How do you make someone realize that they love you? Pinkie Pie finds herself struggling with this simple conundrum, running and hiding every time the pony of her affections makes an appearance. After a long and unpleasant stay in a dumpster, however, Pinkie decides that enough is enough—it's time to take matters into her own hooves.
Now in addition to discovering her one true love she must deal with irate spouses, horny princesses, and what seems like more than half the ponies in Equestria, each clamoring for a piece of the action. But with her best pal Fluttershy at her side, Pinkie is confident that she can overcome any odds—all she needs to do is sneak away to find her first.
Surely things can't get any worse, can they?
Thanks to Kamikakushi, Regocomics, Rainedash, and -TGM- for being the pre-readers Pinkie needed.