Are you ready, kids? Also a thingy so my pizza funds don't run out anytime soon.

Feel free to contact me about whatever.

I never make mistakes. I thought I'd made one once, but I was wrong.

Beneath the microscope, you contain galaxies.

I shall vow to follow everyone.

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

I'm just an humble (wanna-be) MLP fanfic author and fanartist. I also love drawing fancomics and worshipping Applejack (as well as Rainbow Dash and Daring Do. In that order).

Hiya, I like to edit. And sometimes I write shitty stories. Who would've known?

Also known as HUE JACKMAN! And more recently, Blaasz. My twitter: https://twitter.com/Blaaszz

TittySparkles is pretty based, writes great porn that I can rub one off to on a weekly basis, and she has no problem telling societies leftie rejects to fuck off. - Anonymous

How did you find your way here? Nobody here but us ghosts.

pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

dude i'm so good at nfts they used to call me "the blockchain ballerina"

I write lots and lots of horse words; everything from comedy to drama. If you like what I write, please support me on Patreon.

-Comin' back on the rebound!- I'm the guy who specialises in Spike stories.

Behold! I bring you the written word! ...That is all.

Hi! I'm Hayley, and I'm gonna post my dumb fanfictions here.