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  • Beanis 53 stories The rise of farm-to-bedroom, locally sourced, vegan, organic marital aids!
    Created by Stahlseele
    - May, 2018
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Total Words: 62,796
Estimated Reading: 4 hours

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What began with an off-beat idea to make dildos from beans, after a journey spanning years, has led our heroines here, to a pivotal confrontation at a simple house party. This gathering is cut short in the last way Sunset Shimmer would have expected: with the mighty Beanos rising at last, her dread machinations plunging the world into turmoil. As an army of beandroids descend upon Canterlot City, sowing the seeds of despair as well as the seeds of actual bean plants, Sunset can no longer stand idle. Once more united under a common cause with her old friends, and some old enemies, the final battle for Twilight Sparkle’s soul is nigh.

The conclusion to the timeless tale of the Beanis, in the only way that makes sense: with giant anime robots. A Gurren Lagann pastiche, no prior knowledge of the show is required. So, no, the title is not a typo.

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Tempest Shadow sometimes wonders what her place is at Beanis Inc. If she was pressed to give it a job description, it would probably come out as "whatever Twilight and Wallflower need me to do." So when Twilight approaches her with the opportunity to manage her own new department, she jumps at the chance.

All she has to do is solve the minor issue of digital piracy.


A lovingly crafted entry into the Beanis Cinematic Universe.

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This story is a sequel to Beanniversary


Sunset meets with Rainbow to hang out and catch up after the events of "Should I Stay...."

Dammit, Me.

Warnings: [Richer, Extra-Protein Infused Continuity] [5% Beans] [75% Gratuitous Fight Scene] [Sunset Shimmer not being hurt emotionally] [Toy Lasers]


Part of the Beanis Cinematic Universe

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A simple question about the science of magic leads to a lesson on one of the cornerstones of modern communications theory.

A story set in the Beanis Cinematic Universe.

Pre-requisites: introductory knowledge of calculus (including limits), probability and statistics (including random variables), and algebra.

Edited by R5h and AppleTank.

Image: Bust of Claude Elwood Shannon (April 30, 1916 – February 24, 2001), Father of Information Theory

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To give herself a new perspective on plants, life, and plant life, Sunset Shimmer visits a local park to try and make sense of the world around her.

A humble addition to the Beanis Cinematic Universe

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Just a regular morning commute to work, nothing out of the normal at all. Not for Canterlot. Not for the employees of Beanis, Inc.

Well, maybe not completely normal.


A part of the Beanis Cinematic Universe, I'm afraid.

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Sunset Shimmer makes a beanaroni pizza.

Rainbow Dash visits.

Sunset cries a little.


To my everlasting shame, part of the Beanis Cinematic Universe

Dammit Syeekoh

Warnings: Rich, protein laden continuity

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Sunset Shimmer's life has taken turn for the odd lately. Well, not odd. Odd isn't nearly a strong enough word for the utter batshit insanity that has consumed her every waking moment.

Thankfully, said madness hasn't quite spread to all of her friends yet. Though that may not be true by the end of the night.

Part of the Beanis Cinematic Universe. (Possibly Ant-Man or one of the TV series.) Rated Teen; the titular items are never put to use. That said, this is a largely M-rated worldline. Please bean responsibly.

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Sunset Shimmer has long accepted the reality that is her new life at Beanis Inc.

But never again will she know a Beanis-less existence.

As prophesied.


Praise be to the Beanis Cinematic Universe.

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While filming the Kickstarter promo for Beanis Inc. Sunset Shimmer is suddenly greeted by someone she never thought she'd see: herself.

Part of the BCU extended continuity

Great fanart by Chris the Blue

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