea goes to one Mr. Tom Garrity.