Princess Cadance and Prince Shining Armor ask their mutual bedmate Chrysalis to bring them coffee. What they get seemingly defies the laws of known physics and is likely unfit for consumption. This doesn’t stop them.

Based off a noodle incident out of Breaking in to Avoid Being Broken that seemed too be good to be simply left as that.

Thanks to Tired Old Man, Nova Quill/Firimil, and
Steel Resolvefor their edits and suggestions and, of course, coffee.

Octavia has a musical history and a side to herself she'd rather not have to explain outside of Ponyville. Inside Ponyville... well, everything was fine until she spotted Vinyl Scratch. What was she doing here?

Don't panic, Octavia! Don't freak out, don't lose your mind, don't....
Oh well.
(And check out Goombasa's excellent dramatic reading!)
Cover by Page Turner.

The mane six, tired of the same old same old, decide to get some new firmware installed in their Elements of Harmony with disastrous results.
...
Oh, wait. I mean "technologically advanced" results.

Twilight has never written a book before. It's not that she doesn't want to. It's not that she's a bad writer. But something has been in her way.

Can her friends and Daring Do break the curse?

Written for Write Club. Original prompt by RedvsBlue327: "With all the books Twilight has read, she's never actually written one herself. There's a very good reason for that though."

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Lyra thinks Discord is an idiot for not thinking to dodge when the Elements of Harmony were about to strike him. Discord thinks this is the perfect opportunity for a game.

Part of the Borderworld.

Now with audio reading by Dreamless Portal. Chinese and Spanish translations also available.

Monday Blues was cute, relatable, had a catchy song, and makes you like Sunset more. We saw Sunset and Twilight's misadventures on the way to school, and the others' are easy enough to figure out, but we know a little less of Rainbow Dash's.

Rainbow Dash usually runs to school. But she is running extremely late on a Monday, so she runs faster than she usually would, and crashes several times on the way there. You can expect a lot of Rainbow Crashes at that speed until she gets used to it.

Just my exaggerated interpretation on how it went down, with help from my good friend TheGuineaPig45. We probably weren't meant to think too hard about it, but I really love speedsters and Rainbow Dash is my second favorite!

So it's finally happened. After being kicked in the shin by Celestia, Discord is officially dying. Now Celestia wants to know if he has any last requests before he goes.

What a silly, silly thing of her to ask.

As Twilight attempts to get Starlight Glimmer to see the error of her ways, Spike can't help but interject. If Starlight had a portal to take her to any place or any time, why fixate on one single event when she could accomplish so much more?

As it turns out, Starlight Glimmer has an answer. Several in fact.

Inspired by a conversation with the story's editor Tired Old Man.

Discord breaks off his relationship with Reality in order to see Insanity exclusively. It's better for everyone this way.

Or that's what he keeps telling himself.

Starlight Glimmer assembles the townponies of... the town to finally pick a name for the village they all dwell in. However, finding a name that does not promote any form of inequality proves to be harder than she imagines.

Inspired by a brief chat with Tired Old Man