Top Gear viewers are in for a treat. As you may or may not know, whether you're a car fanatic or not, Top Gear is a popular TV show in which our three fairly old, yet whimsical, hosts talk about... that's right, you guessed it. Cars! From Lamborghini to Mazda, celebrities to comedians, what hasn't Top Gear seen?

You guessed it again! An alicorn princess of the night!

This idea came to me in the most straightforward way you can think about. I was watching Top Gear and wondered...

"What if a pony got to be a guest in Top Gear?.."

Then, this happened.

This story is a sequel to The Club's Connected to the Boutique

Canterlot, WUBS, Derpy, Celestia... All of these are related, but to find out how we have to go waaaaaay back..... And I mean waaaaaaaaaaay back... At least Vinyl Scratch is here to entertain the rest of us!!

WARNING: This story will involve regression, to one, if not a couple mares, and regress them into fillies.

Edit: I have changed the name of the fic, as sadly the path I wanted to follow originally in this story is one I found out I could not write. I love derpy, but I'm not a good Ditsy author. Sorry folks...
Edited by firebirdabirdoffire

Ok, so get this. A dude and his best friend reunite after a long while. They move in together and become roomates again, and decide to have one... Unique piece... of a weekend.

One of the guys has an obsession for racing cars and superbikes. Anything fast really. Not too shabby at it either. Also an absolute encyclopedia about mechanics. Engine, transmission, torque converter, fuel injection, you name it. He can build it from top to bottom. Crafty as F too, this guy. His name is Chris.

The other guy has the magic touch with technology. Real smart. No, genius. Builds computers from scratch and all that genius what not, and in his spare time he makes his own little devices. Some huge, some trivial. Could probably build a personal satellite for himself if he wanted to, and launch it to space with a home made rocket for whatever reasons. Wait wait, I think he did that already? -Uhh, his name is Joel.

Crafty motherfudgers who love each other like bros. Did I mention they're crafty? Like, can do pretty crazy-in-an-awesome-way kind of things?

Get it yet? Eh? Eh? Eh?

-sigh-

Ok, so in their little weekend of awesomeness, they decide to do some pretty nutty stuff that would unsurprisingly worry the US government if the white house ever heard about it. The government never found out about it in the end though. Want to know why?

Because the two crazy mofos ended up pulling some Back to the Future type of thing, (literally) and disappeared from the face of Earth.

I'm Chris, by the way. Sooo...

Join us in our glorious adventure in our new home. Equestria.- Okay, listen, we've done some pretty crazy sh*t ever since we got here. I'm being straight up with you. Don't say I didn't tell you, because I did. Mkay? Mkay. I warned you.

Note: This is a dual self insert. Along with my broski, Joel. This is purely for comedy, and the way we act in this story is pretty much spot on in many ways. Although most of the things we will do is for comedic purposes. Don't take it seriously. No butthurt allowed in the comments, got it?

We cuss occasionally, no more than you do probably. So yeah, contains strong language, probably some violence. It's a comedy in our taste, and our taste is pretty crude sometimes. Or witty. A bunch of things really.

This monster of a story was inspired heavily by this handsome piece: I Blame You by Whitestrake

Also, I feel that I must repeat this. Don't take this seriously. Once again, this is done ENTIRELY FOR COMEDY. Okay? Good.

Now.

Enjoy my ugly piece of beauty of a story!

EDIT [5/22/2014]: [BIG SPOILER] Wondering when exactly I'm going to have to add the romance tag... PRETTY SOON, WOOP WOOP!!

It was nearly two whole years since Twilight Sparkle had come to the human world from Equestria, defeated Sunset, and returned to her home world in a matter of days. Sunset had changed since then, and had tried to fix everything she could. She'd befriended the Elements of Harmony, and apologized to Rarity for the Spring Fling incidents. Still, she felt she owed a better apology and thank you to Twilight for helping her escape her cruelness. This story is about Sunset Shimmer's actions if she ever returned to Equestria. Will she apologize and move on? Or will she return to her cruel, greedy ways and try once again to take over Equestria?

This is my very first fanfic and I got the idea from glidergirl's Thirty Moons Later... I just decided that I wanted to write about Sunset Shimmer and here I am. Feel free to dislike if you want, I am not expecting too many likes. I may be writing more fanfics like this, (Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity versions) so you might as well get used to my stories. Since the whole reason why I'm writing this is because of glidergirl's fanfic, I will not be writing a Pinkie Pie version. Post comments, give me feedback, and I shall pray to Celestia that I don't get my dreams of a writing career crushed.

Sidenote: No Sunlight (or Sunset Sparkle, whatever you people like) shipping found here. Sorry

Side-sidenote: Help me with this fic and give me advice here.