Not many ponies know this, but Daring Do always leaves her most valuable treasure behind whenever she goes on an adventure. And that treasure is you, Anonymous, her adopted human child. She's never gone for too long anymore though; not with you in her life. Or, at least that's how it was.

Eight long years have passed since she last flew up into the sky and out of your life to go on another adventure; almost half of your whole life. And yes, you did spend a lot of that time worrying, and wondering about where she could be, or what could've happened to her, but you also spent it honing your own adventuring skills. And now you're all grown up, and you're going after her.

With the wisdom of six good friends, determination in your heart, and mom's lucky hat on your head, there's no way that you can lose.

Taking on the role of Princess Celestia, you try to take care of your wonderful, but stubborn - and very sick - adopted human child, Anonymous.

Anon and his daughter had finally started to settle into their new life amoungst ponies, with Anon now having a steady source of income and his child excelling in school. With the essentials assured, however, Anon started to search for more. After all, life doesn't have to just be the two of them, and he's always been open minded.

Problem is, ponies don't seem to share this trait, and Anon found himself rejected over and over. While he can get dates, no mare ever wants to stick around once they find out he is a single father, apparently caring more about his daughter than the fact that he's an alien.

Ready to give up, Anon is surprised when his daughter makes a very strange friend, and he himself begins to become intrigued with this sweater-wearing mare. Moondancer, for her part, is just trying not to make a fool of herself in front of this strange stallion while his cute-as-a-button daughter does everything possible to make her fall in love with the pair, intentionally or not.

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Twilight does her best to reform King Sombra, but things don’t go exactly as planned.

Edited by ROBCakeran53 and Alcatraz

Filly Anon, your roommate, decides to eat some Tide Pods, 'cause all the cool kids are doing it.

It goes far, far worse than you could ever imagine.

Your (hopefully) temporary roommate Filly Anon decides to play Pokemon Go while you're at work. Without a cell phone. Or a concept of augmented reality.

She does have a cardboard Pokeball, though.

Once upon a time, there was a man living in a typical suburban house in the heart of America, and one day he somehow found himself someplace in Equestria. But this was no ordinary place in Equestria! It was an extraordinary place where no human has ever been before.

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Your roommate, Filly Anon, clogs the toilet. Repeatedly. Not out of malice, but just because she's an equine.

While you're plunging it for the umpteenth time, she explains the circle of life as earth ponies understand it.

For as long as the citizens of Ponyville had been graced with the presence of the apelien menace known as "Humans" they have wondered why they bothered wearing clothes. Today they learn.

A stupid idea that I had a couple of days ago. Thanks to Ephemeral and various Anons for editing.

This story is a sequel to Changeling Courtship Rituals

After many years of battle, Queen Chrysalis has finally defeated Twilight Sparkle.

To Twilight's surprise, she discovers that to changelings, this means they are now married. However, she has some thoughts about this...

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A reboot/remake of Changeling Courtship rituals, where Twilight reacts in a much more normal way, rather than like a sitcom character.