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Working at the front desk of a hotel has numbed Kaia to the variety of guests, at least until the ponies arrive.

Written for the Passports and Portals Not-A-Contest

Now with a reading by StraightToThePointStudio!

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Applejack, the dependable and honest operator of Sweet Apple Acres, finds herself overwhelmed with chores after Big Mac and Sugar Belle get married. Sure, she can ask her friends for help, but that is only a temporary solution, so the farmer starts to look to the classified section of the local paper to hire some day laborers and get caught up.

But Help Wanted takes an interesting turn when Applejack finds an advertisement for mail order husbands, and both Rarity and Rainbow Dash are keen to assist with their friend's pitiful love life...


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Cover art by Sipioc

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Anon was rather surprised to wake up in a world of magical talking horses. He was even more surprised to discover that said horses already knew him from a TV show.

Inspired by some old prompts in the RGRE thread. Cover art by Nignogs.

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Sweetie Belle has the grand idea. Silver Spoon has the cash to make it happen. And Rarity has both the spare storeroom and goodwilled ignorance to give two troublemakers the space they need to add an artificial addition to their rambunctious ranks.

Very very lean oneshot that is my first foray into pure comedy. It's also more of an opening scene for a longer story than the self-sustained vignettes I usually write. Consider it a filler upload while work continues on It Takes A Princess.


This is an entry in the Snippet Series, an anthology of old oneshots that I (and my good buddy Str8aura) wrote based around interesting pics I found. New ones will be posted every Thursday for the foreseeable future.

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This is for any other poor sap that finds themselves stranded in the kingdom of Equestria with no way to get back to Earth. A guide on the dos and don'ts of living in Equestrian society. Follow our advise carefully, and you may just survive.

Or don't! Whatever works for you.

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The chapters of this story are not in any particular order. Each new chapter is whatever subject I felt like writing about at the time, so there probably won't be consistent flow between them.

Featured on March 4th, 2020. Two features at the same time! WOOH!

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Lilac Joy is an earth pony that is tired of the farmer's life and as such decides to try her luck beyond the portal, but she quickly discovers that just finding a new job doesn't solve every problem in the streets.

Edited by: Katarina Mau

An entry for Admiral Biscuit's challenge

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Princess Celestia is a known prankster and joker, always ready with a laugh and a smile to try and put her subjects at ease. Sometimes, though, these pranks can go too far. Inviting six mares who she knew would wreck one of the most dignified yearly parties is really only the tip of the iceberg.

Now, the councils have had enough, and have assigned her a royal guard to watch over her and bring the princess back into line.

Contains: Spanking, and a lot of it.

This story is partially based on two stories by Dangerous Creature, whose links will be posted in an author's note before the beginning of the first chapter.

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Anon takes over Spike’s job of transcribing Twilight’s friendship reports. He does exactly what you’d expect.


Companion fic containing Celestia’s replies up to Letter 120 - To: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt written by Snow

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This story is a sequel to Celestia Sleeps In


After the accidental discovery of humans, Celestia tasked Lyra with learning about Dale's culture and Dale's language. Two meetings later, a misunderstanding caused Dale and a Coast Guard woman to be inadvertently transported to Equestria. With the two humans hospitalized and communication limited at best, the Equestrians just want to heal them, while back on earth the Coast Guard wants nothing more than to determine what happened to one of their sailors.

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A collection of deleted scenes and side stories that fell outside of the Onto the Pony Planet arc.


Coverart is by the talented RubleGun

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