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Jake The Army Guy


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All I Wanted Was a Pepsi (Going Away For A Bit) · 10:27pm Jan 10th, 2016

Howdy, folks. First and foremost, as always, adorable Applejack:


Prof. Jaquelyn Apple, Professor of Freckles and Fuzz

Now then, This is a quick note to let everyone know that I'm going to be off the net for the next month or so. I don;t want this to turn into a pity party or anything, but long story short, my life has kinda gone off the rails in the past year. I mentioned this before, but now it's become real. Tomorrow, I will be flying to an undisclosed location(undisclosed because I don;t want y'all Googling that shit and figuring out exactly what the fuck is my malfunction) to start a residency treatment.

Yes, I am being voluntarily institutionalized.

Calm down, calm down. I'm not really suicidal or batshit crazy... well, okay, maybe the second one. Point is, I need help, and I'm going away to get it. I won;t have access to the internet, because I will be focusing on myself. SO, no pony for a month. God help me...

Well, keep it real, guys. Here's hoping when I come out on the other end, I am in a frame of mind to write again. Never forget that I fucking love you all. Til I get uncrazyed, stay safe, stay free, and stay metal! Jake The Army Guy out!

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Comments ( 45 )

:( Feel better soon!

Here when you get back brother. Every day till you get back I will post a cute Applejack pic on your profile.

Best of luck, dude. We'll miss you

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Best wishes, bud. I know you can beat this vaguely defined problem.

Oh my. Well, I hope it helps.

It won't be the same on Skype.

~Skeeter The Lurker

We'll all be here, supporting you whenever you get back. Focus on yourself and getting better, my friend. :twilightsmile:

Wait, no pony for a month is supposed to make you *saner* than you are now?

I don't think they understand the Power of the Horse.

May The Horse be with you... always.

I hope the nice brain ponies help you get de-FUBAR'd ASAP. I'm sure we'll all be looking forward to your return, when you're ready.

Best of luck to you, Jake. Kick some ass, but don't worry about us. We'll be right here waiting for ya. :heart:

Hopefully you'll be cured of that terrible MacDash affliction! :ajbemused:

Comment posted by Harmony Pie deleted Jan 10th, 2016

Take care, Jake. I've been and still kind of am in the same situation. A residency did help.

Hope you can get your life back on track soon! :heart:

Be well, Jake. And always take care of you first :ajsmug: We'll be here when you get back.

We salute you in a vaguely eastward direction.

Best of luck, man. See you on the other side. :heart:

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I look forward to more Applejack upon your return.:ajsmug:

Love ya, Jake. I am very much in the same boat, except that rather than go away to anywhere, I'm trying to get everybody in my life to back the hell off while I go into the cave for a while (could be months). I wish you the best and I'll be thinking of you. /)

Take whatever time you need, and get yourself in a good place. You'll be in all our thoughts until you return.

Take care of yourself, Jake.

I can't imagine this was an easy choice to make, but it's certainly the right one. The month away from ponies will be well worth it in the end.

Do what you need to, bro. We aren't going anywhere. X3

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Speedy recovery! :O

You're doing a good thing. A brave thing. Best of luck. You'll be in our thoughts.

Take care, stay strong, and come back to us only when you're really ready. It's good you're taking care of you first. :heart:

No pity from me sir, but instead you shall have a fair amount of understanding and admiration coming your way. It takes a lot to admit one has a problem and even more to voluntarily seek help for that problem. We'll be here for you when you get back and you'll come back stronger for all of it. Take care of yourself. Focus on yourself and get the help you need.

Be safe good sir!

We're all rooting for you! Now I just imagine them waking you up in the middle of the night for a surprise inspection, finding a contraband applejack mini.

Is what happens when you join the army.

Best of luck to you brother.

I wish you the best, Jake. Take care of yourself.

I hope everything turns out alright man. Good luck.

God speed, mate. Best wishes

Please take care of yourself man. Come back feel better... :applecry:

Finding the help you need on your own is already an incredibly brave thing, and I have no doubt you'll come out stronger than before. Do take care of yourself, Jake, and know that you always have the support of your friends.

The strength that you have shown in seeking help speaks loudly in your favor. Good luck and we will be waiting for your return.

Well, I hope you can improve your mental health with this little break. Get better.

Well, I'll catch you when I get out of AIT, still owe you that salute :ajsmug:

Good luck! We'll be here when you get back :scootangel:

Hey, the next chapter of Harmony Theory will be one month closer to being done when you come back.

It won't be out of course, but you know.

Come back to me and love me.

Hope you're doing okay, brother. You're missed. Come back to us safe, all right?

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