Most of the time punishments are done as quickly as possible to be done with it. Twilight however always has ensured that anything she did was done to perfection.

So when her punishment is to clean armor, she decided to ensure she cleaned every suit. Including ones that were locked up.

But in a magical world, sometimes things aren't what they appear.

Rough Waves has managed to enter the prestigious Canterlot High. He even got assigned the famous Sunset Shimmer as his partner to give him a tour of the school! Since the moment he heard about the school and its frequent accidents and magical happenstances, he knew he had to join the school. After all, what could be the worst that could happen?

Contains: Micro/Macro and non-lethal accidental vore. Proceed at your discretion.

Story commissioned by StarSage!

*If you are feeling generous you can buy me a Ko-Fi!

**Rated Teen to air in the side of caution given the context of the story**

After a frightening conversation with her dad Firelight, Starlight Glimmer turns to Twilight for advice. The tale Twilight spins in response contains time travel, machine cults, and the very disturbing identity of Starlight's mother.

EDIT: Featured day of posting, 7/21/20! #3...how far will it go!? *GASP* #2!
EDIT: #1 very early Hours of 7/22 :D
EDIT: AUDIO READING by StraighttothePointStudios!

You are Anon. The one and only human in Equestria. Simply enjoying life in this beautiful land full of colourful talking ponies and that you know you're never going back home. But there is one thing you already know and you've been keeping it a secret to your friends.

Author's Note: This was made specially for you Sonata Dusk 29! Because today is my birthday, I decide to write down a new story and publish it today! This is a gift from me! Also, this is inspired by a dream of mine. Hope you enjoy it!

Shining has secretly befriended a certain Queen of the Changelings.

Turns out she's just a harmless nerd.

Now if only his family and friends would put down the torches and pitchforks.

Featured 7/21/20, briefly #1 on said day! ~ Squee!

Gallus is really, truly unenthused about his latest assigned reading. Some lame romance by a long-dead author is good for pretty much one thing and one thing only: putting you to sleep. Sandbar decides to change his mind.

Shameless Gallbar fluff.

Written for the Pride and Positivity event! Consider donating, and check out the other stories here!

Friendship can start anywhere.

Or so Lily’s heard, anyway. She’s more interested in keeping her super freaky strength under wraps.

Takes place around 'Crusaders of the Lost Mark'.

Something short and fluffy I found in my drive from 2016.

An old gray mare walks down an ancient turnpike, and encounters a unicorn named Luna, standing at a crossroads. Across a land without sun or moon, their paths bend inescapably together beneath strange, wrong stars that may soon be right.

Edited by the always-awesome Jordanis.

With extra love for Cynewulf, without whose marvelously weird Hell Ain't Half Full Yet, this story would never have begun.

One week after the Fall Formal, Principal Celestia is surprised to learn that a near-catatonic Sunset Shimmer has been calling out for her in the girl's sleep. Sunset has been unresponsive even to professional medical authorities, so what could have prompted her to call out in her sleep for an educator who had only occasionally interacted with her?

Cover art by The Sleepless Beholder

When Twilight gets an advance preview of what she'll look like a few years after ascending the throne, she is not impressed. Can a certain special (soon to be not so) little guy help her see the future might not all be that bad, after all?

Let's find out, shall we?