Otherwise known as Alastor Deer Daddy~

I will not be back on here. Find me on Discord: saintkartano

I am approximately 3 seconds away from wreaking havoc on my undergarments.

I'm just somepony who wants to finish a story. I hope you enjoy the ride along with me!

Do not waste your time pinning yourself down to any set religion. No deity cares for the benefit of you or anyone else other than themselves. Do only what benefits you, then what benefits those around

I've been a Brony for a few years now, ever since a friend told me to check out MLP:FIM. I do not regret watching the series, but I am not exactly going to broadcast my personal life to the world.

a home-grown australian who embraced being a member of the fandom 2 days before joining. Willingly delved into the fandom whole-heartedly and has never looked back

My Patreon: www.patreon.com/user?ty=h&u=3494941

"It's Meta. He hates everything. That's just his purpose; in denying it he would deny himself." -Officer Hot-Pants. "MetaKnight145, somewhat friendly misanthrope who lives on pornsites." -Mr. Grimdark

"Life is like a deck of cards. We're dealt good hands and bad hands. But not a single card is worthless or useless to have been played." - Brony since June 2013

Defining "unneccessary" for a decade.

Your Honor, the fish sticks are done!

I love movies

Losing my mind, and proud of it!

"Never grow a wishbone, daughter, where your backbone ought to be."– Clementine Paddleford

Edgar Deutschland!!!

[2/19/2014 9:24:53 PM] Merlos The Mad: Turtle, word on the street is your being you [2/19/2014 9:24:56 PM] Merlos The Mad: stop that

Sipping iced coffee, penning pony tales, and spreading love—embracing the sweetness of existence, one adventure at a time! (CLOSED) Kofi! Commissions!

"You think you know me..."

my goal is not be the best, but to enjoy what I do and to cause a few smiles along the way. Also I am a lurker, I could by on your profile page as you read this. *spooky noises*

A man made of Marshmallows who so happens to be a brony... who would've thought it?

I'm the bucking queen of talons.

Welcome one, welcome all, to the page where nothing gets done! i do hope you enjoy your stay, or if you'd prefer, be on your way. Have a good day, for some more stories are on their way!

I like Clop fics :D

I'm a human who lives on the planet Earth.

I shall vow to follow everyone.

All you need to know is that my name is Michaela Chamberlain, and I don't intend to write much on here, as I am only joining for my friend.